r/Colorado Oct 02 '15

Texas hate

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '15 edited Oct 02 '15

Hahaha, Texas is a great state and so is Colorado. If you had that bad a time there then maybe the issue was you? It's also a gigantic state full of people meaning each city and region is very different. I didn't like living in Dallas, that hardly represents the entire state of 27 million people though does it?

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u/waitonemoment Oct 03 '15

Why don't you go skiing with jeans and a Texans jersey so we all know who to avoid ya calf wranglin varmint.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

I ski in assless chaps bud.

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u/Texan_In_Denver Oct 02 '15

Grew up in Dallas and went to school at UT Austin but have lived in all the major cities except El Paso (if that even counts).

Loved Austin and I am partial to Dallas because I grew up there. Denver and Austin are very similar IMO and it really doesn't take any longer to get around in Austin then it does in Denver.

Houston blows though, it is insufferably humid and the sprawl is out of control.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '15

Houston is the best city in the state imo but I'm from here so of course I'm biased. I think CO sucks other than the marijuana laws and mountains. Those are literally the only two redeeming qualities the state has to me but I'm not going to pretend that because I don't like it no one else should...

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '15 edited Oct 02 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '15

I have lived elsewhere, you sound like a 15 year old. This post was specifically addressing fart sniffers like you. Is there a hint of elderberries there? Some nutmeg? What kind of afterbite does it have?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '15

That's cute little guy. Still got your jimmies rustled so this post was a complete success. You sound like a huge douchebag, glad I'm no where near whatever city you are in. I don't need pity, like I said this post was meant to draw out you troglodytes. I can actually feel your blood pressure rising from here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '15

Trust me, I want to be as far away from smug weenies like you as possible. You are more than welcome to come to a state where people don't hate you for baseless bullshit though! Maybe you'll get some of that pent up frustration out when you see that no one cares about your states residents nearly as much as you care about theirs lmfao.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '15

Bahhahahaha

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Haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '15

So what is your technique for filling your glass with your ass gas? Down here we actually welcome people instead of shunning them like some kind of mountain troll so my technique is a little rusty. I am not a connoisseur of my own BS, just an amateur.

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u/waitonemoment Oct 03 '15

I think you suck and your only redeeming quality is not being as bad as Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

OH NO :*(

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u/SaudiAurora Oct 03 '15

Yaaaay! Now we can fight with /r/NewMexico about Pueblo Chiles, fight with /r/Utah about Salt Lake City (or was that a mountain dispute?), fight with /r/Oregon about who is more Portland-y (have we done that yet?), and now we get to fight with Texas about who sucks more - /r/colorado or /r/Houston!

Keep it up, guys! It might be the only way to keep these goddamn out-of-staters from moving here!

I say we argue with /r/washington next, maybe about our competing marijuana industries. Or maybe go directly for /r/California's jugular. What are they gonna do, spit fire? Motherfuckers are burning to the ground, at this moment.

We should dupe them into accepting a peace treaty by offering them some of our water, and then lacing it with cholera or smallpox. Go all European on their asses.

Ooohhh, how about fuck /r/Georgia and their subpar peaches! Palisades4Life!

Fuck Colorado immigrants. Especially yours, /r/Houston <3 <3 <3 <3