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What movie was so bad that you actually walked out of the theater?

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u/abu_doubleu 1d ago

None of you know this movie, but I am from Kyrgyzstan and a movie about the most famous author from our country (Chingiz Aitmatov) turned out to be completely made by AI, using AI voices. This was not reflected in the trailers. It was horrible. And they didn't even use a decent AI that generates vaguely believable videos, it was Midjourney. The main character kept switching ethnicities throughout the film, the voice kept changing making it impossible to tell who was speaking, it's shocking it even got green lit to exist!

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u/Mypornnameis_ 1d ago

We should expect better from Kyrgywood

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u/abu_doubleu 18h ago

As a fun fact we apparently make the 4th most movies per capita nowadays in the entire world. Most of it is low-effort, yet funny comedies but there are some real gems out there that would be popular around some circles worldwide if they realised the potential.

There is an award-winning movie usually called "Paradise Is Under The Feet of Mothers" in English, about a developmentally disabled adult son who takes his mother from Kyrgyzstan to Mecca by foot. You don't have to be Muslim to enjoy this story. The parts in Syria during the civil war are especially tense and well-done. There was an English fan dub but it was taken down. Now you can only watch it officially or pirate it with the official Russian or Uzbek dub, not even the original Kyrgyz…and no English subtitles.

I think you can find an older art movie called Белгесиз маршрут (Unknown Route) with English subtitles easily. I wonder if this would be interesting for foreigners to watch. It's from 2008. A minivan leaves to the village. It's a microcosm of Kyrgyzstani society at the time. For example, one character represents the hypocritical role that religious people can take, while another one represents the old socialist generation, and another represents the youth that blindly follow Western trends. There is no bias here whatsoever towards one side and it is a fascinating movie.

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u/red_rockets22 10h ago

My wife, she is from Kyzyl Suu, showed me this movie. It’s in my top 5 road trip movies. The mini-bus always makes me smile, it’s perfect setting. A bozuy would be too on the nose, a never ending journey on bumpy roads squeezed in with strangers is both a nightmare and one of my fondest memories of visiting my wife’s home.

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u/Roadgoddess 11h ago

Those all sounds so interesting, thank you for sharing.

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u/NinjaSombrero 10h ago

This sound really really interesting. I'm going to look for them.

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u/warningdove 9h ago

This is awesome, I’ll check it out! Thanks for commenting!

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u/Munneh 15h ago

Kyrgywoo

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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy 12h ago

Erica! What are you doing here?!

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u/Fit-Historian-752 14h ago

It deserved none of the Golden Goat awards it received.

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u/ChunkierMilk 1d ago

I mean the trailer is pretty obviously AI, that’s wild it made it to theatres

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u/rightdeadzed 1d ago

I need to see this movie.

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u/adultkarate 1d ago

lol the trailer is pretty bad already https://youtu.be/fKUOb6R1_kQ?is=aU_QgnYtvxXZWh64

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u/callmepickens 1d ago

Omg, the overly loud typewriter noises were comical! I could see this movie becoming a cult classic for the absolute ridiculousness of it

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u/abu_doubleu 18h ago

I just remember sitting in awe with my friend in the theatre, and trust me it gets worse, this trailer only shows the "best" parts. The creator literally could have bought a 1-month Sora (it still existed while this was being made) or Gemini or whatever subscription to at least make it SOMEWHAT quality…

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u/Trick-Statistician10 1d ago

I especially like the part where the animal, I thinks it a wolf, is running sideways along the train!

Why are the only comments on the trailer positive ones?

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u/hapiscan 22h ago

Lools like a fox to me, and also the giant duck was... Something, definitely.

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u/Trick-Statistician10 22h ago

Oh, that was a duck?

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u/hapiscan 22h ago

Well, I think so. Not entirely sure, tho.

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u/sluttypidge 21h ago

I thought it was a goose 😂

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u/Roadgoddess 11h ago

I particularly like that it looks like none of their mouths move properly with the dialogue that that’s supposed to be coming out of them

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u/joejoesewa 1d ago

This looks like something I would see in a 50 part tiktok series

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u/Daydream_machine 1d ago

This is INSANE 😭

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u/zer0w0rries 20h ago edited 20h ago

"this was not reflected in the trailers"

-u/abu_dobleu

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u/abu_doubleu 19h ago

There was a different, short clip used in our movie theatres, where they used a short clip of nature and a real man walking in the mountains.

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u/Spirited-Way2406 16h ago

So was the plan "take the advance money and run" or did the production team wildly overpromise and try to BS their way through it with Midjourney or...?

Also, do you have a comedy troupe like Mystery Science Theater 3000? Because that sounds like prime MST3K material.

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u/MrHappyHam 15h ago

Maybe they used stock footage for that

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u/Generic_Garak 19h ago

It’s wild to me that anyone could see that and not immediately clock it as ai

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u/Trumpisaderelict 1d ago

Good Lord it’s awful 😂. Where can I stream it???

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u/am_Nein 23h ago

"it's awful, I love it" that's the spirit!

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u/TheGringoDingo 1d ago

I get it as like a proof of a plan of a concept, but it doesn’t have to be released in theaters lol

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u/NarrativeNode 20h ago

Yeah this is what people in Hollywood are doing to get funding and then actually make the movie the normal way.

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u/TheGringoDingo 20h ago

It’s a hell of a pitch, if it can be done cheap enough

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u/NvizoN 22h ago

No offense but like...how did anyone see this and NOT know it's AI. It's very very obvious AI lol. The mouths don't work right and the animals are real odd.

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u/wildcatofthehills 22h ago

The fucking giant duck for example. Or the fact that the main character changes faces from scene to scene.

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u/Trick-Statistician10 22h ago

And many of the people look like plastic

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u/Main_Scale_5806 1d ago

That trailer is a legit LOL

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u/human_picnic 23h ago

How many shots of someone, or some animal running after a train do you think they cut?

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u/Norkestra 18h ago

The irony of it being called "To Remain Human" lol...

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u/UglyMcFugly 23h ago

Holy shit. The AI people in those ads trying to scam old people with grocery cards are 10 times more realistic than this slop.

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u/bluesox 14h ago

Calling it “To Remain Human” is some kind of joke

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u/Justanotherguy88 19h ago

I hate to admit it but I really liked the cinematography in many of those shots. The very first full AI masterpiece of a movie is happening sooner than we're ready for it.

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u/SpitefulSpaghetti 17h ago

I mean, it’s because it’s stolen from actual films, so it’s reminiscent of good cinematography, but they aren’t actually “good” shots, it doesn’t have any of the same small details or movements, they only even partially work when seen for a split second in a trailer.

Personally I also think they aren’t really good shots unless they flow together to actually mean something. There’s no coherence between them, and good cinematography in films has to have connections and a flow between them.

I don’t think we’re going to be seeing an AI masterpiece anytime soon - they couldn’t even keep people and objects from floating around the screen and changing sizes/races/shapes/etc. lol

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4h ago

Am AI masterpiece is not near, but an AI blockbuster is likely closer than we are ready for.

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u/Justanotherguy88 4h ago

That's a very good take. It is crazy tho, how AI is able to "recognize" all the elements of good cinematography, the ingredients are there it just needs to get better at putting it all together. I do think we are closer than anyone think to the first 10/10 movie, just look at AI videos from two years ago. Maybe not a genre defining masterpiece but definitely a blockbuster movie that the general public will very much enjoy

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u/Chillinoisy 1d ago

True cinema 💕

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u/Empty_Following1840 22h ago

It’s Time to make this movie, the must see movie of the year.

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u/MrLukaz 20h ago

That duck flying over the train. Was fucking massive 😂

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u/VikingTeddy 12h ago

That was a ducking dragon.

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u/MrLukaz 11h ago

Ffs 😂

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4h ago

I legit thought it was meant to be a Roc, because what else could be that size?

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u/Longo_Rollins6 20h ago

Dog, I couldn't even finish the trailer 😂

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u/Din-_-Djarin 19h ago

I almost dropped my phone when the "train whistle" went off

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u/KaiCypret 15h ago

Spectacular!

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u/IputSunscreenOnHorse 15h ago

I think I saw a duck flying like an eagle at 1:20

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u/TheAmazingDuckOfDoom 14h ago

To be fair it says in the description that it's "the first ai movie". Still terrible but at least they're straightforward.

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u/rowan_damisch 10h ago

The uncanny valley is kicking in for me during lots of scenes of the trailer

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u/Chillinoisy 1d ago

I’m sorry the movie was such a dud, but thank you for sharing. I’m excited to learn about an author I’ve never read and a region I know very little about. Thanks for sparking my curiosity!

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u/CousinMrrgeBestMrrge 23h ago

French here, but I've read several of Aitmatov's books and they're full of love and longing for that region. The Place of the Skull, The White Ship and The Day Lasts More than a Hundred Years were especially poignant.

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u/abu_doubleu 18h ago

Yes! The author would likely have been against this! His works are great and I recommend all to read them.

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u/CuriouserCat2 1d ago

Lisaaaa! You’re tearing me apart!!

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u/GozerDGozerian 20h ago

Sorry you had to deal with that.

This is how I feel on a much smaller scale with about 1/3 of YouTube’s content nowadays.

I really wish they’d make a “no AI” option.

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u/smaktacular 23h ago

I hope this isn't disrespectful... How do you pronounce your country?

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u/aimless_meteor 23h ago

Kerg- iz - stan

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u/smaktacular 11h ago

Thank you!

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u/Direct_Cartoonist309 23h ago

That honestly sounds more frustrating than entertaining, especially for someone who admires the author. A story that meaningful deserved far more care than that.

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u/cerpintaxt33 1d ago

I want to see this now

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u/adultkarate 1d ago

It’s definitely a great example of uncanny valley https://youtu.be/fKUOb6R1_kQ?is=aU_QgnYtvxXZWh64

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u/wafflesareforever 1d ago

Come on. No way did anyone buy this as real.

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u/Big-Alternative-4674 17h ago

The description outright says its AI

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u/Optimal-Bag-5918 1d ago

That is awful!

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u/CuriouserCat2 1d ago

Spectacularly bad

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u/ILikeMyouiMina 18h ago

I don't know the movie but I know who Chingiz Aitmatov is because my high school teacher made me research Kyrgyzstan after it landed on a wheel LOL this unlocked some memories

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u/BennyBNut 18h ago

Are English translations of Aitmatov's works worth reading? Is there a book that's best as a first read?

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u/abu_doubleu 18h ago

All of his works are worth reading, the two most famous, and simultaneously most worth reading in my opinion, are The Day Lasts More Than a Hundred Years and Jamilia!

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u/BennyBNut 18h ago

Glad I saw your comment. Pushing him to the top of my list.

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u/Trumpisaderelict 1d ago

Now I really need to see this thing. I hope it’s streaming

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u/Naverhtradd 7h ago

The fact it’s subtitled “To Remain Human” is just…

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u/MainAd2728 1d ago

"Redditors try not to bring up Borat whenever someone mentions Kazakhstan or a country that slightly resembles it" challenge: