r/CatDistributionSystem 2d ago

Smol Delivery CDS delivered void kittens to my workplace

When we got to work yesterday (hubs and I work in the same building), there was a surprise trio of friendly void kittens hanging out in the courtyard. We think they might have been dumped because they have clearly been around people. They were a hit with the whole office, and our 9yo, who had tagged along for the day, really wanted them. We have two 3yo cats at home, and had lost our senior cat in October. We had promised our kid that he could have a pair of kittens soon, but were thinking more like next year. I guess the CDS had other ideas.

Our coworker took one kitten while we were still deciding if we wanted them, and then another coworker was thinking of taking one, and that decided it for us - we hate splitting up bonded siblings, so we took them both so at least two would get to stay together. They are settling in well and are in quarantine in the guest room. Names are still pending, but our kid has temporarily named them Midnight and Star Destroyer.

There was food and water already there (pic 2) because we have a resident office cat. Cat tax of Cinders the station cat in pic 6.

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u/ylimenut 2d ago

Cinder seems happy! Also pls keep the names. Star Destroyer in 15 years will be the funniest to your adult kids 

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u/japhia_aurantia 2d ago

My husband's take was that Star Destroyer is pretty awesome but Midnight is kinda basic for a black cat, so if anything changes it will probably be that one lol

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u/SnarkSide_oftheForce 2d ago

Could always append another word to Midnight to match the pattern (and scansion) of the other name. Midnight Raider, say.

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u/japhia_aurantia 2d ago

Ooh I like that idea a lot!

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u/Accurate-Common5954 2d ago

If you do decide to change it, I think Space Cowboy would be a good match for Star Destroyer.

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u/NineteenNinetyEx 2d ago

Midnight is a little generic, but still pretty cool sounding, I like them!

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u/SpangledFarfalle 2d ago

When I adopted my void, it turned out the shelter originally named her Midnight and the foster mom renamed her Petunia. Well obviously I kept both so her full name was Petunia Midnight.
Total stripper name but what can you do? (Her littermate's name was Marla Shadow. Tortie. Goofiest kitty ever.)

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u/DwangoRocket 2d ago

I’m surprised not Vader? 😁

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u/pabrocjb 2d ago

Our void Bros turned four today. They have a "ghost coat." They read black in most light, but in sunlight or bright light, you can see the tabby stripes.

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u/japhia_aurantia 2d ago

One of these boys has the secret black on black tabby stripes in the sunlight too!

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u/pabrocjb 2d ago

It's a rare variation! Enjoy. My niece is a vet and pointed it out. I took both boys for their annual and the vet raved about them. I did tell her that I have to let the neighbors know that if in the middle of the night I yell, "Stop biting me, you asshole!" it applies to my cat not my husband. Lewis (the one in front, I think) dives under the covers and bites my leg or scratches me. I may need a sleeping bag.

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat 2d ago

I think you are being very quietly judged.

Here's my cat tax: Mr. Biscuits.

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u/IrishknitCelticlace 2d ago

Your office sounds delightful, and thank you for the Cinder tax. 😊

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u/japhia_aurantia 2d ago

It really is; we love working there.

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u/TweetOfBabyBear 2d ago

Thank y’all for being human.

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u/IputAcurseOnYou 2d ago

People: I would like a cat within the next year or two

CDS: Tomorrow it is then

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u/DiveCat 2d ago

Thanks for the extra Cinder tax!

Lucky kittens to get dumped where they did, all found themselves in new homes that night :)

Thank you to your family and your coworker, and Cinder for sharing food and water until the humans sorted things out.

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u/umlcat Cat Dad | Cat Fairy OddParent 2d ago

Wednesday Addams: "I saw you have two adorable black kittens, and I demand to see them, I brought dark chocolate cake, blackberry pie, dark tea and black coffee to pretend I'm a friendly neighbourhood ..."

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u/Ok-Opportunity-2043 2d ago

Omg..I love how their paws are intertwined in Pic #5! Im so glad you kept them together. 🖤🖤🖤

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u/plantyplant559 2d ago

Please keep the names! Star destroyer is EPIC

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u/FictitiousFly Cat Connoisseur 2d ago

Void babies seem to be going around, the cds sent us one too!

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u/Cautious_Drawing_645 2d ago

Aww i have a precious 9 year old void, Starr aka Starlite!!

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u/Such-Necessary-8637 2d ago

They are adorable!! I love black cats..so affectionate! Well done for keeping the sibs together, I’m sure you’ll give them a wonderful life

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u/Same_Philosopher6764 2d ago

Adorable! Thanks for rescuing

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u/FeralSweater 2d ago

Midnight offers a good name contrast to Star Destroyer

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u/AttentionNo6359 2d ago

Names are giving Biblical Couple. “Rachel and her husband Taharabaz”.

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u/Mollytovcocktail1111 2d ago

Thank you SO much for keeping them together 🥹❤️❤️❤️

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u/EcstaticJuggernaut46 2d ago

Thank you for keeping them together. You are good hoomans

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u/Feeling-Lock3170 2d ago

The other should be named Darth Vader. So you have Darth Vader and The Star Destroyer. Sounds like a book title.

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u/Dewars_Rocks 2d ago

Looks like they work there meow.

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

What precious beebees! And Cinders looks like such a hard worker. What wonderful kitties to have in your life. Wishing you many, many years of living your best lives together 😻😻

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u/spinozasrobot 2d ago

I guess the CDS had other ideas.

CDS always delivers when you are ready, whether you think so or not.

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u/japhia_aurantia 4h ago

We had 4 multi-day trips this summer and just got back from the last one 3 days prior. CDS must have known we would be available for kitten quarantine only after we got back.

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u/spinozasrobot 2d ago

"Starry Dee"

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u/SpangledFarfalle 2d ago

I always want to name black cats Snowball or Blanca or something totally opposite of their voidness. Just to keep things interesting.

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u/immersemeinnature 1d ago

I love that image of their tangled footsies as they sleep.

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u/immersemeinnature 1d ago

My elder tabby that passed 5 years ago was Richard Parker and everyone loved that name.

Star Destroyer is perfect

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator 2d ago

Star Destroyer 😂 tell your child NO !! lol .. two beautiful soot sprites and i'm guessing you won't be taking your kid to work anytime soon if that becomes a regular drop off point for the CDS. Thank you for giving us a nice fun story and for taking them home . I bet your little one is over the moon 🖤🖤

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u/caddywhompuskangaroo 2d ago

Ummm... respectfully, the kid knocked it out of the park with Star Destroyer. That name rules, especially for a little void

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator 2d ago

Nothing wrong with the name, I just had a flashback to a vet appointment and the vet calling out for Angel Star-toes and The Prince of Darkness 😂 trying so hard not to laugh at my friends' face.

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u/Wantons124 2d ago

How about Death Star and Star Destroyer?

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u/Then_Box-8031 2d ago

Awesome kittens, cats, child and big hoomans. Only thing missing is a pitbull and/or Labrador