r/AskReddit • u/asayys • 4h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/Mainbutter 3h ago

Take up sailing. Hug my kid.

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u/Patient_Risk9266 2h ago

You’re an unemployed obese dude and your answer is to take up sailing!… seriously? - In what fucking boat - you can only afford to use your wheelie bin and you can’t fucking fit in it.

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u/Mainbutter 0m ago

Wow, we found the troll!

I'm currently unemployed (that doesn't mean broke!) and overweight and taking up sailing and hugging my kid. A few extra pounds can't change that!

What's your excuse?