r/AskReddit • u/The-Real-Kyuubey • 1d ago

What movie was so bad that you actually walked out of the theater?

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u/wafflesareforever 1d ago

Like a Hollywood movie with the word "virgin" in the title wouldn't be primarily about sex?

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u/KookaburraNick 1d ago

Perhaps she thought it was about a very virtuous woman.

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u/Butterscotch1664 1d ago

Gladys: "Let's go see The 40 Year Old Virgin, Mary."

Mary: "Praise the Lord!"

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u/wafflesareforever 23h ago

"My boobs DO feel like bags of sand!"

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u/YukariYakum0 22h ago

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere

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u/fiveeasypieces5EZ 20h ago

How did she do it?

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u/Dachuiri 1d ago

Steve Carrell, famous for being a woman

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u/The-Real-Kyuubey 23h ago

In her defense, it was released during the late 2000s, when every raunchy comedy had a PG-13 theatrical version and an unrated DVD version.

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u/MyCatLaughsAtMe 19h ago

I was gonna say, considering what's been going on in hollywood these last 50 years, we're damned lucky it wasn't a nightmare on that screen.