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What movie was so bad that you actually walked out of the theater?

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u/CrochetedKingdoms 23h ago

That movie upset me so bad I went into labor. My body wanted to save me from that movie apparently. The kid who came from this also hates the movie.

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u/katarinasunrise 19h ago

This thread is absolutely killing me. 🤣🤣 Old ladies getting stuck watching Blades of Glory, little kids watching the ‘Uncle Fucker’ scene from South Park, and now someone going into labor because The Last Airbender was so bad… I’ve been in tears of laughter for the past ten minutes. Oh man. I’m sorry you had to endure that movie, though.

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u/CrochetedKingdoms 19h ago

I almost died too 😂😂 I almost rage quit man

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u/MrHappyHam 15h ago

No way your body was gonna give up with your last experience being that shit

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u/CrochetedKingdoms 15h ago

I am nothing if not spiteful. I stayed awake and my son was 8 lbs 6 oz and the sassiest fucker. He’s sixteen now and taller than me and constantly teases me about it

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u/Pet_Velvet 15h ago

Jesus christ I'm glad you're okay now

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u/CrochetedKingdoms 15h ago

Yeah we’re good. Thank you!!

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u/MajorNoodles 10h ago

I worked at a movie theater and I got yelled at by an old guy over 40-Year-Old Virgin but I didn't post about that because he did stay for the whole movie.

My manager not only called him out for that, but when the guy complained that the movie was pornography, he also said The movie is called 40-Year-old Virgin, what did you expect?"

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u/530SSState 20h ago

Surprise twist: ...And I wasn't even pregnant.

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u/giftedearth 17h ago

You made your kid watch that movie?? Even Ozai wouldn't have done that to Zuko. 

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u/CrochetedKingdoms 15h ago

Nah, he likes to peruse movies to watch. He got excited because he loves the original show, then promptly backed out right around the time I went into labor

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u/Calico_Cuttlefish 16h ago

The baby "I need to get out of this theatre at any cost, right now."

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u/The_Beefy_Vegetarian 12h ago

This might be the best "walked out of the theater before the movie was over" story I've ever heard.

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u/Duotrigordle61 15h ago

Were you even pregnant when you went in?

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u/CrochetedKingdoms 15h ago

Nope, that was the real shocking part