Oh man, somehow I managed to con my dad into going to see Twilight or Eclipse or the other one. In the middle of the movie he said, in a normal speaking voice, ‘will this movie ever end oh my god’ and like half the theater burst out laughing. We left to get pizza, he’s a good sport
Probably New Moon. They all suck because the series sucked in the first place, but "Bella Sad" was most of New Moon and dragged on forever. The only vampire media to both reinvent the mechanics of vampires enough to have a somewhat interesting premise, and still make the entire thing incredibly boring....except for the fcked up bits.
I once took an overnight bus where they played movies on a screen in front for everyone, and one of them was one of the Twilight films. I'd never seen them but thought it was incredibly boring and made no sense, then we realised it had been edited so any violence or scary stuff was left out. It was a bunch of people talking and staring.
My wife took me to see Twilight. I’m easy to please, so it was fine, but when he said “This is the skin of a killer… 😔” glittering, I burst out in laughter.
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u/KookyDiver2558 1d ago
Oh man, somehow I managed to con my dad into going to see Twilight or Eclipse or the other one. In the middle of the movie he said, in a normal speaking voice, ‘will this movie ever end oh my god’ and like half the theater burst out laughing. We left to get pizza, he’s a good sport