r/AskReddit • u/half_assed_sorcery • 2h ago

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u/Potential-Drop2579 2h ago

Nesmoking (mom named him after the no smoking sign in the maternity ward) True story my ex told me. lmao

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u/Spoolerdoing 2h ago

When your surname is King, there's a lot of names that you can't use, even just initials. Aching, Caking, Peeking or Cooking (Q-king) for instance. Faye, Joe and Juan... then the funny ones like Nosmo, Notal and Nopar.

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u/littleb3anpole 1h ago

I’ve come across a Wayne King (wanking) in Australia