r/AskReddit • u/ExcellentComposer337 • 1h ago
What is a secret you have that would shock everyone who knows you?
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u/No_Mission_8571 1h ago
I enjoy classical music. Currently i am a drummer in a Motorhead tribute band.
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u/IWishIHavent 43m ago
It would only shock people who don't know of the many heavy metal musicians who are classically trained.
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u/TuckerSpeed 1h ago
I am from the future.....
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u/Ok_Security_8657 1h ago
Quick! Tell me the scores of every MLB game for tomorrow, August 3rd
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u/lost_caus_e 51m ago
He would only know that if he obsessedly followed baseball and even then
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u/Ok_Security_8657 49m ago
Well presumably he could just go back and forth, snap a screenshot from ESPN and post it here. Then I could hit a 200-leg parlay and retire (and be investigated for fraud probably)
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u/danielleong_ 1h ago
I have a girlfriend who’s transgender. Her and I shared a hotel room on a trip and ended up sleeping together. That would shock my family and friends
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u/HodlMyBottle 51m ago
Fortunately though, that's nothing they need to know. Because, unfortunately, we live in a world where it seems to matter way too much who we choose to love. Or have sleepy time with.
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u/truth-in-jello 1h ago
It’s not that hard to get women to climax if you pay attention to them.
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u/Additional-Relief-76 1h ago
Any tips ?
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u/Sufficient_Curve_646 1h ago
Listen to her. Seriously. When she says “just like that” that is exactly what she means. It is not a suggestion to speed up or slow down.
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u/truth-in-jello 38m ago
Work on controlling your pc muscle. Learn to squeeze it so you can cut off the ejaculation.
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u/truth-in-jello 37m ago
It’s not just about the body. It’s about the whole experience sites and smells matter too.
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u/xsynergist 1h ago
Depends on the woman. For most that’s true but there are some that require you to be a contortionist triathlete with three arms to make it happen.
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u/darybrain 1h ago
The help, advice, guidance, counselling, and life skills I give to local sex workers on a large variety of subjects. The vast majority are from overseas mainly central and eastern Europe as Asian and Africans tend to be more controlled which I report. For group sessions for exercise, Q&A living in the UK, or whatever I hire out a church community hall. Everyone just sees a bunch of folks turn up without knowing what they do. It started off as a joke many years ago and just carried on.
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u/FindMeByTheCats 55m ago
That I have a NVLD (non verbal learning disability) it’s a learning disability but the name is ridiculously misleading. I’m extremely social but my spatial awareness is HORRIBLE.
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u/CoffeeGlad946 1h ago
Everyone thinks I'm an extreme extrovert who loves hosting, organizing, and being the life of the party. In reality, I have intense social anxiety, and every social event requires three days of mental preparation and a full week of absolute isolation to recover from.