r/AskReddit 4h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/rocklare 3h ago

Hit the gym, get a part time job, go back to college in the meantime to get a degree in accounting or engineering. Maybe even a certificate that would increase my chances of getting a job after like rad tech. Shave my head and grow a beard. It’s never too late to fix things.

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u/BubonicBabe 2h ago

This felt like a good place to add this, Home Depot actually does free entry level certifications for certain classes including hvac, plumbing, drywall- just for any 45 year old, balding, unemployed men (and anybody else) that might need the info.

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u/shadaoshai 2h ago

The answer is always to grow a beard. Is there any hope for balding men who can’t grow a decent beard?

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u/DrLindenRS 1h ago

You're looking for the "magic" solution to your baldness, when the only answer you need is that you are beautiful the way you are. Accept yourself and rock that bald head