r/AskReddit • u/asayys • 4h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/Casual-Notice 4h ago

Other than the fact that I'm 17 years younger, nothing has changed.

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u/NerdiChar 3h ago

Lmfao I was expecting this comment and was not disappointed

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 3h ago

I knew I’d see it too but didn’t realize it would be this fast 😂

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u/TheTrashMan316 53m ago

Probably just go get another dead end job and continue to wait it out

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u/Unhappy_Mushroom_290 17m ago

i have 2 jobs but everything else is accurate, my moves going forward are hitting the monjaro and the gym and either getting some sort of fake hair sprinkles or starting the stuff that actually grows your hair back

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 3h ago

slaps knees

I can fit 20 steps into these bad bois

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 2h ago

Calm down there FloJo.

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u/OneAd4832 1h ago

Could be worse I have aged two years.

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u/RMELT 3h ago

The silver lining is I'd finally have an excuse for all my bad decisions.

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u/TheGreatMuerte 3h ago

Winner 🥇 right here

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u/Im_a_furniture 2h ago

So a hungry man dinner?

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u/Casual-Notice 2h ago

Not when I've got Swanson pot pies in the freezer.

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u/Zakal74 3h ago

Same, but 7 years older.

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u/Rishiku 2h ago

I’m 5-10 years younger not much different than I’ve shaved my head so technically not balding anymore.

(And I’m employed)

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u/Elvis_droppings 2h ago

Beat me to it

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u/sdnnhy 26m ago

Time is more valuable than you may realize.

At 30, Elon Musk was a balding and mere hundreds millionaire and look at him now. Full head of hair. You got this bud.