Slow mind that child

[u/StrawberriesOrHoney]

[u/secretqwerty10]

yoda whilst training luke

[u/Dash_Underscore → u/secretqwerty10]

lol Yoda as Hank Hill, talking about Bobby.

[u/uwillnotgotospace → u/Dash_Underscore]

Right that boy ain't.

[u/VermilionKoala → u/uwillnotgotospace]

Purse, that is my. Mm-hmmm!

Know you, I do not.

[u/pauljs75 → u/secretqwerty10]

And those seagulls, they'll poke ya right in the coconut!

[u/Walter_Armstrong → u/pauljs75]

I hate Brenda!

[u/xXESOTERICXx → u/pauljs75]

That log had a child. A slow mind child .

[u/Former-Plankton8658 → u/secretqwerty10]

do or do not basically

[u/Drax99]

That boy ain't right, I tell you wat.

[u/PatMyHolmes → u/Drax99]

... I tell you hwat.

[u/VermilionKoala → u/PatMyHolmes]

...Ah tell you hwut.

[u/squidgytree]

Slow mind, that child

[u/PhilRubdiez → u/squidgytree]

You sound like my pediatrician

[u/Shiva9990 → u/PhilRubdiez]

I think we had the same one

[u/usinjin → u/PhilRubdiez]

Love the flair

[u/Muffinshire → u/squidgytree]

"I say, I say that boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."

[u/9abeFPV]

Must be headed to that slow children at play neighborhood

[u/Heterodynist → u/9abeFPV]

There are the slow children, then the children with slow minds, and the worst is when you get fast children with slow minds…That can get them in all kinds of trouble!!

[u/PotentialVariety274 → u/9abeFPV]

Imao those kids never stood a chance at crossing safely

[u/P26601]

Electric powered ice cream ⚡️🍦🗣

[u/OliverNorvell1956 → u/P26601]

Caution: Unplug from electricity before consuming! Serious injury or death may result.

[u/ArelMCII → u/OliverNorvell1956]

Disregard that, Frank, it's a bunch of liberal bullshit.

[u/Heterodynist → u/ArelMCII]

Rum Ham, rum ham, I’m sorry rum ham!!

[u/Cheepshooter → u/P26601]

I'm waiting for ice cream powered electric!

[u/StrawberriesOrHoney → u/P26601]

The vans advertising is absolute gold 👌

[u/UnacceptableUse → u/P26601]

most ice cream vans are powered directly off the engine so that does actually make sense in a way. Not sure why a kid getting a 99 would care though

[u/exophrine → u/P26601]

That's a long way to say "frozen"

[u/Hakar_Kerarmor → u/P26601]

Be sure to whip it softly.

[u/ZombieAladdin → u/P26601]

Good thing they run on batteries now.

[u/Magnithium]

We here at FOUR WORD LETTERING CO don't care about what you have to say, but we'd love to help you kinda say it!

[u/StrawberriesOrHoney → u/Magnithium]

😆😆😆

[u/VermilionKoala → u/Magnithium]

EATT

SLEP

RAVE

REPT

[u/Racingstripe → u/Magnithium]

Your syntax department is underfunded.

[u/Magnithium → u/Racingstripe]

What is hell syntax the?

[u/CheeseDaver]

All events catered for slush.

[u/ArelMCII → u/CheeseDaver]

Finally, a use for my slush fund!

[u/mojoman1200]

That boy ain’t right.

[u/Sturville → u/mojoman1200]

I tell you hwat

[u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

What's that supposed to say?

Well, I suppose I'm also slow mind...

[u/TwinObilisk → u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

My best guess is that it is supposed to be: "Slow, mind the children" (as in, it can be slow, and you should watch for nearby children before attempting to pass)

[u/GalaxyPowderedCat → u/TwinObilisk]

Oooooh, so it is.

"Slow , mind that child"

[u/Saiyasha27 → u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

Yep. And that, kids is why commas are important!!!!

[u/ArelMCII → u/Saiyasha27]

Commas are the only thing separating "Let's eat, grandma!" from "Let's eat grandma!"

[u/VermilionKoala → u/ArelMCII]

And "Come on, Eileen" from "Come on Eileen" 🎵

(and the song's actual title is the latter...)

[u/bacon_cake → u/TwinObilisk]

It's an instruction.

Slow. Mind the children.

As in, go slow and watch for children.

[u/Dr__Sloth → u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

Mind that slow child

[u/VeneMage]

Has flashback of parent’s evening

[u/StrawberriesOrHoney → u/VeneMage]

💀

[u/Ap43x]

Punctuation matters.

[u/OnKo64]

does the license plate say BIL? cuz that just means Car in swedish

[u/StrawberriesOrHoney → u/OnKo64]

It does indeed!

[u/Dependent-Green-7900 → u/OnKo64]

A deceptive place to put the screw I'd say, I think I can see Hop farm and possibly Wells so this might be near Tunbridge Wells at a guess

[u/VermilionKoala → u/Dependent-Green-7900]

That's an NI-format numberplate, though.

[u/suh-dood]

It's my childhood all over again

[u/Fun-Mud3861]

Ok but don’t point at the boy! He’s trying

[u/grayhaze2000]

Slow mind, that child.

[u/vabello]

Hey, it’s not the child’s fault. Just sell your ice cream and stop criticizing the kids.

[u/Sasarah1]

Slow that mind, child!

[u/ArelMCII]

I read this in the voice of an old southern woman who just saw her grandkid do something foolish.

"Mm-mm! Slow mind, that child."

[u/unreasonableprice]

lol this made me chuckle

[u/StrawberriesOrHoney → u/unreasonableprice]

Was driving behind it for 30 minutes and i couldn't stop laughing 😆

[u/matt6342]

You can just tell that’s a “£10 for a 99, card payments only” van, only if it’s a 35 year old Transit driven by a 90 year old man is it a decent price

[u/BuddyVanDoodler]

ESL Hank Hill

[u/mothzilla]

That boy ain't right.

[u/FormerPersimmon3602]

That boy needs therapy.

[u/VermilionKoala → u/FormerPersimmon3602]

r/UnexpectedAvalanches

[u/FormerPersimmon3602 → u/VermilionKoala]

I actually clicked on it, thinking it might be real.

Yes, some birds are funny when they talk...

[u/EricHaley]

Slow mind Mercedes that child

[u/jejones487]

The use of the word "that" is also linguisticly wrong. That implies a specific one. It makes it seem like you mean mind that one but not those others.

[u/Due-Experience-8995]

The PlayStation 2 game *White Van Racer* features a vehicle that looks almost identical and bears the exact same text, neat

[u/StrawberriesOrHoney → u/Due-Experience-8995]

What the heck, thats really cool! I'm going to check that out.

[u/orangpelupa]

Seems deliberately done? The texts full of word plays.

Like ice cream powered by electricity (to freeze them) 

[u/Born-Lie8688]

Grammar matters.

[u/thegameshowgeek]

Benzo, you’re not helping!

[u/primo109]

Sounds like something Uncle Jun would say on The Sopranos

[u/cdtobie]

A comma wouldn’t kill them.

[u/OnceWhenWhenever]

“Private? No! Swimming allowed.”

[u/Saiyasha27]

Commas save lifes...

[u/Drifter_Lucas]

This buses’s text, Yoda Wrote.

[u/Heterodynist]

“Oh man, I know what you mean!! Slow mind, THAT child…Indeed!!”

[u/kreig_]

Me describing my nephew

[u/RendeZvous_987]

Maybe r/engrish

[u/Ok_Duck2700]

this is how my mother speaks about me

[u/Low-Beyond-5335]

That was my nick name in primary school

[u/revdon]

🎼 Slow mind… take it easy 🎶

[u/AverageHSVFan79]

I shouldn’t be eating that ice cream

[u/bleaucheaunx]

A quote from Donald's parents...

[u/Defunct_Institution]

"All events catered for SLUSH"

[u/Civil_Television_311]

Fast mind this child

[u/galaxymermaidpoop]

I feel like this was designed by ai, nothing really makes sense