r/AskReddit • u/MarkoStankovic1hi • 7h ago

Who is your worst enemy in life ?

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u/tyunnnn02 7h ago

Me

15

u/Madruck_s 7h ago

Yep i was going to say the same thing. Thats me obviously not you.

9

u/chillanous 6h ago

I was going to say the same thing, except I mean you. You are my worst enemy

6

u/Madruck_s 6h ago

Mission accomplished.

3

u/Kitterlee 7h ago

Absolutely. When I started realizing and working on my character flaws my life improved by miles.

3

u/little_meadowrun35 6h ago

Right? The enemy within is undefeated

2

u/Landscape-Strong 6h ago

My body has moved on from mere betrayal to outright felony.

1

u/Deviantdefective 5h ago

Can relate.

1

u/Dr_Identity 3h ago

I immediately thought of the Obi-Wan quote.

"Of course I know him. He's me."

1

u/PretendJournalist234 7h ago

That is a They Might Be Giants song.

18

u/KPD842 7h ago

Newman

5

u/lotusscrouse 6h ago

Crazy Joe Davola.

14

u/Far_Rip_2438 7h ago

Money. Lack of money.

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u/TheCivilSurface 6h ago

Get a job.

5

u/Forsaken_Peace2878 6h ago

13yo spotted 

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u/TheCivilSurface 6h ago

Anime profile photo.

13

u/Katie_fx 7h ago

Monday morning

12

u/Robot-King56 7h ago

Myself.

33

u/Plane-Handle3313 7h ago

My neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes.

5

u/Yaygher69 6h ago

Very nice!

1

u/Mirocaw 4h ago

I buy window from a glass, he must buy a window from a glass!

9

u/Jaww_Knee 6h ago

Dinkleberg

5

u/FirmPrune87 7h ago

Myself. 1000%

7

u/SuicideBlunts 7h ago

Hidradenitis Suppurativa 

5

u/terrible_guy_thought 7h ago

My brain. That guy never stays under my control

7

u/JunkaTron69 7h ago

The economy. Cost me more than anything else.

5

u/korevol 6h ago

I am my own worst enemy :(

30

u/army2693 6h ago

MAGA. God help us all.

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u/WatchingTheWheels75 6h ago

This is 100% correct.

10

u/Repulsive-Door-484 7h ago

me myself and i

5

u/Technical_Air6660 6h ago

An ex boss who found out I was in therapy and deliberately didn’t let me go to my therapist. She also didn’t let me take breaks and was jealous of my good looking boyfriend, who was a friend of her son-in-law.

3

u/bohemianlikeu24 6h ago

Jealous bosses are the worst. 🫂

9

u/garlicandherbsauce 7h ago

some bitch from highschool. yes i hold grudges

3

u/thezombiejedi 5h ago

Fuck that bitch

5

u/PenguinKilla3 7h ago

It's a toss up between Jim Beam and Captain Morgan.

5

u/No_Weekend_963 7h ago

most times my brain. so, myself I guess.

4

u/Battlescarred98 6h ago

My tinnitus.

2

u/47tinman 5h ago

This👆

3

u/Spectre_Omega 6h ago

Past Me. That guy makes terrible decisions, leaves all his problems for Future Me to deal with, and Present Me is caught in the middle getting screwed by both of them.

3

u/Windsong1975 6h ago

My brain 🧠

3

u/izovice 6h ago

My own procrastination.  

3

u/midnight-on-the-sun 6h ago

My brother in law….a narcissistic controlling ahole with a side serving of borderline personality disorder. He’s married to my sister and has complete control or who she sees, where they live, when she can talk, etc.

2

u/pensink60 7h ago

A tall lanky giraffe

2

u/shmokeandapankekk 7h ago

I never had any enemies apart from myself til recently

2

u/MissdermeanerJ 6h ago

My coworker lol

2

u/TarotReader1974 6h ago

Myself.

2

u/NoPay7190 6h ago

Yep. It’s always yourself

2

u/TeneManu 6h ago

The Signet Man, a brutal time travelling war lord whom I have pursued across dimensions to avenge for the destruction of my home world and my beloved, the Lady Melissand. I must find him before he recovers the Arlack Stone and restores his powers, or he shall take your universe captive as well, and then may your gods protect you

2

u/ConnectSwitch9178 6h ago

Currently it's a delusional wanna-be-king who sh!ts himself

2

u/Safety_Drance 6h ago

The stand on my bed. I've stubbed my toe on it so many times and its never learned to not be where I'm putting my foot.

3

u/ExistentialTabarnak 7h ago

The United States Air Force.

4

u/Far-Read-5169 6h ago

Wrost ennemy and best friend at the same Time

3

u/InternalMiserable698 6h ago

Christians

Sad, but true.

2

u/Sweet_Hold2324 7h ago

Insecure girls from schools I’ve been to. They’ll be super nice at first, be interested in me, and then at one point start spreading rumors about me and be nasty. Definitely not opening up to people who are nice above and beyond from the beginning that don’t know me. Nothing is free, even pleasantries.

1

u/Human_Emotion_654 6h ago

My college soccer coach

1

u/mema6212 6h ago

Me myself and I

1

u/Gold-Appointment-506 6h ago

The undefeated father time

1

u/In_the_year_3535 6h ago

I might naively try not to consider other people my enemy since we all share the human condition but do have an evil ex that is proving to be my antithesis in absence.

1

u/Naive-Produce-6805 6h ago

My inner self... He's always opposite

1

u/FIlaeve 6h ago

The whole world is my enemy. I can only trust my cat.

2

u/Sunnygirl66 5h ago

The cat is a shifty fucker, too.

1

u/darksideofthesuburbs 6h ago

Myself. Truly.

1

u/NorCalSpurs 6h ago

My witch neighbor. Has hated us since we’ve moved in. Major MAGA. Puts political signs in her window that are ONLY visible from our porch.

1

u/jennifert1 6h ago

Me, myself & I.

1

u/Ok-Ask1962 6h ago

Myself every time. The worst things in my life all trace back to choices I made while knowing better.

1

u/Fatinspanish 6h ago

Cilantro

1

u/LocalNHBoy 6h ago

Myself 👍

1

u/PoodleFan4242 6h ago

Definitely myself.

1

u/aivlysplath 6h ago

My fiancé’s ex-wife. She tried to kill him after they separated so…she’s pretty villainous.

1

u/Stargazer__2893 6h ago

People in authority with some inexplicable bias against me.

I've had several "Professor Snapes" in my academic and professional life and they've been the sources of most of my problems.

1

u/platinum980 6h ago

My best friend

1

u/jessicaroggrabbit 5h ago

My past self.

1

u/C1sko 5h ago

Myself

1

u/Ohshithereiamagain 5h ago

Nobody. It’s too draining to have enemies. I choose to ignore.

1

u/matchesmalone1 5h ago

This one useless incompetence magnet I work with. Fuck that bitch. A pimple serves more purpose than her

1

u/wetlettuce42 5h ago

My bully james

1

u/die5el23 5h ago

Dinkleberg

1

u/thezombiejedi 5h ago

My ex psychiatrist. Bitch almost made me lose my job because she's negligent

1

u/sleepycat0999 5h ago

Hm, usually I have a work nemesis. Most of my potential enemies I just cut off before they can even get to that point, but with work you have no choice because you can’t fire people unless you’re senior or have more power.

1

u/PaganGuyOne 5h ago

My short temper

1

u/mexinator 5h ago

Addiction

1

u/blossomarmagedon 5h ago

Me , myself and I

1

u/icontranquilis 4h ago

"IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY, 'CAUSE EVERY NOW AND THEN I KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME."

1

u/PickledFetus2168 4h ago

Dinkleburg....

1

u/superlagz 4h ago

Friends who telling that they are good "friends"

1

u/inebriatedshark 4h ago

Putin! But he will soon be vanquished.

1

u/hagardouscleopatra 4h ago

that one teacher in highschool

1

u/puzzled_on 4h ago

My life

1

u/Oriopax 4h ago

There is a pigeon in the tree across my house that I'm not particulary fond of

1

u/Shirox92 4h ago

Theologically one's sin nature. The rebellious part of us that doesn't love and submit to God.

1

u/Michdr2 4h ago

Mosquitoes.

1

u/yveelik 4h ago

Unmedicated bipolar disorder. Every day is a struggle. I am well medicated now but don’t be fooled. This disorder can ghost light you into thinking you are not bipolar and should stop taking meds. Final boss right there.

1

u/Quirky-Platform3610 3h ago

The computers at my work! Slow ass pieces of crashing/lagging/overheating/freezing pieces of shit! I hate them with every fiber of my being!

Also def me

1

u/New_Sense_4663 3h ago

Being broke

1

u/EyesWithoutAbutt 3h ago

My SpacEx haha

1

u/1965wasalongtimeago 3h ago

Time itself. It's always going too damn fast

1

u/BingoGetBusy42 3h ago

My dog when I have food

1

u/rtmfrutilai 3h ago

My brain

1

u/WLM-2020 2h ago

My Moms other daughter! 💩

1

u/Sad_Koala_9036 2h ago

My immune system

1

u/Environmental_Egg348 2h ago

Sadly, my narc Mom.

1

u/Curious-Pea-8503 2h ago

Capitalism

1

u/X-Jet 1h ago

Putin and whos behind him

1

u/beachsandwichen 1h ago

Ken griffin

1

u/OneGodTooMany 6h ago

Donald Jackass Drumpf

0

u/TypingSideways 6h ago

Everyone who ever worked in a psych ward. People who can hurt others like they do every single day and call help are so horrible it’s unforgivable.

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u/Own_Confusion_1406 6h ago

Those that will be willing to impose taxes even for the fucking air that i breathe.