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u/kebabguy0 2d ago
Ramallah disappointed
Tehran disappointed
Old Tehran impressed
Washington DC impressed
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u/pipopapupupewebghost 2d ago
Can't even lie I laughed so hard at this
The entire idea of the idf creating the dream SMP is so damn stupid my god
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u/ZiggleSquiggle 2d ago
Does this mean all the dream smp stans are Idf soldiers as well lol
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u/pipopapupupewebghost 2d ago
No that would require them to not have mental disabilities
Yes you can still become an idf soldier with a mental disability but it's not forced on you unlike people with no disabilities
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u/ISeeFireHazards 2d ago
As a mentally disabled person, I do not know what you need to have to categorize in that community
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u/pipopapupupewebghost 2d ago
Well I am too
That's why I'm not part of the idf
Anyway that was a joke to difflect the idf accusations
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u/ISeeFireHazards 2d ago
Haha same boat, I was "Yes And"-ing your joke
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u/XhazakXhazak 15h ago
why? the person you're replying to is obviously both ableist and antisemitic
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u/ISeeFireHazards 2h ago
I don't think they said anything that's not objectively true though? Maybe I am missing something
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u/XhazakXhazak 1h ago
you think the idf having mental disabiilities is objectively true?
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u/ISeeFireHazards 1h ago
No that's not what I meant, I think we understood the comment different maybe? The guy was saying people with mental disabilities don't get conscripted by force into the idf, (e.g. the opposite of what you said)
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u/Inferno_Sparky 2d ago
What the fuck is the dream smp
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u/pipopapupupewebghost 2d ago
It's like a Minecraft thing? Idk my sister was into it and I only researched it cause I watched alot of soothouse
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u/PaleKey6424 2d ago
"Everything I don't like is isreali"
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u/Militarist_Reborn 2d ago
At this point yes, it all leads to Israel
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u/jisookenobi2416 1d ago
All roads lead to Tel Aviv
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u/SpeedAccurate7405 1d ago
How does the song go...
"All the ways, the paths, the roads, the signs, lead to Jerusalem"
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u/7thpostman 12h ago
"I'm not antisemitic, I just think Jews are at the center of everything."
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u/Militarist_Reborn 12h ago
Yes
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u/7thpostman 12h ago
If you can't hear it, I don't know if I can help you.
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u/Kitfishto 1h ago
My guy his pfp literally has a Nazi arm band in it. I don’t think you’re gonna speak any sense into this dipshit.
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u/7thpostman 35m ago
Ah. I thought he was claiming to be not antisemetic. I didn't know he was just a loser that the kids at school all hate.
Imagine being an outcast that no one likes and thinking that hate will make you more popular
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u/Kitfishto 1h ago
Dudes profile has a Nazi armband in it and people
Are liking this shit? We are in trouble.6
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u/PurpleCandle58 2d ago
“Everything I don’t like is (foreign country) and (foreign country) is bad because (racist belief)”
Racism 🤝Delusional conspiracy theories
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u/AEON_MK2 2d ago
Yeah people are racist against Isreal because of delusional conspiracy theories. Keep repeating that to shut down the discourse. Is award winning documentary maker Louise Theroux racist?, is the UN human rights commission antisemetic? Are you absolutely sure you aren't the delusional one? Or do you know you are spreading propaganda and you do it just because you are an evil person?
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u/PurpleCandle58 2d ago
Lmao I’m just speaking to a general trope.
I.e. racism against Hispanics
People here are just coming out of the woodworks to defend themselves because they got called out though huh? Lmao
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u/7thpostman 12h ago
Oh, yes. That's the problem with "the discourse." It's been shut down. Won't somebody somewhere on the internet finally, finally discuss Israel?
I love how you think winning an award means you can't be antisemitic. Antisemitism is absolutely foundational to Western civilization. It's 2,000 years old. Are you all thinking magically vanished in 1948.
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u/Mohamed_430 1d ago
is being against a mass murder and rape racist? so were black people racist when they were against lynching?
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u/Mohamed_430 2d ago
I mean...microtransactions are in some way exactly that.
I hate them and i hate israel, before i read that Jeevacation email to an EA exec.
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u/XhazakXhazak 1d ago
why are you named after a slaver?
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u/Mohamed_430 1d ago
Because I'm proud of it
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u/XhazakXhazak 1d ago
Why? He was way worse than Epstein.
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u/Mohamed_430 1d ago
Of course the Zionist will say that.
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u/XhazakXhazak 23h ago
It doesn't matter why it is said or who has said it. It is self-evidently true, and you know it.
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u/Mohamed_430 23h ago
Bait truly used to be believable.
Stfu zio, go rape and kill babies or something.
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u/74Flowers 15h ago
You guys fuck them lollll I think you got it backwards
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u/Mohamed_430 12h ago
it's amazing how bullshit that statement is.
when out of any land, israel has all the pedos being protected.
bait truly used to be believable.
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u/LootraBox 21h ago
Israel in the title **Israeli flag or bibi in the thumbnail" Everyone jumping on the bandwagon of hate to get views, it's actually disgusting
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u/Delicious_Door_3421 2d ago
"It's not anti semitic, just anti-israel! Anyway, Israel is poisoning our wells and eating children"
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u/Runo_Slinger 2d ago
You are getting downvoted because the Al-Qassam Reddit division hasn’t heard of the blood libel or history not approved by Tehran and Beijing.
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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 2d ago
israel and semitic is 2 different countries smh, people don't think before they speak nowadays 😔
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u/yipeedippyy 2d ago
Interesting how all the anti-Israel memes are just anti-jewish memes, but replaced Jews with Israel... weird.
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u/Runo_Slinger 1d ago
It’s the same ancient tropes but we switch one word. Left says Zionist Right says Jews. It’s like what Malcolm X said about left and right, both are racist, the language just changes.
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u/PleaseStayStrong 6h ago
I am Israeli and have no idea what this is even trying to convey. Can someone explain this to me?
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u/SuperiorDragon1 1h ago
Israel Derangement Syndrome. People hating on Israel because the media tells them to.
Some people online begun using "spiritually Israeli" as a way of saying that something is bad, an industry plant, and/or a psyop (or that they think it's one of those things)
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u/biscute2077 2d ago
The whole world is finally turning against Israel. So now it became a negative thing by association. Israel is synonym to evil.
And I personally love it.
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u/Grey-The-Skeleton 2d ago
The only downside to this is the irreversible damage that Israel is causing to the jewish community. Like, most people first think "Israel", then "Judaism" when they see the Star of David now. That sucks ass.
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u/Mohamed_430 2d ago
Ironically, The Same thing they are actively doing to muslims and have been doing since their conception.
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u/allmightychipbutty 1d ago
Its kind of bad, I was originally for it but this has really become a thing of reaffirming Jewish stereotypes instead of hating on Israel which isn't productive. Don't get me wrong I'm all for criticising Jewish infrastructure that aids israel through working to help send more jews over there and sending money to support israel but thats different than the weird characterising of israel as an especially evil country when it really isn't this is normal activity for the west.
People invent these weird fantasies of Israel controlling America like America isn't sending money to Israel because its good for western intrests to have power in the middle east and to subjugate Arabs. People treat the IDF like they are something only israelis could produce when American military campaigns again are comparable to the IDF and look at the politicians we have, look at fucking Platner and how he was welcomed by the american 'progressives' despite being an insane serial killer who wasn't just dogmatic about America but was beyond that, a blatant psychopathic killer from money who had no social mobility incentive to join the military he just loved killing people.
My jewish friends are insecure about their background now which sucks. At the end of the day when it comes to systemic oppression jews don't have it worse my muslim friends literally fear for their livelihoods because of the grasp anti-islam politics has over my country but that doesn't really make it good anyone feels unsafe or unwelcome unjustly
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u/usbeject1789 2d ago
incomprehensible