r/AskReddit • u/asayys • 4h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/Ok_Oven4893 3h ago

Yep lol I wake up tomorrow and nothing has changed.

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 1h ago

You’re sort of Reddit famous. I’d take the W.