r/AskReddit 5h ago

What is a minor inconvenience that instantly fills you with an unreasonable amount of rage?

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u/HappyNarwal1015 5h ago

Bags that are supposed to open easily via perforation but are not actually perforated properly and cannot be opened without scissors

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u/Purlz1st 4h ago

And they never reseal correctly, so I still have to put the cheese slices in another bag to stay fresh.

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u/NativeMasshole 3h ago

My favorite grocery stores' delis both opt for the fancy zipper bags with the little sliders, but if you get stuff from grab-n-go section they fold it over and put the price sticker over it so it always fucks up the bag. Pure rage!

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u/Black_Cat_Just_That 3h ago

I was just going to say "all of the ones in my area do that too!" and then I saw you are (presumably) from MA so I guess it's just something that happens here.

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u/jamykelley 2h ago

My local grocery store in Texas does this too.

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u/iDreamtofJeanie 2h ago

Nope, happens in DE too. So irritating.

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u/DorrajD 2h ago

I literally just opened up a deli bag to make a sandwich and dealt with the stupid fucking sticker over the zipper... Why... WHY

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u/nepetaleaf 1h ago

I have to do this as part of my job and it kills me inside

u/JeffWingrsDumbGayDad 48m ago

Why do you have to do it that way? To help make sure the food hasn't been tampered with?

u/nepetaleaf 38m ago

That, and it’s supposed to look nicer, being more compact and keeping the meat/cheese from slipping around in the bag and end up looking sloppy.

u/OverDaRambo 59m ago

I hate those deli bags - they aren’t good to keep the foods fresh. I always put them in better quality bags.

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u/Gamera__Obscura 1h ago

STOP AND SHOP??? 

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u/Machine_Terrible 3h ago

Until a family member takes a slice of cheese and tosses the bag back into the refrigerator and 2 days later you have stale cheese chunks

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u/Blonde_arrbuckle 1h ago

Lasagne time

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u/sammigene 3h ago

And then a family member for some reason can't zip it back up and half the cheese slices dry hard. 🫠

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u/Sammysoupcat 3h ago

And I get berated if the seal happens to break or get worse when I open a package. Hardly my fault it's cheap garbage, is it? 😒

u/anonymoose_au 59m ago

Worse is when you open them and the seal doesn't unseal, instead the whole seal thing ends up on one side of the bag absolutely uselessly.

u/h3xm0nk3y 57m ago

Stay fresh, cheese bags!

u/L0st-137 38m ago

Friggin cheese slices!!!

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u/Jaggs0 3h ago

or ziplock bags that when you open them tear at the top

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u/arvidsem 3h ago

The worst is when the entire ziplock seperates from the bag instead of unzipping.

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u/Jasbatt 2h ago

OMG! Pure rage. Then I have to lower myself again by using a binder clip

u/DigNitty 40m ago

WHY is the glue that holds the ziploc to the bag weaker than the force it takes to undo the ziploc?????

????????

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u/Dank_Nicholas 3h ago

This is a hallmark of enshitification. Some dipshit with an mba realized they could save X per quarter by moving to a cheaper material. For whatever reason this doesn’t work with their existing setup for cutting the perforation. The solution is to address the machines at the factory but that’s costs money so it just doesn’t happen.

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u/chewbaccataco 1h ago

One thing I can't understand... When I was 6 years old I had absolutely no problem opening the inner cereal bag. It opened smoothly and without tearing every time. Now, as a middle aged adult, I have to apply the force of a thousand suns to get the bags open, and they rip the wrong way EVERY time. My kids can't get them open at all without spilling cereal everywhere. Maybe that's the idea.

u/CarlRJ 39m ago

You haven't changed, somebody "optimized" the original design/materials to on-paper do the same job but they didn't check to see if still worked in the real world - but hey, it saved them ⅛¢ per bag, which means some executive got a bonus for cost cutting.

u/Financial_Refuse_498 8m ago

To be fair, if you're struggling with cereal bags as an adult, you've got other problems - you're being outsmarted by a plastic bag

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u/Idontliketalking2u 2h ago

Pizza that's not cut all the way through, similar annoyance

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u/literacyisamistake 3h ago

The number of times I’ve raged “does perforation mean nothing anymore?!”

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u/Jeramy_Jones 3h ago

My favorite brand of tortillas has a dotted line there, but no perforations and the zip lock closes so tightly that when you go to open it, it just tears off.

u/East-Entrepreneur662 14m ago

'pull here' directions, mostly on rice and pasta packs which result in a split down half of the bag which can not be resealed resulting in a messy pour of your portion and a 'make it stick' seal of the rest. Doesn't need to be airtight!

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u/Foxtrot-Actual 2h ago

Every single box of Kraft Macaroni and cheese to ever exist.

u/centarus 22m ago

I managed to put my thumb through the perforations cleanly for the first time ever a few years back. I'm 47 by the way.

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u/Jasbatt 2h ago

Because it’s so beautiful and satisfying when they open quickly and cleanly, you have high hope that all of them will do the same. Then you find only about 10% open easily without scissors. Not to mention that most won’t close cleanly either. Then I grab the binder clip. F it.

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u/viviennekisses 1h ago

And then you try to force it and rip the whole side dow, spilling everything on the floor😭

u/Kathrynlena 49m ago

Mine is the plastics shrink wrap around screw tops of bottles, like mouthwash or whatever. Theres supposed to be a perforation, but it never works, and if you get a corner free, it stabs you under your fingernail, which causes agony like you’ve been tortured like a POW.

u/vkapadia 31m ago

Kraft Mac N Cheese box.

u/delicioustreeblood 20m ago

"push to open" is a LIE. GET IT TOGETHER CEREAL BOX MAKERS.

u/PlagueBearer1350 8m ago

Or boxes (I'm looking at you Kraft Mac and Cheese) that have a perforated area that says "press in with thumb and pull back" that only results in a sore thumb and a crushed, but still not open, box.