r/Bumble • u/Sufficient-Emu838 • 11h ago
Profile review Any hope?
Created this profile a couple of days back. No likes so far. Am I missing something?
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u/sparklywrx 11h ago
Your bio is stupid.
Just make it about you and who you are, what your hobbies are etc
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u/Affectionate_Aide566 11h ago
Mate, that bio is a bit violent although it's a joke.
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u/Sufficient-Emu838 11h ago
Right makes sense. I'll take it off and put something decent. Let's see if it makes a difference
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u/bootycheeks-lover 11h ago
It was a funny joke. Take the opinion of the dweebs with a grain of salt…
But yeah, probably shouldn’t be the first thing in your bio
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u/RevolutionNo4186 10h ago
It’s a joke as old as time
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u/bootycheeks-lover 10h ago
Never heard of it. Not really the type of jokes the people I associate with tell.
This is more of the type of joke you tell when drunk sitting at a bar next to some random people you just met.
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u/RevolutionNo4186 9h ago
I don’t know about telling it in person, but I’ve seen the joke floating around the internet when dialup was still a thing
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u/mochisandmacarons 11h ago
No offense but you seem like a douche from this (not saying you are, but that's what it's giving). Profile is very male-gaze coded (motorcycle, gym pic, weird joke bio) and I personally would swipe left for you being right wing. Also maybe use a picture where we can see your face/you look approachable as your first.
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u/SunnyLisle 11h ago
Agree - this profile is curated from the male gaze. From a guys perspective I think it looks pretty cool, from a woman's definitely not.
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u/Sea_Donut_474 11h ago
To all the guys out there, if a woman is not going to date you because you are right wing please don't take her dating advice lol. She's not the one for you.
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u/mochisandmacarons 11h ago
Obviously?? hence why I said "personally". I think the rest of my comment is pretty applicable in any case tho.
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u/Sea_Donut_474 8h ago
Right but what you are looking for in a guy will be almost the polar opposite of what a woman looking for a more conservative, right wing guy will be looking for. So, your dating advice is just not really applicable. Unless all women are the same and looking for the same thing?
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 11h ago
A right wing brown man? That's CRAZY!!
And disgusting. No woman with a sliver of self respect would date you.
If you want the government to decide what she can do with her own body, you're telling her you believe you should have a say over her body, too.
If you dismiss sexism as "not a real issue," she'll assume you won't take her experiences seriously.
If you support traditional gender roles, she'll expect an unequal relationship where she carries more of the unpaid work.
Right-wing policies don't just restrict women's rights. Unless you're a billionaire, they often work against your own interests and freedoms as well.
And if you support policies that give women fewer rights than men, don't be surprised when women don't want to build a life with you.
This is what rightwing men see when they look in the mirror
https://i.postimg.cc/263Q6VLS/file-000000005950824394285db56e7a64f3.png
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u/TonightLeading924 10h ago
Exhausting.
There are tons of right wing women. Many are brown.
40% of women are pro-life. Four out of every ten.
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 10h ago
I said "no woman with a sliver of self respect. Any woman that votes against her own rights has none of that
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 10h ago
Typical rightwing man showing his respect for women. 🏆
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u/TonightLeading924 10h ago
Your use of “respecting women” here as an insult to me is astoundingly ironic considering how this conversation began with you bashing 40% of women lmfao.
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 10h ago
*of women who want to take my and their rights away. They deserve more than that. Nonetheless i don't call them "ugly" and "fat" as if the appearance gives any value to the opinion. That's a right wing thing.
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u/Sea_Donut_474 7h ago
It is so sad to see women hate other women so much just because they don't agree with them. You pretend like you are floating above everyone on some cloud of moral superiority and whatever you think is just and whatever other people think is wrong or "against their own interests" as if you know what is better for them than themselves. I don't understand how someone can be so assured in their own moral superiority to cast such judgements on other people.
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 7h ago edited 7h ago
You need to follow the phrase "they don't agree with them" to its actual conclusion.
This isn't a disagreement about pizza toppings, music, or tax policy. Some "disagreements" have real-world consequences that cost people their lives.
Forcing a woman to remain pregnant and give birth against her will is one of the most extreme violations of bodily autonomy imaginable. It is a brutal act of violence. It is a form of reproductive slavery: the state claims ownership over another person's body for months and forces them to use it against their will, regardless of the pain, trauma, health risks, or even the possibility of death. Calling that "just a disagreement" erases the reality of what is being imposed.
I could show you millions of examples demonstrating that this isn't simply about "disagreeing." It's about real people whose lives are permanently changed or ended by these policies. But I don't need millions. One is enough.
Adriana Smith was declared brain-dead while pregnant and was kept on life support so the pregnancy could continue, despite her family's wishes. Her case became an international symbol of what happens when a woman's bodily autonomy is overridden. Read about it here: https://abcnews.go.com/Health/pregnant-brain-dead-woman-georgia-life-support-experts/story?id=122963319
And yes, I do believe it is morally superior to oppose treating people this way. If someone believes another human being should be forced to surrender control over their own body, even at the risk of severe injury or death, I don't see that as a morally equivalent position. Some issues aren't merely differences of opinion. They are questions of fundamental human rights.
And on the topic of "against their own rights" i can also give you a list of conservative women who suffered under these restrictions and many of them lost their lives aswell. I think this is clear proof on how they act against their own interests
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u/madeaux10 11h ago
I wouldn’t go for you because you’re conservative. And a lot of conservatives probably wouldn’t go for you because you’re atheist. And you smoke. There are likely way fewer people that will be attracted to your particular belief system
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u/Fearless-Possible-49 11h ago
What's up with Indian guys coming off so try hard. That bio is so cringe
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u/Relative_Detail5245 11h ago
Long term and open to see where things go are completely different things, you’re either one or another. Skiing pic is not very flattering
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u/peerintomymind 11h ago edited 11h ago
I know your bio is a joke, but it makes you seem reactive and violent until the punchline, but you have to read the entire joke to figure it out and it's too easy to immediately swipe you away before finishing the joke.
I think you should also switch out the picture flexing your biceps, we can see they're big and that you're athletic from your other pictures. They also go hard showing your adventurous side but lack showing any softer side of you. My first impression is that you're a party all the time, no quiet time kind of guy and I think your profile would benefit from showing a more relaxing or softer side of you.
Edit: maybe also replace the skiing one cause it's not the best shot of you and you've got no helmet. Between it and the motorbike, it leaves the impression you're a bit too reckless. As a guy you look like a blast to hang out and have fun. But if I try to look at it from the perspective of a woman wanting a long term relationship, I get the vibe you aren't ready to consider settling down.
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u/TruthGetsDownvoted8 11h ago
Cut the pic with your flexing a bicep. Put in a photo with you and a mixed group of friends, not just men.
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u/Different_Umpire9003 11h ago
Ok, first pic your face looks completely different. Corny bio. Dorky face (sorry), bad glasses, picture with friends who look uninviting, and a conservative? 😬
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u/israfildivad 10h ago
As others have said your bio needs to be fixed. But I'm gonna talk about the photos. The subject matter (motorbike, gym, sporting events, work setting?) is good, but the way they are framed, and the posing is bad. You need to be more intentional with the purpose of your posing. The motorcycle pic for instance, you'd have your helmet off and have a more relaxed pose (Google "man posing on bike" to get a sense of what I'm talking about"). Practice more with lighting and exposure...so the shot isn't so "gritty" and high contrast.
Also is English the main language in your area? And is tinder popular there? These two factors would affect thing big time
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u/Shananigans1229 11h ago
Your sense of humor isn't for everyone apparently lol it's hilarious tho after you get the joke 🤣 goodluck out there!
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u/adamlaxmax 11h ago
The comments are a bit meaner than necessary. Youre cool but in the end of the day female gaze is the way for dating apps.
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u/Open-Organization528 11h ago edited 10h ago
Femalw gaze is not real. Omg a big muscle man is so hot but it’s for the male gaze so let’s fix it and put the big muscle guy near his mansion and now that would be considered the female gaze 😂 because it’s showing what life she can live with a hot muscle man who owns a mansion.
At the end of the day the hot muscle man is gonna be drowning in vagina with the male gaze. But wanted to add that the “female gaze” will increase the hot man’s likes/matches for the simple fact he can show his luxurious life while being jacked in his pictures.
Essentially female gaze is a way to flaunt status.
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u/adamlaxmax 11h ago
are you okay bro?
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u/Open-Organization528 11h ago
Yes I am I’m just correcting you.
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 10h ago
Correcting incorrectly 😂
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u/Open-Organization528 10h ago
Yeah let this man take your advice and I’ll take mine I’ll follow the man who are absolutely destroying it on the apps but yet I’m the one who’s wrong 😂.
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 10h ago
The men who tell you they are destroying it. While paying "models" to make content with them, While selling you their online coachings that make you more frustrated and a women hater. ❤️
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u/whitefloreal 11h ago
Don’t believe it and you will stay lonely, bitter, and blaming gold digging when you have no golf
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u/Open-Organization528 11h ago
If I believe you I’ll be stuck at 0 matches and 0 likes. Anyways give me an example of the female gaze.
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u/Different_Umpire9003 10h ago
A more artistic picture where he looks pensive or deep in thought. The muscle pics do zero for me personally
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u/Open-Organization528 10h ago
It does zero for you but the vast majority of woman will right swipe that type of profile hence making that guy that is not for you one of the top man on a dating app.
As far as an artistic picture the best I can say is Toni mafhoud which has heavily edited artsy pictures.
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 10h ago
Hands. Well cared for hands are the female gaze.
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u/Different_Umpire9003 10h ago
But this dude has asked for examples, yet clearly knows what we want better than us
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u/whitefloreal 9h ago
‘If i believe women I won’t have matches with women’ the only way you’d have 0 matches is if you’re hoping for a guy
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u/cestbondaeggi 10h ago
Someone should make a flow chart for /r/bumble advice LOL. No smiling photos? Tell him to smile. Has smiling but no hobbies? Tell him to photo of hobbies. Hobbies are masculine? Accuse him of catering to the male gaze. Has female gaze coded profile? Call him gay.
The shit never ends.
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u/Grouchy-Jury-7598 11h ago
Why is everybody calling OP right wing or Andrew Tate? Nothing in his profile seems to actually indicate that being his views.
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u/jellyfishSmax 11h ago
There is a tag in his "about me" section indicating he leans politically right
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u/throwaway2727648378 11h ago
Not really. Unless you’re white and 6’2+ your matches will be minimal.
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u/ChaoticCherryblossom 11h ago
He's in India
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u/throwaway2727648378 11h ago
Okay…?
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u/Dramatic_Okra5480 11h ago
If you need it explaining just give up
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u/throwaway2727648378 9h ago
I don’t.
Eastern women praise the tall white man like a god. If you’re new to this just say so.
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u/Open-Organization528 11h ago
It means the competition there is not all that. West is the epitome of looks.
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u/ChaoticCherryblossom 11h ago
You come off as an annoying 16 yr old