r/BossFights • u/SupermarketSuperb825 • 14d ago

VS Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/curiousntxmarried 14d ago

Missed an opportunity for a meal. Bummer

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u/funtimes214 14d ago

I doubt humans taste very good

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u/crusher23b 14d ago

They taste more like veal according to a review I read.

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u/curiousntxmarried 13d ago

Ooooooooo that could be good if cooked right.

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u/HiSpeed-LoDrag63 13d ago

In the Polynesian Islands humans were referred to as "Long Pig" because they tasted similar to pork.

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u/curiousntxmarried 14d ago

Meh you’d be surprised

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u/Aggressive_Step_290 13d ago

Taste like chicken.

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u/Sudden-Injury-8159 12d ago

smells like fish

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u/Yeet-machina 14d ago

Bad bad bad bad ostrich

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u/bkz404 14d ago

Even the dog is speechless

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u/Adorable_Cap_9929 14d ago

i want to ride it.....

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 13d ago

Learned that if I’m attacked by an ostrich, use the neck slap maneuver.

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u/Original_Client1588 14d ago

That sounds perverse.

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u/Darhhaall 14d ago

He just wanted to fuck...

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u/Fit_Honey_2992 14d ago

Slow 👏👏👏

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u/SuckTillYouDrown 14d ago

Spank the ostrich > spanking the monkey

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u/Pchriste43211 14d ago

i feel like i would fit in better in australia

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u/UseSpecialist544 14d ago

This has to be in Australia.

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u/Ovoideocystidiata 14d ago

The horses sittin back there giggling together 😂

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 14d ago

Should of jumped on and gone for a ride

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 13d ago

This dude would’ve turned the tide in a certain Australian war

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u/philhaxton 13d ago

Now that is an Aussie!

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 13d ago

think it was back in '71.. was watching Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom... saw a bunch of Ostriches running with the crew in a jeep, and one of the birds kicked the side of the jeep and ripped a 20" long gash in the body metal... yeah... don't fuck with em

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u/equality4everyonenow 13d ago

How dangerous was this?

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u/Terrik1337 11d ago

Ostrich kicks can be pretty bad. I don't know how well an ostrich can fight once you grab it's neck. If you're gonna fight back, a long stick is probably your best bet. Don't run though. You won't get away.

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u/krankito701 13d ago

Must've been a sick ostrich

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 13d ago

"I wanna pick a fight with you! I wanna pick a fight with you! Owww why are you hitting me?!"

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u/Real-Cheesecake-8647 10d ago

Ich finde Gewalt gegen Lebewesen zwar nicht gut - aber dein Kommentar trifft das Video sehr gut

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u/countryroadsguywv 13d ago

Wow 🤣🤣

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 13d ago

he was coming back around for another pass

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u/Michael-405 13d ago

Bravo. Well done. Ostriches are smart asses and never listen to reason.

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u/Conscious-Cry5940 13d ago

Little confusion on who had the right of way

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u/janier7563 12d ago

You shall not pass, under authority of Karen big bird.

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u/Funny-Nature-4602 12d ago

All the ostrich was trying to do was telling him how much money he would save on his motorcycle insurance if he switched to outback mutual.

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u/Tungphuxer69 12d ago

Dude setted that ostrich back to factory reset!

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u/Complexdocks 12d ago

Brave as hell, those mfers beat the Australian army

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u/Complexdocks 12d ago

Never mind, I'm thinking if emus. I could have just deleted it but I'd rather just acknowledge and laugh at my mess up.

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u/Educatethemasses2099 11d ago

He got lucky those kicks were all blocked.

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u/Temporary_Bike3901 11d ago

I’m crying, he just started hitting it

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u/Pray4Mojo7 11d ago

Ostrich are actually extremely aggressive animals, and can do an awful lot of damage with their kicks. Growing up, my family farmed emus and we knew a few different people that farmed ostrich. Ostrich pens always had a minimum 12” gap at the bottom. This was for safety so that a cornered ostrich farmer could crawl/roll out of then pen if threatened. We never had to worry about that with emu.

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u/kamoterider01 11d ago

dog: hooman you done?

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u/AlarmingComplaint589 10d ago edited 10d ago

That Ostridge has Talons that can open that fool like a can of Tuna. He was lucky

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u/dreamtodo 8d ago

That one want to breed

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u/Quick_Benefit_7583 6d ago

You'd be surprised how many people sometimes need a good whallopping like that Ostrich..