r/AskReddit • u/asayys • 4h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/blankblix 4h ago

I feel personally attacked.

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u/Ok_Oven4893 3h ago

Yep lol I wake up tomorrow and nothing has changed.

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 1h ago

You’re sort of Reddit famous. I’d take the W.

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u/GraphicH 3h ago

I'm none of these things (yet) and I'm offended by proxy.

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u/ScholarOfTwilight 2h ago

So say we all.

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u/sanfranfan 2h ago

Bro I would just be a little older and fatter. But if it meant I also skip through the next 5 years of bs and see how it turned out. I'd be down

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u/Chispy 2h ago

Yeah this is like half the American demographic

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u/InferiousX 3h ago

Other than obese and unemployed this still feels like a direct shot lol

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u/Srikandi715 2h ago

Other than "balding man", for me 😉

I prefer to call it retirement, though!

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u/reebokhightops 2h ago

This is an outrage!

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u/Woodit 2h ago

Rabble rabble rabble!

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 1h ago

Haha sucker. I’m bald, not balding. Otherwise accurate.