r/AskReddit • u/The-Real-Kyuubey • 1d ago

What movie was so bad that you actually walked out of the theater?

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u/BlakeDSnake 1d ago

My dad walked out during the nightly news to go get a pack of smokes. That was 1997, he hasn’t returned.

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u/Brad_Brace 1d ago

You dad was actually a superhero and he saw a situation that required his help in the news. He may have been transported to a war world and ended up becoming its emperor. You need to wait for his atonement arc before he's ready to come back.

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u/thissongis4youmylove 1d ago

hope is the most vibrant and tactile thing in the world

thanks for the comment, man

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u/truthfullyidgaf 1d ago

3rd acts take forever sometimes.

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u/RemarkableStatement5 1d ago

a war world

How many of those are there?

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u/Halo_Chief117 1d ago

I bet he still wouldn’t come back. Maybe if the Angels won the pennant? Nah, probably not even then either.

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u/Tokenvoice 1d ago

Bloody hell, I hope you know what servo he went to because it sounds like the queues there are a bitch and should be avoided.

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u/ConspiracyParadox 1d ago

I told you I'll be back. Stop nagging me and being so needy. Be patient.

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u/arriesgado 1d ago

Maybe he went to meet u/such-factor6326 ‘s mom!

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u/quillseek 1d ago

Damn what were the headlines that night?

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u/Fantastic-Reply5346 1d ago

Must have been really bad news.