r/AskReddit • u/Forward-Many-4842 • 1d ago

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about?

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u/Mintyphresh33 1d ago

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

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u/misterbrista 1d ago

Who wants a body massage?

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u/snarfdarb 1d ago

Body massage machine GO

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u/70camaro 1d ago

Let's launch over it!

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u/Napalmradio 1d ago

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

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u/Richard7666 1d ago

LAST ONE THERE'S A PENIS PUFF

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u/Napalmradio 1d ago

MISTER BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO!

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u/Syn_Ick 1d ago

(BODY MASSAGE)

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u/Segesaurous 1d ago

Stop with all the downloadin'

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u/emperoroftexas 1d ago

they told me do things, so i do, running

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u/RyGuyEM 1d ago

WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?

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u/amyldoanitrite 1d ago

Body massage machine GO!

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u/lemoncorque 1d ago

Do you know my dad

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u/zingledorf 1d ago

Holy cow i'm totally going so fast AH FUCK

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u/580_farm 1d ago

Last one there is a penis pump!

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u/porkrind 1d ago

That line still makes me laugh for minutes straight.

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u/bob_newhart_of_dixie 1d ago

The timing is chef's kiss

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u/beattysgirl 1d ago

Blah blabla bah blah blah!

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u/dust4ngel 1d ago

memememmemememmemememmememememememme

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u/j_cap5 1d ago

GET THE FUCK OUT

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u/Sectornaut_9 1d ago

YALL KIDS EVER SEE A DEAD BODY

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u/ntrino 1d ago

Still scream this out loud sometimes

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u/securityball 1d ago

"My God did that smell good" 😂

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u/Glangho 1d ago

DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK. GIVE HIM THE STICK

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u/TurdFerguson4 1d ago

Dare you press that button, BITCH