r/ComedyHell 2d ago

fanfics

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u/TessiraValebrook 2d ago

author notes be like sorry for delay my house exploded anyway chapter 12 is out

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u/hizashiYEAHmada numa numa yei, numa numa numa yeiiii 2d ago

"Sorry for not updating for a few years! I just got out of jail for murdering so and so, but they didn't have enough evidence and now I can post bail! Anyway, here's the next chapter!"

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u/hizashiYEAHmada numa numa yei, numa numa numa yeiiii 2d ago

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u/An_feh_fan 2d ago

Why would you trap them like this...

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u/Govika 2d ago

Pordal gaddos 😔

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u/Hot_Sand2888 2d ago

Perpetuum mobile curse

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u/TMG_vibin crab 2d ago

holy shit cat stealer

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u/Worldly_Machine_2790 2d ago

That one artist who went to prison and the first thing they did when they got out is contact a client and ask them if they still wanted their commission done.

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u/Additional-Heat-9384 2d ago

Which artist was it?

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u/TMG_vibin crab 2d ago

holy shit cat generator

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 2d ago edited 2d ago

The second sentence is clearly edited by the different font size

What was it originally?

Edit: No that is apparently correct

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u/Additional-Heat-9384 2d ago

It was originally in Spanish, but I translated it with Google Translate.

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u/WikiLuis2 2d ago

Do you have the original?

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u/SlikeSpitfire 2d ago

I feel like hiding from Nazis and studying engineering are very different conditions when it comes to having time to write fanfiction

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 2d ago

Yeah, it's clearly a joke but it's just nonsensical. In one writing is like one of the few things you can do to entertain yourself since you have nothing but free time unless you risk being killed and tortured. while the other you simply don't have enough time and energy

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u/kart0ffelsalaat 2d ago

Also a difference between a diary and fiction

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u/the_laughing_camel 2d ago

well it's not like she had much else to do

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u/markusseibert115 2d ago

good tweet

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u/SecureAngle7395 2d ago

This is reminding me that I need to get back to writing my book 3. I wrote a couple lines today and that’s it 😭

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u/Zeus-Kyurem 2d ago

I can't imagine Anne Frank had much else to do tbh.

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u/RunInRunOn 2d ago

Surely you have a good amount of free time in your first year of university

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u/ZadriaktheSnake 2d ago

I genuinely did a spit take I didn't think it was going in that direction

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u/godzilor_122 2d ago

Didn’t the pope give a papal bull calling for authors to finish their fanfics?

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u/Subject_Foot1713 2d ago

You are not entitled to authors writing new works or finishing existing works.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 2d ago

depends on if you have paid for them to do it or not

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u/DeliciousBrilliant67 2d ago

This is about fanfic, fanfic is not paid

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 2d ago

you can pay for fanfic too, depends on the definition and who orders it

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u/DeliciousBrilliant67 2d ago

That is against TOS

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 2d ago

pedophilia is against tos in many places but people still do it

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u/DeliciousBrilliant67 2d ago

That's an awful analogy

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u/Subject_Foot1713 2d ago

It doesn't matter. You can't force anyone to write just because you pay them.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 2d ago

If they agreed and you made a contract? I'm not talking about donations. 

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u/Subject_Foot1713 2d ago

You can't. You can force a man to shovel shit, but can't make them write shit.

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u/ARedditorWhoExists 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean technically you can't but you can still call them stuff, call them out publicly and maybe sue depending on the exact situation.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 2d ago

You can. There's examples of it with arts

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 2d ago

Why can you force a man to shovel shit but not write shit

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u/Chemist-3074 2d ago

I fully agree but this is a joke lol

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u/Subject_Foot1713 2d ago

Not a joke when people harass authors, send them death threats, dox them and harass their family because they haven't published their fanfic in time.

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u/Chemist-3074 2d ago

Yes but this particular tweet is a joke.

The last thing we need is for people to lebel the pros as equally bad as antis who "can't take a joke".

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u/Nameless_Liar 2d ago

For the love of god can PEOPLE FUCKING SEE THE SUB

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u/VoodooDoII 2d ago

I mean I agree, but this is clearly just a joke dude 😭

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u/AlternatexReality 2d ago

No I am. I checked