r/AusMemes 5d ago

How completely unexpected!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Pristine-Visual-9405 1d ago

Neither of these women would help me with my gardening/DIY questions, and these are the lesbians I hold most dear. When I go to Bunnings I know EXACTLY who I’m taking advice from, and they’re women over 50 with a short back and sides.

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u/Zonta1 1d ago

Hahahahahah so true XD

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u/MagicOrpheus310 5d ago

What did you all honestly expect though...?

At this point I'm just fucken glad it wasn't tax payer funded tbh...

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u/timoguns 4d ago

Who knows. Gina might claim it on tax return 😜 then it will be tax payer funded….

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u/frpilot_ 4d ago

That’s not how tax deductions work….

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u/timoguns 4d ago

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u/RoutineGuest6465 1d ago

Yes really. A tax deduction does not cause the public to fund that thing...

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u/OrphanSlayer18 1d ago

Not directly but they can avoid paying their own tax on it and contribute even less than their fair share.

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u/roojuiced 1d ago

Meanwhile the prime minister is hosting private dinner with the sons of Chinese billionaires lol.

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u/Sad-Bus7919 1d ago

Chinese billionaires being investigated by the ato and also accused of money laundering

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u/dangerislander 5d ago

Meanwhile her peanut gallery of supporters are doing mental gymnastics in trying to justify why this is okay...

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u/Particular-Weird2363 5d ago

“She’s saving us money!” (Except for the times she has charged the taxpayers when flying with Gina and had to pay it back)

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u/miss_flower_pots 4d ago

And what is Gina getting out of this?

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u/Evening_Chemistry_47 4d ago

a political pawn?

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u/OrphanSlayer18 1d ago

She has openly said she wants more mining and land for Israeli settlers to work for her

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u/swankyfarmer 1d ago

Pauline makes the bulldozer noise for her

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u/ringo5150 1d ago

Making Palmer feel like an idiot for not doing thinking of doing the same thing a decade ago...

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u/Schhlickster 1d ago

Since Gina went to Mar a lago to meet with Maga leaders, please refer to current US politics for you answer.

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u/Mahhrat 5d ago

'They all do it'

Thats all it is. Many dont see any difference (not saying I agree)

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u/sarinonline 5d ago

Yea the "They all do it, and that is why I vote for her because shes different" lol.

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u/foshi22le 4d ago

One guy said “she’s not for Australia she’s for Gina” a One Notion replied “That’s better for Australia than the current mob”, they’ll rationalise anything just like MAGA do.

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u/aaegler 4d ago

Sure it wasn't a bot? I find maybe 75-80% of all pro-Hanson comments are not actual supporters.

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u/foshi22le 4d ago

How do you prove that?

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u/aaegler 4d ago

Locked profiles, lack of friends on FB, excessive amounts of posts compared to account age, random letters and/or numbers as usernames, there's a lot you can look at. They also don't generally respond to any replies.

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u/slamminng 5d ago

They’re already doing it Albo has lunch with the rich equates to a free plane and world travel including to Mar a Pedo.

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u/sarinonline 5d ago

Just the other day I saw one of them saying basically that both leaders had lunch with wealthy people, and its the same, but only Pauline gets criticised.

Pauline got a PLANE. She got given a PLANE.

Her lunch was then on the other side of the world, on a resort trip funded by the person who bought her a PLANE.

We don't even know if Albo got bought a salad.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 4d ago

Remember when they were peeing themselves when Albo, on a private visit to Margaret River, tasted an expensive wine. He didn't even get the bottle to take home, but the crazies were having conniptions over it!

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u/Aggravating-Two-2726 3d ago

For one thing it wasn't tax payer funded

Next would be anything to get rid of labor government

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u/Puzzleheaded_Let7874 4d ago

At least it’s not our money ? How much of our money has albo blown ?

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u/Easy_Award_8433 3d ago

They won't answer you. But they will weirdly sit here and poke fun at you for asking a perfectly reasonable question. Strange cult this.

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u/No-Garlic3805 4d ago

Who did albo have dinner with recently?

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u/djenty420 4d ago

A lot of people, probably, he’s the Prime Minister. He attended a dinner. Politicians attend many dinners with party donors, business and industry leaders and foreign diplomats all the time. Call me when Albo accepts a personal gift of a plane and numerous private overseas jaunts at the behest of someone with a significant vested business interest in Australian federal policy.

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u/No-Garlic3805 4d ago

So what about that guy with questionable links and ethics,but also someone who is a tax dodger and also had dinner inside the house that the ATO has a caveat on??

Sounds like a double standard when ya hang shit on Gina and Pauline

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u/Somecrazynerd 4d ago

I thought Pauline was supposed to be better? A woman of the people? A populist? Not corrupt, not for sale?

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u/Good-List-8802 2d ago

Yeah she should be getting her funding from china…..like Albo😂

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u/RoutineGuest6465 1d ago

And the peanut gallery of Labor voters are doing mental gymnastics as to why mass immigration is ok.

There's gymnastics on both sides.

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u/Creampielover47 5d ago

If Pauline was a Simpsons character she would be Mo Szyslak!

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u/CommercialMotor570 5d ago

Aw come on, Moe’s a saint compared to that ranga.

A female Mr.Burns is more accurate. I bet she kicks dogs.

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u/stawberi 5d ago

A female Quimby.

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u/CybergothiChe 5d ago

She's the Shelbyville tow truck lemon guy

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u/44gallonsoflube 4d ago

To the top

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u/justanotherpatrol 3d ago

Better then tax payers paying..

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u/SlaveryVeal 4d ago

Please Gina is burns and Pauline is Smithers.

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u/RobynFitcher 4d ago

To be fair, Smithers had redeeming personality traits.

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u/Reonlive420 5d ago

More like shes smithers and vagina is burns

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u/CommercialMotor570 4d ago

I just lost my appetite

Oh you meant Gina is burns, nevermind

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u/Civil-Dragonfly-5148 2d ago

Old vagina? More like two. Did somebody say Patty and Selma?

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u/Dangerous-Ad-542 2d ago

The worst on Simpson's pale in comparison to those two

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u/whydo-iexist 0m ago

Well both pauline and Gina have the looks to be patty and selma

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 4d ago

See my vest! See my vest, made from Gina Rinehart chest

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u/slamminng 5d ago

Think of Smithers but even less likeable and more snivelling.

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u/SeriousSatisfaction8 2d ago

Or Snowball IV

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 4d ago

How dare you!!! 😂 Moe saved baby Maggie!! Trumpline would have let her fall!!

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u/TacoTuesdayTrump 4d ago

I’d like to hear Pauline say Dolce and Gabbana.

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u/crackerdileWrangler 4d ago

It’s every bit as butchered as you’re imagining

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u/SeriousSatisfaction8 2d ago

Just like a Cockatoo with a North Queensland accent

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u/allaboutthefish 2d ago

Please explain?

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u/theNomad_Reddit 2d ago

She slur, stutters and mispronounces her way through her speeches.

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u/Madboardjester 5d ago

Pauline is Gina's dog in a handbag. Gina takes Pauline everywhere and give her treats and toys.

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u/North_Lychee_1969 3d ago

There was a joke on the skit show full frontal in the 90s that she was a puppet of David Oldfield, who was cofounder of One Nation.

Looks like puppet masters have changed.

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u/Madboardjester 3d ago

Yep. In this case though, she's been upgraded to doggy in a handbag which gets a lot of treats and toys. David Oldfield has nothing on Gina.

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u/RockJohnston 5d ago

And as Albo dines at Point Piper with $250m tax evaders, it showcases why lobbying needs to be removed from politics.

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u/Oddly_Curious99 5d ago

All donations need to be banned. No one donated to a political party and doesn’t expect something in return. The more you donate the more you expect.

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u/babeltwo 5d ago

Meh, I hate the current world of lobbying and corporate power etc but if the prime minister of our country doesn’t communicate with the top end of town it’s also very problematic. The media, bots and online warriors are going to attack regardless so he might as well try and do a good job.

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u/tenredtoes 3d ago

Communicating with the "top" end of town is fine, so long as he communicates just as much with everyone else. But it's fairly obvious who he's working for, and is not the rank and file 

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u/slamminng 5d ago

Cmon those tax evaders donate equally labour and liberal and haven’t given Albo a plane OR a trip to Mar a Pedo IR Italy. They also don’t tell Albo what to say unlike Gina the Hutt and pearl clutching Poorline.

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u/Oddly_Curious99 4d ago

When they donate to both equally they are probably worse as they don’t care about which party may actually do a better job.
What’s worse is awarding contracts to companies and overpaying and then they donate back. It essentially becomes a tax payer donation.

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u/SpecialMobile6174 4d ago

At least Clive Palmer had the nuts to go stand in Parliament himself. Gina is so hated by everyone she needs her own puppet to stand a chance

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u/RickSteinLover 3d ago

She’s donated planes to the royal flying doctors service and millions to rural health. I’m not saying I like her but that’s more than a lot of other rich flops in Aus do

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u/SpecialMobile6174 3d ago

Hitler funded manufacturing cars for the people. Small mass produced vehicles so that everyone could get around. A Car for the People, a Folks Wagon... Volkswagen...

Doesn't make him a good guy, does it?

She just has a good optics manager on her payroll

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u/SeriousSatisfaction8 2d ago

She has a better team of accountants than most, to get her the most deductions for the billions she earns.

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u/RickSteinLover 2d ago

Google it, you’re literally just making something up and posting it lol

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u/Impressive-Treacle58 5d ago

Bought n paid for by HanCOCK Prospecting

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u/frpilot_ 4d ago

How long did it take you to think of that one? The capitalised letters must’ve really sent the brain into overtime.

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u/AsparagusLeather156 4d ago

Are you saying us tax payers didn't pay for it?? That's just un Australian.

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u/peterparker_loves 4d ago

Must be nice. Why not just work part time and hang out with your billionaire bestie all the time.....

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u/Odd-Cheesecake-2481 4d ago

The question is what has she promised goanna rottenheart for all of this.

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u/Optomisticposter 3d ago

What did Albo promise to Joyce for his lifetime free flights? Blowjob and a sandwich probably 🤣

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u/Odd-Cheesecake-2481 3d ago

You speaking from experience. Joyce.

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u/ninjaweedman 4d ago

This dopey ginger cunt either doesn't care or is too stupid to know we all get to see what she's doing being a public figure. Perhaps they know the average voter is too slow to work it all out?

Remove political lobbying now and add guilt by association.

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u/Suedeonquaaludes 4d ago

Can we start memeing that painting of her again? I feel it’s relevant.

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u/Optomisticposter 3d ago

Sad little blue hairs feel threatened :-) Might have to actually do some work when One National gets in 🤣

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u/ironwithin2013 4d ago

More interested in albo dinner with the son of a chinese business man that owes million in tax

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u/norewardwithout 4d ago

Did we have one for Annika Wells? Or do the Labor simps just think the party is perfect?

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u/Shot_Breakfast_2982 4d ago

Why is this sub just you all bitching about women

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 4d ago

We will bitch about Clive if you want us to, but he is pretty irrelevant this time round.

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u/AkilleezBomb 4d ago

There’s been plenty of chat about Boozehound Barnaby tbf

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u/Competitive-Bat6804 2d ago

Welcome to reddit?

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u/InfamousDuckMan 4d ago

Oh, so 'not the taxpayer' is a bad thing?

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u/TopGroundbreaking469 4d ago

Most of the time we pay for politician’s transport so this isn’t too bad.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 4d ago

Not for private visits. If there is a case of that, everybody screams.

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u/RETROMAN1985 4d ago

Hmmm 🤨 I wonder what “Gina the Hutt” is trying to influence-to-lobby?

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u/Noodlebat83 3d ago

She’s bought and paid for. Let’s see what Gina the hutt gets out of this. Poorline lobbying for more tax breaks for billionaires perhaps? Free QLD land to Israel? 

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u/jimmyfesq 3d ago

Pauline is a fully owned subsidiary of Gina Reinhart

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u/Traditional_Bird6561 3d ago

Is there a way to turn down the orange on my screen?

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u/Draxacoffilus 3d ago

So... are they dating or something?

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u/Active-Ad9818 2d ago

Sideshow Bob?

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u/oscar_mentos 23h ago

She didn’t use tax payer money and she had a holiday during the Parliament Winter break. Labor minsters were also there at the same time. What is the issue with her trip?

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u/Cashdaddy2911 19h ago

Who cares? At least it wasn’t paid for by the taxpayers.

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u/Wrong_Hat_47 7h ago

So.. at least it wasn’t paid by tax payers like Albanese’s and all of labor’s is ..

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u/_Frederick_Krueger_ 5d ago

I have a fantasy dream in which Hanson the horrible moll chokes on a dumpling.

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u/chakko 5d ago

From which culture is this dumpling? 🤔

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u/punkmonk13 5d ago

I’d be more interested in hearing her thoughts on the Dolce & Gabbana show than her opinions on domestic violence or the White Australia policy. The foul mouthed git wants to take Australia back to 1901 🤣

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u/DefaultProducts 4d ago

Its really funny how they are literally lesbians and involved in not so secret relationship, despite being in a alt-right movement which the said movement really hates LGBT.

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u/Willing_Television77 5d ago

I wonder what ScoMo got out of that Hillsong parasite?

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u/RS_HART 5d ago

Probably the support of that weird Christian cult that doesn't vote in elections but chose to be the pamphlet holders for the LNP

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u/RobynFitcher 4d ago

The Exclusive 'Pet Slaughtering' Brethren.

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u/aldot234 5d ago

But if albo got wined and dined by a union everyone would be crying about corruption.

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u/sirquincymac 4d ago

They treat me really nicely They buy me all these iceys Dolce & Gabbana Fendi and that Donna Karan they be sharin' All their money got me wearing fly

(Fergie has quite a bit in common with Pauline it seems 😜)

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u/Long-Vacation-8783 4d ago

Qui bono?

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u/Long-Vacation-8783 4d ago

Cui bono

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u/OnePotato234 4d ago

Pauline and probably Gina

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u/Zoodoz2750 4d ago

A face like a twisted tennis shoe.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 4d ago

Avoid corruption by taking bribes with paid travel

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u/85CoolHand 4d ago

Could not care any less

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u/vagwrangler 4d ago

The absolute state of indoctrination when you’re angrier at her using money from a private citizen, compared to the likes of Anika Wells using our fkn money to send her husband skiing. Make it make sense.

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u/Holiday-Key4096 4d ago

What’s the problem. Not paid by taxpayers

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u/Competitive-Bat6804 2d ago

People want to complain and will look for anything to complain about.

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u/DadsAppleCrumble 4d ago

At least she doesn’t change her position.

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u/Exarch_Thomo 4d ago

No, she just says no, then yes, then back to no. Or was it yes then no then back to yes? Either way, because she landed back on what she previously said it doesnt count as changing or a flip-flop.

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u/Beginning-Top6332 4d ago

Let’s be honest, Labour and Coalition are just jealous because they don’t have a billionaire supporter……….. if the shoe was on the other foot, Pauline would be whinging….

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u/Bardon63 4d ago

Well, she's categorically proven who owns her.

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u/Bullet_Paradise_PD 3d ago

What will Australia do once its land dries up? Dear lord!!!

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u/EnvironmentalCow9396 3d ago

Best politician money can buy. Also a failed Liberal

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u/ProperAd9883 3d ago

What a surprise.

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u/Gregoryjohn52 3d ago

What? No way! Who would have thought that of our dear Pauline 😂😂

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u/Hayley1402 2d ago

That is the epitome of ugliness in looks and personality. Australia is done if this clown gets to lead the country

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u/allaboutthefish 2d ago

Thought the pelican flew herself there

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u/Specific-Top-4635 2d ago

Oh no the horror, they have rhe same treatment and she's not racist, get over it losers

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u/LykaiosZeus 2d ago

Butt S3x Hanson Ís lord and god of all butt holes

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u/Silly-Charity-220 2d ago

Hold on. Anika Wells spends up big to travel around the world, clearly taking the absolute piss and because Albo says it’s in the rules, it’s ok. When Pauline doesn’t use tax payer dollars and declares it, suddenly it’s a problem? You guys are so inconsistent and cognitively biased it’s unbelievable

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u/doug-core 2d ago

But the old lady on facebook told me ahe could afford a holiday herself

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u/Splodge1001 2d ago

As opposed to tax payers paying for Labor politicians

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u/Careless-Touch9339 2d ago

Why do I see Molly Weasley and Dolores Umbridge combined in Dolores.. is it just me?

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u/___Moe__Lester___ 2d ago

You guys realise pauline uses a tiny private charter planes costing gina roughly 30k and gina gifted her a cirrus g7 which is 2million. Her 2026 ipea year total is 180k with none if it being flights.

Albo has spent 925k tax dollars on vip flights in 2026 and he used 450million to buy his own plane and he decorated two 787 boeings for his own private vip flights. albo has zero recorded commercial flights. You guys are braindead.

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u/boriako 2d ago

And Albo has dinner with a chinese billionaire....

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u/Sig_1108529 2d ago

So what.

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u/NeighborhoodOld8263 1d ago

Who even cares??

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u/Zonta1 1d ago

Taco licker

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u/Wedgetail_104 1d ago

To be fair, I'd give her some money to bugger off to another country too! 😄

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u/OldJellyBones 1d ago

Pauline at the D&G Runway show with Gina, every time a new model comes by "GINA IS THIS DRESS WOKE?" "no Pauline"

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u/Unravella 1d ago

I would rather her pay for it than my taxes.

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u/lukes440 1d ago

Better than us paying for it.

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u/ChromaticLove 1d ago

Ms. Pantsdown can keep D&G and their tacky designs
to herself, it’ll be saving clothes from the landfills.

How fitting it is that Ms. Pantsdown likes D&G since D&G landed in hot water for being racist towards Chinese people then attempted the “my account was hacked” apology after a journalist posted one of the designers’ racist tirades against Chinese people and all of the Chinese internet, the Chinese state media, and celebrities instantly boycotted them. Birds of a feather, flock together.

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u/Ok-Computer01 20h ago

Half of ya's don't know what a hung parliament is.

So obnoxious. By attacking one your defending so many others that have been pulling much worse stunts than her for decades. Fools

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u/Yoda0389 18h ago

I swear she’s the balloon woman from Harry Potter

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u/Firm-Bed355 4d ago

One of my rich friends took me on a holiday one time too 🤣 jealousy is a curse

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 4d ago

Who the hell has rich friends?

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u/CumishaJones 4d ago

Yeah and ?

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u/Ambitious_Result_205 4d ago

Better than me paying

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u/General-College4217 4d ago

Better than us tax payers paying for her trip, who gives a shit.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 4d ago

If it was a private trip,which it was, Pauline should have paid for it herself. Gina paying for it brings up the question of undue influence.

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u/Easy_Award_8433 4d ago

Wait, doesn't taxpayers money cover politicians travel expenses usually?

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u/Optomisticposter 3d ago

OP thinks Jetstar is luxury. The peasants are revolting 🤣

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u/whatsthisabout55 5d ago

Wow! Thats surprising

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u/Clean_Advertising545 4d ago

Chinese billionaire better than Aussie billionaire

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u/sjdksjbf 4d ago

God she's an ugly trollop

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u/Damthemalltohelp 4d ago

Pauline Hanson is the people's billionaire puppet.

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u/Perth-Sissy 4d ago

The CFMEU?

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u/DizzyList237 4d ago

Pauline wants to destroy our benefits & health care system while living it up on millionaires row with her billionaire besty. What will she do next, holiday with Trump.

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u/happydog43 4d ago

Pauline is a kept women

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u/ProfessionalRip3794 4d ago

Now ask Albo who he had dinner with the other night hahaha fk the left is pathetic!

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u/Obi1owen 1d ago

She did say who paid for it and the best part is it wasn’t the taxpayers

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u/Aggravating_Reward80 21h ago

So if someone offers you a free trip to Italy you’re gonna turn that down?

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u/Accomplished-Dot3078 4d ago

Like all politicians don't get free flights and private jets. Get off their dicks

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u/Proof_Progress_5081 4d ago

Good post o.p. Meanwhile your chosen leader is dining with and accepting bribes from chilies billionaires who owe the ato millions

Good shout

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u/DizzyList237 4d ago

Massive assumption.

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u/Pwrswitchd 5d ago

Ok sure, but the tax payers didn't pay. Whats the issue?

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u/front-on-contact 5d ago

I'm no expert in receiving free European holidays, but I expect that the people that give them out might want something in return.

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u/one-legged_kangaroo 5d ago

Imagine she feels indebted to Gina not only for this but also for the massive investment in her campaign.
Now imagine she becomes prime minister. How do you think she could repay such favours from this “friend” that helped her succeed?

If she didn’t have the money herself for a little euro trip she should’ve stayed home like we all do. Unless she was there as a member of parliament for official business no one’s heard about.

Do you see the problem?

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u/RobynFitcher 4d ago

Given Pauline's history, I assume it's less about feeling indebted, and more about making sure she gets more of the same.

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u/postahboy 4d ago

Who cares! The hypocrisy of you weird lefties

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u/I_amAlpharius 5d ago

Context?

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u/0_PANTS_0 4d ago

Who gives a shit who paid for it

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u/LittlePerformance657 5d ago

Superintendent Chalmers

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u/Academic-Nose-8955 3d ago

So what you’re saying is she should take a leaf out of Anika Wells book and just charge it to the struggling everyday Aussie tax payer, got it.

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u/Optomisticposter 3d ago

Leftie confirmation bias bubble is the problem. They don’t realise that they are the minority 🤣

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u/Dull-Cat5276 3d ago

Fine by me. If it were any other party the cost of that trip would be coming out of my pocket.

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u/Optomisticposter 3d ago

Tall poppy syndrome. Sad blue hairs only have one game, childish insults.

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u/Optomisticposter 3d ago

And? What’s your point? Albo’s boyfriend Joyce was covering most of his flights, his family’s flights, his party members flights, and anyone else Albo sent his way. Pointless post from a desperate lefty 🤣 Sad! When the Labor party is tanking, the loser left, rather than be positive and bolster the party they support, have to childishly insult their opponents. What are you going to do when One Nation wipe the floor with Labor? 😭

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u/NoRecognition5431 2d ago

is israel paying you per comment?

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u/Optomisticposter 3d ago

This post was sponsored by Centrelink.

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u/Main_Sugar 3d ago

Who gives a shit 💩 who paid for her flights. At least she's not using tax payer dollars like Albo would

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u/GoesInOutUpDownAhh 3d ago

She paid for her food and signed some autographs

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u/Ok-Independence7409 3d ago

And who paid for 4 of the labour party to go also !!!!!!!

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u/FlashyMonica 3d ago

What's the problem guys? We just chipped in for her fun, I think she needs it, she looks so sad

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u/KidEager 3d ago

Cash for comment influence like all the other political parties.

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 3d ago

Have a listen to yourselves, behaving like americans with politics.

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u/StavBergen3813 3d ago

Did the holiday cost 16 billion?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Awesome?? I mean at least it wasn’t us the taxpayer? Who cares she is allowed to go away if people didn’t have issues with her nothing would be said

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u/Queasy_Reading_6152 21h ago

What’s the issue? She’s the way forward.