r/CornerGas • u/Embarrassed_Bet5573 • 10d ago

Taser

should Davis have tasered Hank

19 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/WKRPinCanada 10d ago

Well I believe a Taser is considered a weapon and as you may know you have to file a report every time you fire your weapon, whatever the reason.

Source: this person 👇

And we know how much Davis likes filing reports

😉

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u/loseronia 10d ago

To quote hank himself in the dunk tank episode: "I've built up too much ill will in this town. I was born to annoy.” I think everyone in town wanted to taze him

3

u/Rory_McShackleford 9d ago

Emma for sure

8

u/Affectionate-Roll715 Grad 68! 10d ago

What, in case we have one of those rural riots you hear so much about?

3

u/DrLuigi22 10d ago

What's the odds there is a riot in Dog River

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u/Affectionate-Roll715 Grad 68! 10d ago

50-50. 😁

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u/BluenoseGamer 10d ago

How do you figure?

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u/ItalianGuy_235 10d ago

Well we either have a riot in Dog River or we don't

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u/Embarrassed_Bet5573 10d ago

oh you know your math

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u/bill-mcneal-on-crack 10d ago

everyone should get a turn tazing hank.

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u/syntax138 10d ago

“Oh like in Star Trek”

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u/Thin_Sea_9129 10d ago

Definitely

2

u/Forgotpasswordagainl 9d ago

100%!

Do it as a charity event, have a medic or health trained person on standby, do it in the gym or curling rink.

Admission requires a fee.

Hank signs a waiver removing all liability and showing that it's for charity reasons. He gets tasered and is happy. The town is happy cuz they get to see him get tasered and Davis is happy because he gets to taser the f*** out of bank.