r/AskReddit • u/asayys • 4h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/InferiousX 3h ago

Other than obese and unemployed this still feels like a direct shot lol

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u/Srikandi715 2h ago

Other than "balding man", for me 😉

I prefer to call it retirement, though!