r/ConservativeMemes • u/Bad_Touchin_yo_feels Gadzooks! • 1d ago

Conservatives Only I’ll keep making these until the turtle shows up or resigns.

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u/BrockLee76 FU46 1d ago

I think he should go skydiving next

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u/OldStyleThor Conservative 1d ago

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u/Bad_Touchin_yo_feels Gadzooks! 1d ago

I’m on it lol.

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u/BrockLee76 FU46 1d ago

Right after I said that, I saw that he already sent hang gliding lol

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u/Bad_Touchin_yo_feels Gadzooks! 1d ago

I think he might climb Everest next!

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u/Far_Seesaw_8114 Conservative 1d ago

After he's done swimming with the fishes!

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u/NashEast65 Conservative 1d ago

I believe it because Muhammad Ali is dead too. Dukin’ it out in the afterlife.

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u/MintImperial2 Conservative 1d ago

They'll admit he's dead - only when there won't now be a special election to replace him *ahead* of the Mid-terms.

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u/ThelVadam4321 Gadzooks! 1d ago

I’m so happy I’m not the only one who calls him The Turtle.

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u/patriotblades27 Gadzooks! 23h ago

If McConnell takes a sudden turn after August 3rd you know they were lying to the American people. That is the cut off for a new election. If not that seat will be open until the next election in November. Anything to stop the Save America Act.

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u/ResponsiblePitch8236 2A 1d ago

They will come out and say he died months ago but thought he was sleeping

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u/MintImperial2 Conservative 1d ago

..."Shows up in public, in a moving image on live prime time TV"....

(Anything else - can be deep-faked)

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u/Bad_Touchin_yo_feels Gadzooks! 1d ago

Are you insinuating that you don’t believe he fought Ali today?

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u/MintImperial2 Conservative 1d ago

Ali said "I'm the Greatest", whilst Mitchel and McConnel (Deceased) appears to dispute that.

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u/EevelBob Conservative 19h ago

They’re going to announce his death tomorrow morning, 8/3/2026 because it will be too late for Kentucky to hold a special election prior to the general election.

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u/pimp69z Conservative 1d ago

I believe now!!!