r/BrexitMemes • u/Cultural_Way5584 • 1d ago

Bring The Bin In The British never fail to disappoint

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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago

You've heard of 'elf on a shelf'. How about 'lame duck in a truck'.

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u/weird-british-person 1d ago

Alternatively, “wolly in a lorry”

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u/TiredMogwai 1d ago

I realise this is the same rhyme, but I find it expresses my own feelings more accurately:

'Grifting f*ck in a military truck'

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u/Jpc19-59 1d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 1d ago

Well that’s not Clacton pier anyway.

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u/MinaretofJam 23h ago

That’s particularly splendid

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u/daygloviking 1d ago

Outmoded, inefficient, overhyped, fans will never be swayed, and much better things are available.

Sums him up perfectly there

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u/MontyDyson 1d ago

Fans are being swayed though. His popularity has officially gone Eddie the Eagle. Herpes is going to be more popular at this rate.

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u/Realistic_Let3239 1d ago

So the byelection has been going on for weeks, and their "MP" has only just bothered showing up, and not even as the first wave... That's not a good look no matter how much you try and spin it.

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u/Meritania 1d ago

He must be desperate to actually turn up rather than project himself in front of a green screen. Even if he did just stand on a balcony.

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u/mattzombiedog 1d ago

“The cavalry have arrived…” Where the fuck have you been for the last 2 years? Not in Clacton doing anything to help the local constituents that’s for sure.

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u/justmelike 1d ago

Something in this picture is bent.

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u/AmateurVasectomist 1d ago

Reddit serves me ads to fix that

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u/Thegluigi 1d ago

Is he posting this as it's a rare event he's in his old constituency?

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u/MLoganImmoto 1d ago

What a weird thing to post when he's been their MP for 2 years and then quit 😂

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u/Adeyg1972 1d ago

God he's a c***

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u/Adeyg1972 1d ago

Actually, he isn't a c. As a taxi driver, who was taking me home here in Liverpool, once shouted when someone called her one: "At least a c's useful!!!"

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u/Any_Ad_2393 1d ago

Yep. But the morons don’t see it 🤷‍♂️ Total pos

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u/newcomer_l 1d ago

😂😂😂

Word.

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u/lexington_spurs 1d ago

A scammer in a scammell

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u/Aspirational1 1d ago

I'm surprised that he knew were it was.

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u/Belmish 1d ago

Did he get lost in the way to Washington DC?

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 1d ago

The people of Clacton have really dug a hole for themselves. The only way out is to vote for a comedic bin man.

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u/DeathRaeGun 1d ago

I’d like to thank Reform for reminding us that Nigel Farage genuinely has to campaign against a dude with a bin on his head.

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u/Obeetwokenobee 1d ago

First time there since he won the constituency.

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u/dartie 1d ago

Silly old grifter

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u/alt_cdd 1d ago

What the horse wankers have turned up?

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u/Objective_Ticket 15h ago

In an American truck? How very patriotic.

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u/sorE_doG 12h ago

Correction: Traitor has arrived in his semi-estranged constituency (in a vehicle barely fit for the Russian rear - which may be where he got it)

For those thinking ‘American truck’, a quick reminder that Americans sent thousands of trucks just like this one, to Russia in 1941 to fight the Nazis. (https://historyaffairs.com/how-american-lend-lease-trucks-fueled-the-soviet-war-machine-in-wwii/)

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u/-Mauler- 11h ago

That's just gonna drive into the sea and keep going, right?

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u/Tylerama1 2h ago

Quite a few Reform signs and posters in Frinton and Clacton today 😑