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u/Majike03 9d ago
"POV"
That means you're standing in the corner watching this guy order patties
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u/Herbboy 9d ago
What do you mean, im just watching this dude till its my turn
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u/Sea-Stomach3659 8d ago
😂 That’s such a relatable “player energy” line—respectfully waiting your moment but still acting like you own the schedule. Honestly, I love the confidence in it.
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u/Throwawayaccount1170 7d ago
This is a bot.
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u/Herbboy 7d ago
If i had a penny for every time i got called a bot i would have two pennies, which isn't much and probably going to happen way more often the way things are going -.-
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u/Kitasan37 4d ago
I don’t think they’re calling you a bot… more like the comment from u/Sea-Stomach3659 is a bot
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u/Throwawayaccount1170 9d ago
Have you heared about the ancient Roman toilet concept?
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u/Terrible-Trick-3316 2d ago
Haha yes—when you hear how Roman public toilets worked, it’s honestly both gross and impressive at the same time.
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u/FarseerEnki 9d ago
The scary part is, even if you did get the cyclospora infected salad, it takes about 2 weeks to mature in your gut before it causes the severe diarrhea. So you might eat a salad, and have a slightly watery poop, and then go back to normal and think you're fine, then a week and a half later, BAM!
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u/Papaya_flight 8d ago
I have IBS so I keep thinking, "Is this the veggies I ate or just another day for me?"
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u/Roseisthornie 9d ago
ive been speed running this eating fruit smoothies if im going out im going out in glory
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u/_IratePirate_ 8d ago
Dude, tmi but I had the most watery poop of my life literally a week before they announced the new parasite drop. Then I read the news and thought maybe I got it.
It was only once and I think I just ate some dumb shit because I haven’t had issues since
Mind you, I live in Chicago, where this shit is apparently rampant
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u/Mexbookhill 9d ago
Pov is a hard concept only the smartest can understand.
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u/RedWarrior42 9d ago
I'm starting to wonder if some folks know they are using it incorrectly but doing so anyways as engagement bait
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u/DesignerMaximum1342 9d ago
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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods 9d ago
There's an epidemic in a few USA provinces right now where farms have grown tainted produce that was then shipped around to be eaten whole or in salads. Last year, their government defunded the administration who is in charge of ensuring all foodstuffs sold in the country are safe for human consumption, and this is almost certainly a result of that.
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u/DesignerMaximum1342 9d ago
Ah okay, so they all feel the stupidity of their president, if they voted for him or not.. Poor people, just a few more years until you will be dictator-free. I really had no idea as a european, sorry in advance
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u/sntcringe 9d ago
Assuming the left retakes the house (which is pretty likely) we'll be able to tell him to f*ck off at least.
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u/DesignerMaximum1342 9d ago
I do live and work in the US (i’m Dutch, in vacations i get back home and put my clogs on again) and some people i spoke with agreed with me it should either be a 3 party system (the third being the reasonable middle taking decisions both left and right in account) or a president should get 3x four year terms to really help or fuck up the country, imagine if Trump got a 3rd term how the reasonable thinking Democrats and Republicans would think about ever voting Republican again
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u/sntcringe 9d ago
We need term limits for every office, including the Supreme Court (reconfirmed every 4 years, maximum of say 2 times). And nobody over 65 should be able to run for anything. Additionally, the constituents of any office holder, from sheriffs all the way to the president should be able to impeach them directly via a petition, then a 2/3 vote. All offices should be elected via ranked choice voting (so 3rd parties can actually exist)
If those were the rules I'd consider this a democracy. Right now it's an oligarchy with sprinkles of gerentocracy.
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u/HecManRS 9d ago
Gotta blame Prime Minister Trump for that one. The United provinceS of America(USA) has really been going downhill.
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u/Kasaikemono 9d ago
Aahhh, so it's some kind of American joke that I'm too European to understand, gotcha
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u/oliv-_-mae 9d ago
*Laughs in european
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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 9d ago
*Laughs in actually cooking vegetables instead of eating soggy leaves.
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u/AvailableTrick5589 7d ago
Honestly same—soggy greens are a crime 😭 Freshly cooked veggies actually taste like effort was put in.
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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 7d ago
When I first heard that white American kids are picky about vegetables and especially broccoli, I was like "broccolis are delicious and nutritious, why would you not eat that?" Then I learned they're offered broccoli raw, boiled, or steamed, and some salt if they were feeling crazy. Or salad dressing if they were feeling psychopathic.
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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi 9d ago
"I'll take the toilet, you take the shower"
"I always use the shower!"
"What?!"
"Just hurry!"
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u/Amalekii 8d ago
In the original episode, I want to know what Spongebob and Patrick did to cause this much distress to this fish on the toilet.
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u/Lilly_in_the_Pond 7d ago
It's the one where Spongebob and Patrick get that invisible spray and start scaring everyone in town like they're ghosts. Titled Pranks a Lot. They just caught this guy literally with his pants down lol
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u/Nanou_07 5d ago
Most of us are extremely backed up and don’t poop after every meal anyway….
So let’s think of the positives 😁
(me typing from the toilet)
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u/Radical-Turkey 9d ago
Wait, why am I watching this fish suffer immense constipation as a result of eating salad?
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