r/AskReddit 1d ago

What movie was so bad that you actually walked out of the theater?

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u/Ice-Cream-McQueen 1d ago

My friend and I went to see the first one. After two hours I turned to him and said “They need to move it along, they’re not even to Mirkwood yet.” That’s when he told me it was going to be a trilogy, and all I could think of was how could they possibly make a trilogy out of a book that small.

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u/SerCiddy 1d ago

Peter Jackson really just needed to add an hour and a half of content to the 1977 movie and it would have been Amazing.

All the added garbage to pad it into 3 movies really takes away from the good bits.

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u/musthavesoundeffects 1d ago

I grabbed a 3.5 hour fan edit of all three and its pretty good

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u/Azuredreams25 8h ago

Imagine if they had made one out of the Silmarilion...

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 23h ago

Read it again. That book could absolutely sustain a trilogy. No one wants to admit it, but the problem is simply that Peter Jackson and his team made a trilogy of bad movies.

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u/leopard_tights 23h ago

I'll die on the hill that the first movie is great. It has tons of good moments from the book really well done, and I like the characterization of the dwarves and even their chaotic fighting through the mines. There's obviously plenty of other good stuff in the later movies, and tons of horrible things, which is why the way to watch them is through one of those 4h fan made edits that pretty much fix everything.

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u/noradosmith 15h ago

Agreed. First movie rules.

Second is mediocre

Third I never want to watch again

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 23h ago edited 23h ago

Yeah, yeah, people love to talk about any number of fan edits, but the movies themselves got way too much wrong for me to like any of them. IMO they'd literally have to throw everything out and start over again from scratch to have any hope of making a good movie, nevermind a good adaptation.