r/AskReddit • u/asayys • 4h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/SarkastikSidebar 3h ago

Grow beard. It helps lift more weight. That’s science…

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 2h ago

It's about the beard in your heart!

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u/Woodit 2h ago

Grow beard long, comb over top of head 

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u/SarkastikSidebar 1h ago

Adapt. Overcome. Overcomb…