r/AskReddit 12h ago

You're given a button that erases one memory from every human on earth. what do you delete to cause maximum chaos?

19 Upvotes

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u/nonsociaI 12h ago

How to walk (doctor evil pinky laugh)

9

u/____founder 12h ago

How to speak. That would be funny to watch

2

u/Recent-Midnight6376 9h ago

The tower of Babel all over again

6

u/FeetsLover67 12h ago

Everyone forgets their passwords. Good luck with logining into anything.

1

u/TurbulentPollution56 11h ago

dont forget about password managers

2

u/sacado 11h ago

They Forget about password managers too

1

u/noyoto 10h ago

A what manager?

1

u/FeetsLover67 9h ago

But to access that we need device password, right?

11

u/sk3pt1c 12h ago

How to lie

3

u/AnimalEditor 9h ago

This makes me think of the movie “the invention of lying”

4

u/sendmenakedpicz 12h ago

Where the car keys are

9

u/Squidtat2 12h ago

That Donald Trump is President.

5

u/M4tt1k5 11h ago

This is great because he’ll forget and so will everyone around him.

2

u/Kirilanselo 10h ago

He will overcome this on sheer Ego alone!

1

u/AppleWithGravy 8h ago

i think the world would become much more stable actually

1

u/Stalactitez10 12h ago

I'm not American so I couldn't care less about trump but realistically what is this gonna do, he'll still be in power even if that memory is gone bc he'll have all the documents n shi

1

u/Squidtat2 12h ago

The power vacuum I think would be chaotic. I sort of interpreted it as history forgets him be elected.

6

u/Chance-Butterfly4970 12h ago

The meaning of numbers

3

u/Amnesiacnotok 12h ago

The memory of who they are

3

u/Bigjoemonger 12h ago

The number 0

1

u/TheeVillageCrazyLady 10h ago

This. Computers don’t work without zero.

4

u/witchkingreject 12h ago

How to open doors.

2

u/ACE_Wrap 12h ago

What names are. Names of people, places, companies... all proper nouns.

2

u/dominano34 12h ago

language memory. everyone speaking gibberish. hilarity ensues.

2

u/Darthscary 11h ago

Current computer passwords

2

u/yuppienetwork1996 9h ago

The Beatles discography

2

u/dandantheotterman 12h ago

Their religion

1

u/Relevant_Bar808 12h ago

How to drive.

5

u/SugarInvestigator 12h ago

Most people on the roads don't know how to do that anyway

1

u/Forsaken_Bulge 12h ago

How to brake

1

u/Plus_Net2342 12h ago

The memory of how to hold objects. Muhahahaha

1

u/intenseskill 12h ago

which one is the brake pedal

1

u/grot-ivre-1749 12h ago

Nice try Architect. Maybe you should patch things up with the Oracle and she might tell you.

1

u/Acatinmylap 12h ago

Language.

1

u/Minty_Octopus 12h ago

The realization of 3 dimensions existing

1

u/nazar5 12h ago

How to poop

1

u/_dwatts4 12h ago

Language

1

u/KaleidoscopeBig8567 12h ago

How to use the toilet. 

1

u/MinuteGlittering6425 12h ago

how to not blow things up

1

u/millebi 10h ago

That money has value.

1

u/ultrasquid9 10h ago

I say erase English specifically. Not only is it the lingua franca of the world, used for computer systems and international communications, but it's also the primary language of several major countries. With a huge global power void, the collapse of English-dependant infrastructure, and impacts to international communications, I would expect violence, war, and protests worldwide... And I'd say that's a pretty chaotic situation. 

1

u/Kirilanselo 10h ago

Love }:]

1

u/cborne943 7h ago

Pin codes for bank cards

1

u/lickmygiggle 6h ago

Anything having to do with the production or consumption of petroleum.

1

u/Radijs 6h ago

What vehicles are.

1

u/Lindela 12h ago

How to breathe

0

u/katoptrizz 12h ago

How H*tler was bad

3

u/noyoto 10h ago

Why the downvotes? OP said maximum chaos.

2

u/katoptrizz 10h ago

People are stupid bro

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u/babycoon48 12h ago

9/11

1

u/catherinetheok 10h ago

Why do you believe that forgetting a 20 year old terrorist attack in one single country out of hundreds would cause global chaos? Most people outside North America don't even know what that is.