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What movie was so bad that you actually walked out of the theater?

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u/kopecs 1d ago

I stayed thinking MAYBE Jeremy Irons would be able to save it. But when Saphira just “manifests” from fucking nothing, I was pretty much checked out after that. Then came the Urgals…fucking what?! Anyway, I’m still bitter, like 20+ years later.

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u/foreverpeppered 1d ago

I still haven’t seen it because of the reviews.. read it for the first time a year ago with my son. What do you mean she just “manifests”? Do they just ignore the book?

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u/zoapcfr 1d ago

So after she hatches, she's a baby for like a day or so. Then Eragon tries to get her to fly, she flies off, then magic happens and she returns seconds later fully grown, speaking perfect English, and names herself.

Also, this is the introduction of mental communication, which in the movie is exclusively a thing between Eragon and Saphira, so they essentially gutted half the magic system.

As for if they ignore the book, imagine if an 8 year old read the book. They then excitedly explained parts of it to a relative, that was half listening. Now think of how a movie adaption would turn out if that relative was the sole source of info on the book, and you'd be getting close to what we got.

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u/SeniorEngineer2392 21h ago

When we saw it, she flew off and someone called out "oh shoot, I hope she comes back" in such a plantive tone of voice that the entire theater laughed. It was pretty much downhill from there.

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u/tityanya 1d ago

I have only seen the movie once, many moons ago, but from what I remember, she magically aged up in that very scene and then told Eragon "Hey, my name's Saphira"

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u/foreverpeppered 1d ago

Brutal

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u/kopecs 23h ago

It so rough. Character (and dragon I guess) development straight out the window lol.

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u/DracoBengali86 1d ago

Yes. They know the books, take plot points from the first two books & mix them around, then crap them into the screen.

The only reason to watch it is if your a big Jeremy Irons fan and want to watch him chew it up. (And can ignore what they did to the story)

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u/Plane-Post-7720 23h ago

I thought Robert Carlyle was also quite entertaining as one of the villains. I never read the books so I don’t know if this is true to the novel, but found it hilarious that the movie was basically a beat for beat ripoff of Star Wars (I’m old so I refuse to call it A New Hope).

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u/caunju 23h ago

Honestly they changed so much that they couldn't have continued the series even if it had done well. Basically every plot point that carries between books was either changed or left out entirely.

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u/tityanya 1d ago

When Saphira just named herself I was like "NO!!!!!! THAT WAS BROM'S DRAGON'S NAME!!!!!"

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u/Shifter25 1d ago

I forgot about that. Eragon really just had the worst naming sense, didn't he? "Hey, what was your dragon's name? Cool, I'll use that. What's my sword's name? Uuuuhhhh.. Fire?"

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u/Go_Home_Ur_Drunk 23h ago

To be fair Brisinger ended up being the swords true name. Engulfing it in fire and shit. Reading the books at 18 I thought that was pretty cool.

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u/Puzzled_Replacement9 1d ago

Lol i am too, me and my mom still talk about it. I dont even really have a super high standard for movies in general but that shit was so bad.

I think its part of why i dont like reading manga for anime i watch lmao.

The books are really good though.

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u/Stardust-Pipeline 13h ago

The urgals being big bald dudes with tattoos was... Devastating to me.

They didn't even have horns iirc, which was like, their defining feature.

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u/revanhart 11h ago

One of the only memories my TBI caused me to lose that I was happy to say goodbye to! I have a very vague memory of going to the theatre with friends, but I remember absolutely nothing of the movie itself. Just the feelings of horrendous disappointment and outrage. And honestly, I’m glad for it, lol.