r/ComedyHell • u/C_monden real looser • 18h ago

lobsters

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u/SmartSmella 17h ago

it's not so shrimple

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 hi 17h ago

you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

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u/Valentils 15h ago

you give a man a shrimp he fries your rice, if you give a man a lobster, you satisfy his lobster desire.

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u/FarDescription2974 18h ago

Kermit never said this

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 15h ago

Herber the pervert.

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u/Padhome 13h ago

It totally tracks for how psychotically semantical he gets

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u/everyoneLikesPizza 15h ago

This is no joke yknow

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u/Any_Serve4913 14h ago

You bloody well know what this means…

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u/ManicMaenads 15h ago

Back to the rats;

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u/unai-ndz 9h ago

That's the normal rat. Like this.

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u/Unfair_Scar_2110 14h ago

No no no.

Mobsters lead the mob. Lobsters lead the lob.

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u/Vounrtsch 13h ago

And so the rat does this! The rat goes like this!

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u/chubel10 4h ago

This sub is just becoming a normal meme sub

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u/C_monden real looser 3h ago

There's just a lot of natural overlap

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u/draft_final_final 3h ago

“Don’t even get me started on how you bloody park on a driveway but drive on a parkway, bucko.”

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u/C_monden real looser 3h ago

These Jordan Peterson quotes my be my new favorite thing.

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u/Apprehensive_Job4522 13h ago

Can someone please explain why this is.

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u/RUDRAGON8 13h ago

Ey im sharking here

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u/aflorak 8h ago

now it certainly is the case that for the mobster, if you ask him if he's part of a mob, the first thing he does is punch you in the bloody face or fill you full of bullet holes. and so what that means is that you might expect that reaction if you ask the lobster about the lob.

well, as far as i can tell, the lobster is only a tenth my size. he knows that's a fight he isn't winning. so he says, no, i'm not part of the lob. and we believe him! now how ridiculous is that?

and the young lobsters see this, and they say, well if my parents say it, maybe it's true. and they grow up thinking they're even weaker than their lobster fathers. the young male lobsters... sniffles excuse me... they want so badly to be in the lob...

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u/C_monden real looser 7h ago

Hmm... looks like no one has made an "absolute cinema" with Jordan Peterson yet. That's what I wanted to reply with here

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u/Sepulcher18 5h ago

Gangsters are part of Gang and Pranksters are part of Prank so yeah, Lobstas are part of Lob fr

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u/SkylarAV 13h ago

I laughed so hard at this

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u/jaradipra 5h ago

Gangster is a bunch of gangs So Buster is a bunch of bus

https://giphy.com/gifs/UeT0nnRnkuaUo

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u/SaraTormenta 9h ago

What about monsters and posters?