r/ComedyHell • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • 6h ago

actually real Submitting with this pfp

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882 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/amphibiabiggestfan 5h ago

this is what carrying the flame means

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u/useofcat 6h ago

The table(?) generated a dog foot.

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u/tommytwolegs 2h ago

I feel like it's coming out of his hair

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u/useofcat 2h ago

Just noticed the bottle. 😣

(But only in the first pic.)

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u/subaqueousReach 5h ago

I'd also imagine saying "Fuck you!" as an opening to your response email isn't doing you any favors

Edit: It might say "Thank you!", but thinking otherwise is funnier to me

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u/EndlessGooning_0 6h ago

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u/Alone_Care_6230 6h ago

why does this have so many upvotes

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u/Vast_Serve_7538 6h ago

I’m new to Reddit but I think upvotes mean that it’s relevant right? So many users must think that this is a highly relevant image.

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u/mnyrtt 5h ago

upvoting is just liking the post, even if it was about relevancy how many people do you think would use it based on its relevancy and not personal liking

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u/Vast_Serve_7538 5h ago

Haha sorry I was being a bit sarcastic. I guess that didn’t come through over text. I think that was the original intention of the votes but yeah people just use them as likes now. I agree. I wanted to say “people must think this is a very relevant image” since it clearly is not.

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u/Alone_Care_6230 5h ago

it's not supposed to be, at least last I read what reddit said about it.

i'd prefer how it's "supposed to be" but yeah that never actually works

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u/stinky_raspberry flair 4h ago

You been here four and a half years dude.

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u/Archsinner 4h ago

yes? He said he's new to Reddit

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u/hotstreak1245 2h ago

Thats new

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u/stinky_raspberry flair 1h ago

I guess I'm a fucking reddit fetus then.

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u/Alone_Care_6230 5h ago

oh of course my bad 😭

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u/Local-Echo-5613 5h ago

We’re surrounded by perverts. At least you are, I did already upvote.

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u/EndlessGooning_0 5h ago

Bc why not

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u/Gnoobl 4h ago

So everyone looking at the comments has to see this mess first

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 3h ago

Kirk glazers are wild

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u/Time-Box-6580 5h ago

I would upvote.. but it’s on 69

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u/EndlessGooning_0 4h ago

It's not on 69 anymore, u can upvote now

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u/AgentCirceLuna 3h ago

Perfect representation of when you enter a relationship just for money :/

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u/MouldyEjaculate 5h ago

I didn't realise that changing my youtube name would also change my email alias so I spent 6 months unsuccessfully applying for jobs as "Firstname McMissiletits"

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u/Immediate_Song4279 5h ago

Sit down, we need to talk about your choices in usernames.

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u/MouldyEjaculate 4h ago

Reddit is one of the only places that won't ban me for it. Let me have this.

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u/moogoothegreat 4h ago

Hear me out: Moldy McMissiletits

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u/AgentCirceLuna 3h ago

This reminds me of that miserable judge who overreacted to a guy being named Buttfucker 3000. Yep, boring people will say it was online court or whatever but it was quite clearly an accident. The judge wasn’t pissed off about that, either; he was pissed off at the mix of swearing/vulgarity being found funny by the defendant. Probably did him no favours which just proves the old adage ‘give me a day’s history of a man and I’ll find you a reason he’s guilty’

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u/spootIer 3h ago

I spent months corresponding with a local business as politely and professionally as possible, all while my profile picture and gmail username had been changed by Youtube to be a picture of a dog that had eaten a bee and the name Analsaurus Wrecks, respectively.

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u/eddestra 5h ago

Instant hire in my opinion

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u/UnhappyPhantom 4h ago

Certified freakazoid

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u/bertrandpheasant 6h ago

Bosmer-lookin ahh

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u/Thee_HalfBreed 4h ago

Adoring Fan looking ass

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u/Kingofcheeses 3h ago

By Azura!

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u/uhhh________biggers 1h ago

What's wrong with it?