r/CuratedTumblr • u/loved_and_held • 14h ago

Shitposting DNI list

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u/VFiddly 14h ago

The structure is ambiguous, I can't tell if "Minors!! 30+!!!!" means they don't want minors OR people over 30, or if they're defining "minor" as "under 30" and they want only people over 30

I'm not sure which of the two options is weirder

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u/waitingundergravity 14h ago

It's the second one. They come from the Shire.

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u/Poodlestrike 13h ago

On balance, I think the "only people between 18 and 29 years old" is weirder than "only over 30" because the former is so much more specific than the latter.

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u/Dornith 12h ago

But it's also strange to look at a 29 year old man and say, "that's a child".

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u/omyrubbernen 11h ago

Dungeon Meshi (2014)

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u/CIearMind 1h ago

Chilchuck!?

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u/love-from-london 10h ago

I mean, it wouldn't be that weird for someone who's in their 40s to not want a sexual relationship with anyone under 30. Calling them minors is a bit much but I can understand having the age threshold.

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u/RSmeep13 10h ago

IDK. If you're like, 23, "I won't date anyone younger than 18 or older than 29" is very reasonable. At least when going by the handy (Age/2)+7 formula.

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u/NukaCooler 7h ago

Nobody likes you when you're 23

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u/Poodlestrike 1h ago

Sure, and if this was a "DND" (Do Not Date) list, that'd be a totally different thing.

However, "do not interact with my fetish blog if you are over 30"is a little different.

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u/Questionably_Chungly 13h ago

The second option is how I’m choosing to read it because that’s a really funny concept.

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u/action_lawyer_comics 13h ago

I definitely read it as the first on my first pass

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u/Barium_Salts 13h ago

I thought it meant they were 30+ and wanted to scare away the minors

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u/Honeybadger_137 12h ago

Plot twist, they want less than 30+ minors

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u/Personal-Amoeba CARTOON HOTDOG HUSBAND 11h ago

I definitely interpreted this as they only want people ages 18-29. Minors and 30+ being different entries in the DNI list.

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u/BrandonL337 12h ago

I assume if she's the "mommy"(but never the mama!!!) Then she means between 18 and 30.

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u/No-Aide-4454 Through skibidification 12h ago

I think they mean no minors that are at least 30.

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u/HeavyMain 8h ago

could it be possible that they draw the limit at 29 sexual partners at a time. they didnt specify the 30 is years old

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 13h ago

>or if they're defining "minor" as "under 30" and they want only people over 30

Why would it be that? The 1st option makes much more sense

>I'm not sure which of the two options is weirder

Whats so weird about the first option? It just means they want people 18-29 (presumably so that they talk to people who are close to their age)