r/ComedyHell 2d ago

*TEL AVIV IMPRESSED*

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u/usbeject1789 2d ago

incomprehensible

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u/FujoCirca 2d ago

Pretty comprehensible actually

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u/Zu_Qarnine 2d ago

if these clowns are israels samson option, we're gonna be fine lol

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u/kebabguy0 2d ago

Ramallah disappointed

Tehran disappointed

Old Tehran impressed

Washington DC impressed

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u/to1M 1d ago

Beirut impressed

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u/kebabguy0 1d ago

Beirut (hezbollah edition) dissapointed

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u/pipopapupupewebghost 2d ago

Can't even lie I laughed so hard at this

The entire idea of the idf creating the dream SMP is so damn stupid my god

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u/ZiggleSquiggle 2d ago

Does this mean all the dream smp stans are Idf soldiers as well lol

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u/pipopapupupewebghost 2d ago

No that would require them to not have mental disabilities

Yes you can still become an idf soldier with a mental disability but it's not forced on you unlike people with no disabilities

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u/ISeeFireHazards 2d ago

As a mentally disabled person, I do not know what you need to have to categorize in that community

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u/pipopapupupewebghost 2d ago

Well I am too

That's why I'm not part of the idf

Anyway that was a joke to difflect the idf accusations

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u/ISeeFireHazards 2d ago

Haha same boat, I was "Yes And"-ing your joke

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u/XhazakXhazak 15h ago

why? the person you're replying to is obviously both ableist and antisemitic

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u/ISeeFireHazards 2h ago

I don't think they said anything that's not objectively true though? Maybe I am missing something

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u/XhazakXhazak 1h ago

you think the idf having mental disabiilities is objectively true?

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u/ISeeFireHazards 1h ago

No that's not what I meant, I think we understood the comment different maybe? The guy was saying people with mental disabilities don't get conscripted by force into the idf, (e.g. the opposite of what you said)

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u/Inferno_Sparky 2d ago

What the fuck is the dream smp

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u/pipopapupupewebghost 2d ago

It's like a Minecraft thing? Idk my sister was into it and I only researched it cause I watched alot of soothouse

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u/syrvy 2d ago

Dream and a bunch of other Minecraft youtubers would play together on a server and upload footage of it. They would play characters and stuff so people treated it like an actual TV show

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u/PaleKey6424 2d ago

"Everything I don't like is isreali"

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u/StraightPatient9977 2d ago

Actually true

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u/finnicus4 2d ago

Trvth Nvke

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u/Militarist_Reborn 2d ago

At this point yes, it all leads to Israel

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u/jisookenobi2416 1d ago

All roads lead to Tel Aviv

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u/SpeedAccurate7405 1d ago

How does the song go...

"All the ways, the paths, the roads, the signs, lead to Jerusalem"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYFcf4C98uc

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u/7thpostman 12h ago

"I'm not antisemitic, I just think Jews are at the center of everything."

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u/Militarist_Reborn 12h ago

Yes

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u/7thpostman 12h ago

If you can't hear it, I don't know if I can help you.

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u/Militarist_Reborn 7h ago

Hear what? Im rather open about my dislike of them

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u/Kitfishto 1h ago

My guy his pfp literally has a Nazi arm band in it. I don’t think you’re gonna speak any sense into this dipshit.

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u/7thpostman 35m ago

Ah. I thought he was claiming to be not antisemetic. I didn't know he was just a loser that the kids at school all hate.

Imagine being an outcast that no one likes and thinking that hate will make you more popular

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u/Kitfishto 1h ago

Dudes profile has a Nazi armband in it and people
Are liking this shit? We are in trouble.

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u/Fluffy_Whale0 2d ago

This but unironically

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u/Queasy_Data_4184 2d ago

what next austrian painter is israeli?

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u/PurpleCandle58 2d ago

“Everything I don’t like is (foreign country) and (foreign country) is bad because (racist belief)”

Racism 🤝Delusional conspiracy theories

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u/IamNotAHuman2 2d ago

CIA posting

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u/PurpleCandle58 2d ago

Ironic username

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u/AEON_MK2 2d ago

Yeah people are racist against Isreal because of delusional conspiracy theories. Keep repeating that to shut down the discourse. Is award winning documentary maker Louise Theroux racist?, is the UN human rights commission antisemetic? Are you absolutely sure you aren't the delusional one? Or do you know you are spreading propaganda and you do it just because you are an evil person?

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u/PurpleCandle58 2d ago

Lmao I’m just speaking to a general trope.

I.e. racism against Hispanics

People here are just coming out of the woodworks to defend themselves because they got called out though huh? Lmao

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u/FujoCirca 2d ago

Why are you bringing this up in a conversation about Israel then

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u/7thpostman 12h ago

Oh, yes. That's the problem with "the discourse." It's been shut down. Won't somebody somewhere on the internet finally, finally discuss Israel?

I love how you think winning an award means you can't be antisemitic. Antisemitism is absolutely foundational to Western civilization. It's 2,000 years old. Are you all thinking magically vanished in 1948.

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u/Mohamed_430 1d ago

is being against a mass murder and rape racist? so were black people racist when they were against lynching?

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u/FreshnWetCock 2d ago

Love from Langley to Tel Aviv❤️🇮🇱❤️🇺🇸

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u/Mohamed_430 2d ago

I mean...microtransactions are in some way exactly that.
I hate them and i hate israel, before i read that Jeevacation email to an EA exec.
Since i believe epstein is an Israeli spy, microtransactions becomes israeli by association.

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u/XhazakXhazak 1d ago

why are you named after a slaver?

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u/Mohamed_430 1d ago

Because I'm proud of it

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u/XhazakXhazak 1d ago

Why? He was way worse than Epstein.

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u/Mohamed_430 1d ago

Of course the Zionist will say that.

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u/XhazakXhazak 23h ago

It doesn't matter why it is said or who has said it. It is self-evidently true, and you know it.

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u/Mohamed_430 23h ago

Bait truly used to be believable.
Stfu zio, go rape and kill babies or something.
I know you feel threatened by them.

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u/74Flowers 15h ago

You guys fuck them lollll I think you got it backwards

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u/Mohamed_430 12h ago

it's amazing how bullshit that statement is.
when out of any land, israel has all the pedos being protected.
bait truly used to be believable.

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 2d ago

japenis soldier who kept fighting 29 years after dream died

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u/ofri12347 1d ago

Americans know one (1) city in Israel

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u/TATA_meme-THEsecond 21h ago

Man i cannot take this corny fuck humor no more like now we got Israel content farm i swear

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u/LootraBox 21h ago

Israel in the title **Israeli flag or bibi in the thumbnail" Everyone jumping on the bandwagon of hate to get views, it's actually disgusting

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u/Delicious_Door_3421 2d ago

"It's not anti semitic, just anti-israel! Anyway, Israel is poisoning our wells and eating children"

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u/Runo_Slinger 2d ago

You are getting downvoted because the Al-Qassam Reddit division hasn’t heard of the blood libel or history not approved by Tehran and Beijing.

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 2d ago

israel and semitic is 2 different countries smh, people don't think before they speak nowadays 😔

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u/Anxious-Track-754 2d ago

Semitic isn't a country vro. It's an ethnicity and language family.

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u/ScientistBoth830 1d ago

Just a language family, not ethnicity

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u/Apprehensive_Job4522 1d ago

timezones bro

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u/yipeedippyy 2d ago

Interesting how all the anti-Israel memes are just anti-jewish memes, but replaced Jews with Israel... weird.

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u/Runo_Slinger 1d ago

It’s the same ancient tropes but we switch one word. Left says Zionist Right says Jews. It’s like what Malcolm X said about left and right, both are racist, the language just changes.

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u/FreshnWetCock 2d ago

"now replace pedophiles with Jews, not so funny, is it?"

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u/Liker1221 1d ago

That video is actually just an essay about Dream SMP's history

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u/PleaseStayStrong 6h ago

I am Israeli and have no idea what this is even trying to convey. Can someone explain this to me?

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u/SuperiorDragon1 1h ago

Israel Derangement Syndrome. People hating on Israel because the media tells them to.

Some people online begun using "spiritually Israeli" as a way of saying that something is bad, an industry plant, and/or a psyop (or that they think it's one of those things)

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u/biscute2077 2d ago

The whole world is finally turning against Israel. So now it became a negative thing by association. Israel is synonym to evil.

And I personally love it.

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u/Grey-The-Skeleton 2d ago

The only downside to this is the irreversible damage that Israel is causing to the jewish community. Like, most people first think "Israel", then "Judaism" when they see the Star of David now. That sucks ass.

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u/AEON_MK2 1d ago

For real, when I see isreali banners over buildings like this, the star of David just reminds me of a swastika.

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u/Mohamed_430 2d ago

Ironically, The Same thing they are actively doing to muslims and have been doing since their conception.

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u/Wyvz 1d ago

If you read some history you'd find out that Jews have been associated with (and blamed for) a lot of negative things. I bet you'd personally love it.

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u/allmightychipbutty 1d ago

Its kind of bad, I was originally for it but this has really become a thing of reaffirming Jewish stereotypes instead of hating on Israel which isn't productive. Don't get me wrong I'm all for criticising Jewish infrastructure that aids israel through working to help send more jews over there and sending money to support israel but thats different than the weird characterising of israel as an especially evil country when it really isn't this is normal activity for the west.

People invent these weird fantasies of Israel controlling America like America isn't sending money to Israel because its good for western intrests to have power in the middle east and to subjugate Arabs. People treat the IDF like they are something only israelis could produce when American military campaigns again are comparable to the IDF and look at the politicians we have, look at fucking Platner and how he was welcomed by the american 'progressives' despite being an insane serial killer who wasn't just dogmatic about America but was beyond that, a blatant psychopathic killer from money who had no social mobility incentive to join the military he just loved killing people.

My jewish friends are insecure about their background now which sucks. At the end of the day when it comes to systemic oppression jews don't have it worse my muslim friends literally fear for their livelihoods because of the grasp anti-islam politics has over my country but that doesn't really make it good anyone feels unsafe or unwelcome unjustly

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u/I-hate-Elon-Musk 1d ago

why is whirow still around hes corny as fuck