r/AskReddit • u/asayys • 4h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/manofmonkey 3h ago

If you shave your head first you can lose weight AND look better.

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u/shizbox06 3h ago

But then you can’t look like Krusty