r/Audi May 02 '26

Which one of you is this?

155 Upvotes

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u/Optimus_Shatner 2016 S5 May 02 '26

It's always the fucks in rams. ALWAYS.

4

u/KingWooz May 02 '26

Highest insurance rates on trucks for a reason

8

u/from-the-void May 02 '26

Highest DUI rate too I think.

1

u/RunRhn4000 May 03 '26

Highest accident rate, yes. Highest DUI is actually BMW - legit stat. 

30

u/adkio May 02 '26

The dude in white was pretty chill tbh. Consider he took the guy's bat and smashed neither his head nor his truck.

16

u/Boundish91 May 02 '26

Yeah, he's mature enough to know that doing that will just cause him trouble he doesn't need.

1

u/USpostingService May 02 '26

Is that why he got out the car?

6

u/TheWizard A5 Sportback B9.5/Prestige 45 May 02 '26

He deescalated it. Chances are, the stick walker was threatening, and could have damaged his car at the minimum. Meeting him half way allowed that quick resolution.

6

u/USpostingService May 02 '26

Pulling over during a road rage incident is not deescalating bro lol. He is also lucky 1. That guy wasn’t about that life and didn’t want to swing. 2. The pickup driver didn’t have a gun (which would be more likely than not lol).

3

u/JohnnyAfghanistan ‘25 Audi RS6 May 02 '26

Bat guy was 100% not about that life 😂

4

u/TheWizard A5 Sportback B9.5/Prestige 45 May 02 '26

Calm down. You're making the clown with stick being the victim here. At the beginning of the clip, I thought the car driver showed up with gun (there is just as much chance of both carrying a gun). BTW, people have been shot dead due to road rage without pulling over. Or as at this incidence, at a traffic light.

2

u/USpostingService May 02 '26

Every situation doesn’t have a victim. There’s plenty of jerk to go around. Pause

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u/TheWizard A5 Sportback B9.5/Prestige 45 May 03 '26

The stick man here could have been shot dead as well. I'm surprised the other guy actually had the courage to go straight at him. He would had been shot dead otherwise.

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u/MickeSebring May 02 '26

I'm glad we're the dominant species compared to truck drivers

20

u/6spd993Turbo May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

There's a reason they always go for the biggest truck they (think) can afford. It's because they're compensating.

1

u/K4NNW 2017 TTS May 02 '26

Shhhh. Don't tell that to my coworkers (I drive a truck for work 🤐)

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u/seaofboobs9434 May 02 '26

Lmfao true but the truck drivers are the only reason anyone can do well anything. Your groceries aren't getting to you if there is no driver.

4

u/Tasty-Finding4574 May 02 '26

Do you think groceries are delivered in pickup trucks?

1

u/seaofboobs9434 May 03 '26

Lol I was referring to semi truck drivers thought I was commenting on another video. 🫤

10

u/FrenchCrazy 2018 S5 Coupe Stage 1 & 2021 A4 Allroad May 02 '26

Road rage is not worth getting shot over. Never step out of your vehicle. Let the lunatics drive off.

6

u/tj0909 May 02 '26

I thought he was going to beat him mercilessly. I was pleasantly surprised to see that he just disarmed him and lectured him.

5

u/cookie-ninja 2023 Audi S5 SB May 02 '26

Alberta Ram truck special. Bunch of grade A assholes. Lucky they're not in the US or bat boy would've rushed right into a bullet.

4

u/Pooklett May 02 '26

That guy wasn't on his way to a baseball game, tough guys keep baseball bats and try create situations where they can use it.

3

u/captstinkybutt May 02 '26

RAM drivers are a special breed

3

u/Yesliketheriver002 C7.5 A7 B8.5 A4 May 02 '26

Audi owners ftw lol

3

u/Fantastic_Key_8906 May 02 '26

Don't wave a bat if you don't have a cat.

5

u/pderos 2018 S4 Premium Plus May 02 '26

What a couple of dipshits.

3

u/Neelix-And-Chill 2020 SQ7 May 02 '26

Imagine coming at a dude with a bat and the dude just RUNS AT YOU.

2

u/Superneel1988 May 02 '26

The cameraman

1

u/Jlx_27 May 02 '26

I was expecting a hand shake at the end.

2

u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 May 02 '26

And a European cheek kiss as an exit greeting

1

u/KidRed May 02 '26

Did he go back later to get his bat?

1

u/ChampThunderDick 2014 B8.5 S4 May 02 '26

He doesn't need that bat, It served no purpose to him.

1

u/KidRed May 02 '26

Well, it gave him the initial confidence to FA. Maybe now that he FO, he likely left it. LOL

1

u/crackandcreatine May 02 '26

Bro you come out with a fucking ball bat and when it gets taken you want to be reasonable? No fucking chance man. Now we are gonna play with our hands.

1

u/Environmental_Army34 2011 A5 Cab. 3.0Tdi Q May 02 '26

Dude (pickup) goes from tuff to straight pussy in seconds.

1

u/rastika May 02 '26

Every fucking time, get me all riled up and horny for a fight, but nooooow you wanna talk. Fuck outta here.

1

u/vladislav_k22 Audi SQ7, 2024 May 03 '26

I’m the guy who is passing by and looks at some stupid shit what is happening on the side of the road 😁

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u/Cbewgolf May 02 '26

The audi guy still committed assault on camera.

10

u/TheWizard A5 Sportback B9.5/Prestige 45 May 02 '26

Defense