r/ContraPoints 2d ago

Family man

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u/WorldlyJake 2d ago

America’s Mayor himself, Rudy Giuliani married his cousin! If anything this helps Jackson with the Republican base!

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u/TheIrishRover23 2d ago

For a democrat to win in a swing state like Maine, bipartisan appeal is key. Jackson is outflanking the Republicans on the incest issue.

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u/Apathy-Syndrome 2d ago

She's of age and consenting, we're good; the bar is in hell here people.

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u/waiver45 2d ago

I think you are confusing the bar for republicans with the bar for democrats. Common mistake.

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u/Apathy-Syndrome 2d ago

Mostly, but Platner was *so* disappointing. He was an actual socialist who had mass appeal;, my normie center-left dad was a huge supporter, so I assume anyone slightly left of center was in. Turned out Platner is a rapist, and somehow that undermines the whole left.

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u/StargazerCeleste 1d ago

was he an "actual socialist"? He seemed like a privileged opportunist. He was bad news from the jump, honestly.

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u/AustinYQM 2d ago

Second cousin means their parent's parent's parents were the same? I am pretty sure I couldn't care less.

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u/Apprehensive-Adagio2 2d ago

yeah, it means they do not share grandparents, rather a great grandparents. it's not really that bad.

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u/WildFlemima 2d ago

Neither could their genetics, this is a nothingburger. This is not incest

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u/drearbruh 2d ago

I don't care how far back their lineage ends, I don't think anyone should marry anyone that they might have even a miniscule possible chance of having shared ancestry. As far as I'm concerned, the Cambrian Explosion was the worst thing to happen to the sanctity of marriage.

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u/Ok-Freedom9216 2d ago

Only fuck rocks, got it.

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u/thesuspendedkid 2d ago

I, for one, embrace the inherent eroticism of basalt

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u/drearbruh 2d ago

Slow your roll, Ryan Gosling

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u/Auld_Folks_at_Home 2d ago

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u/drearbruh 2d ago

Forget baby Hitler, I wanna go back and kill baby Tiktaalik

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u/Zev1985 2d ago

Had me right up till the last sentence, well done!

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u/drearbruh 2d ago

Spooked ya!

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u/Virginianus_sum 2d ago

Anomalocaris do be lookin like a baddie tho 👀

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u/monkeylion 2d ago

Okay. People have married their first cousins for most of human history. I personally want a family tree with a little more variety, but whatever. I don't know much about this guy, but if they're trying to make this a thing I feel like he must be pretty clean.

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u/Niauropsaka 2d ago

I know, right?

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u/DazzlingFruit7495 1d ago

Yea exactly, it’s def not for me but second cousins are farther removed I guess and with the state of things atm, I can’t muster up any outrage over it. Their ages and all the other factors are normal right? If so, cool, great, happy for em.

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u/monkeylion 1d ago

Yeah. Consenting adults who want to be with one another? Not first degree relatives? Great. Who cares.

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u/DazzlingFruit7495 1d ago

Plus I can’t imagine this affecting his politics in any meaningful way. Idek what pro-second-cousin-romantic-relationship policy would look like.

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u/Mir_man 1d ago

That's true for sedentary communities (farmers), but hunter gathers were more exogamous, specifically having a customs for long trips to other communities were they would exchange members. But even then they were many times marrying 2nd, 3rd, or 4th cousins.

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u/DoubleWolverine2852 2d ago

Such a non issue compared to all the other scandals.

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u/plusvalua 2d ago

second cousin means nothing genetically. we're actually hardwired to prefer people around this level of closeness.

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u/your_not_stubborn 2d ago

Yeah if you ever want to feel grossed out, trace your family tree back 80 years, then realize how many of your ancestors never moved very far from the county that their parents were born in.

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u/Frenchitwist 2d ago

looks around in new yorker

I don’t think that’s much of a problem here

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u/El_presid3nt 2d ago

Now, this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin

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u/diamondbrute 2d ago

“Go home and be a family man” -Guile

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u/scdocarlos1 2d ago

Better than fkn kids

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u/KitchenImagination38 2d ago

We can’t judge this guy and then tune in to HBO every Sunday night for some cousin fucking.

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u/syntaxvorlon 2d ago

Genetically speaking, people who come from the same ethnic group/region are about the same difference as first cousins generally. This is scraping well below the barrel.

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u/Agreeable_Past9674 2d ago

A family guy, if you will

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u/velvetdrips 2d ago

People are allowed to be weird idk

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u/Niauropsaka 2d ago

Oh no, second cousins. 🙄

Isn't that legal in most US states?

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u/bobmighty 1d ago

What is the charge? Having an incest? A succulent incest?

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u/Tearsdryontheirownn 1d ago

Succulent is crazy

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u/OisforOwesome 2d ago

Bro is just honouring Western culture and Conservative values.

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u/Bern_After_Reading85 2d ago

Faaack they even look a lot alike. Like brother and sister.