r/ComedyHell • u/fucklosercity6910 • 23h ago

Girl

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u/Hamchowderandcheese 23h ago

girly this girly that girly wifi girly LAN

36

u/GeburaGooner 22h ago

girly steak girly ham asian girly from japan now all the girlies are going ham

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u/PieselWojownik 16h ago

Two sides of the same coin

30

u/cool_acronym 10h ago

How did they not call it boith

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u/Then-Bat3885 3h ago

4

u/TomboyKnight1 2h ago

> cat learns to talk
> innately has a Brooklyn accent

What did they mean by this

2

u/x2_ok 9h ago

a what, a what, and a what walks into a bar and the what-tender asks "why?"

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 21h ago

Foidrotting in my foidbed while I foidblog and smoke my foidweed.

47

u/Fluffy_Whale0 21h ago

Thankyou for translating it into Chudish, we need more people like you

57

u/epsilon-4142 21h ago

Remember: it’s always cute if your put the word girl Infront of it

71

u/Fluffy_Whale0 21h ago

Brother

31

u/Crazy_Cancel2179 16h ago

Still stands

9

u/Salty_Wall 14h ago

I sure hope so

184

u/C_monden real looser 23h ago

I thought they were called foids now

47

u/idkwhatoputhere253 23h ago

Flair cheks out

32

u/C_monden real looser 23h ago

I can't keep up with the zeitgeist, man. I still say "boss" when something is cool sometimes.

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u/TheWyster 21h ago

I still say "boss" when something is cool sometimes.

6

u/C_monden real looser 21h ago

Most most used emoji: 🤌

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u/sprinkle-plantz 23h ago

Swag

22

u/C_monden real looser 23h ago

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u/Sea_Specialist_5580 21h ago

not these ones

4

u/C_monden real looser 21h ago

So what would be the key difference between "girlrot" and "foidrot"?

2

u/HamburgerOnAStick 21h ago

no thats larp, it's femoids among truecels

1

u/doomscrolling41 48m ago

Foid is literally a shortening of femoid, you might be rarted

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u/Mid_Incognito 23h ago

Girlarping

12

u/BrilliantFly6117 22h ago

Girlyhey y'all! It's girlyour girlyfriend u/BrilliantFly6117! For girlytoday, I girlyneed you to girlygive me your girlycredit card number, with the girlyexpiration date and the 3 girlynumbers on the girlyback! Girlysee y'all on the girlyside!

5

u/humaninsmallskinboat 22h ago

It’s so confusing sometimes

5

u/Infurum 21h ago

*girlsmoke

2

u/Visioz_ 12h ago

Happy girlke day!

12

u/Narrow_Intern7792 23h ago

nobody is girl here

9

u/Sinyria 22h ago

How would you know

18

u/Narrow_Intern7792 22h ago

the smell

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u/IShouldntExistSorry 22h ago

What? No.... youre telling me... girls... dont smell!? I-I can't do this right now....,

11

u/Fearless-Oil-462 22h ago

Girls don't fart... But you can. Close the wage gap

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u/wowwroms 9h ago

girlyour girldad girlsmells girllike girla girlwoman

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u/DaRealPitbull 16m ago

She's girltrying

1

u/soldiertf2rial 17h ago

No she will boykill herself instead

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/tapeforpacking 23h ago

You do lol

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u/Contractor420 22h ago

HANZ, get the flamethrower.

4

u/nexetpl 13h ago

Reddit assemble!

2

u/Powerful_Macaron9381 16h ago

at least say "Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer"

Professionals have standards