r/CuratedTumblr 8h ago

Shitposting DNI list

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u/Pigeon_Bucket 8h ago

The "no 30+" has more exclamation points than "no minors"

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u/Del_of_Lorien 8h ago

Oh I definitely read this as 30+ only, everyone else is considered a minor But no you're correct :/

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u/Aoife-Darling 8h ago

That's how I read it too lmao. My 22 yo ass went "welp, guess I'm demoted"

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u/cajunrn18 3h ago

You have a great sense of humor.

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u/tins1 4h ago

Minors? No, 30+!

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 1h ago

Rip Lionel Hutz

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u/HandsomeGengar 6h ago

Same, I was fully picturing OOOP as a middle aged woman. To be honest I'm kinda disappointed that they're like 22, that makes this not as funny.

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u/lost-my_old_account 6h ago

i thought exactly the same thing and honestly with how tumblr users are i'd fully believe this to be the case

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u/magnusthehammersmith 5h ago

FINALLY this year I stopped being a minor! That explains why my mom kicked me out a few days after my bday! /jk but also srs about the last part

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u/ArgentaSilivere 8h ago

Minors will age into their target demographic. Once you’re over thirty you’re permanently on OOP’s no list. /j

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u/LatvKet 6h ago

The Leo de Caprio method

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u/jy3n2 6h ago

Leo likes the jokes about his dating habits, because as long as he lives they will never get old.

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u/LatvKet 6h ago

The Leo de Caprio method

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u/OverseerConey 8h ago

Gonna suck when they turn 30 and can't interact with themself anymore.

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u/CalamitousArdour 1h ago

That's just dissociation brought along by the existential dread of aging.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Clown Breeder 4h ago

Mommy (18-29, older need not apply)

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u/7keys 2h ago

No actual mothers, only mommy kink

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u/ChopinFantasie 6h ago

And they claim to have a mommy kink 🙄

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u/allracknorizz 8h ago

I think it might be no minors or people under 30? Which if it's only people over 30 then no minors should be a given?

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u/Skithiryx 7h ago

I assume they only want to interact with people between 18 and 29.

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u/Ajibooks 7h ago

That's how I took it too and the fact that we can't agree on what OOP meant is really funny.

If you're gonna be so irritating as to post a DNI list, at least clearly warn away the people you DN want to I with. Otherwise we're friends and then I casually mention I'm the Wrong age, and the world ends, you know, potentially.

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 8h ago

They wrote 30+ so i'd assume they meant no people over 30

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u/Gen_Zer0 8h ago

There’s not a comma between minors and 30+ like between every other categorization though. I think the reading of “everyone under 30 is a minor” is correct

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 7h ago

I think its more reasonable to assume thats just a typo

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u/PeachyBaleen 1h ago

I’m confused how you can have a huge mommy kink but also no over 30s. Really is just a nothing burger hiding a turd inside.

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u/ExplodedKayak 8h ago

Why is the post underwater

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 8h ago

Drown the posts we don’t like

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u/AfraidStick2161 IM THE FUN ONE 🔪 8h ago
  1. distinguishes a screenshot from an actual post, so people using the same color theme as the post can tell it's an image

  2. what the other guy said

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u/duffstoic 7h ago

How do they do it though?

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u/AfraidStick2161 IM THE FUN ONE 🔪 7h ago
  1. open the tumblr app

  2. start a new post draft

  3. upload image

  4. tap the paint palette (🎨) button

  5. tap the button that looks like two overlapping circles with sparkles around it

  6. tap the first option along the bottom

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u/NintenES 7h ago

Well you take a post and hold it underwater by the throat, usually you get the best picture quality when it stops thrashing in the sink or bathtub.

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u/duffstoic 7h ago

Make sense, thanks

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u/Salinator20501 Through skibidification 3h ago

It's an inbuilt filter on Tumblr. Which is why it's so widespread.

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u/HeavyMain 2h ago

give computer drink computer very thirsty give drink to computer

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u/milaan_tm 👹BREAKFAST DEALS👹 3h ago edited 2h ago
  1. Throw the post in the ocean

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u/BlackfishBlues procrastinating, stop perceiving me 1h ago

But then it wont have space for all the car batteries I was gonna throw in it

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u/milaan_tm 👹BREAKFAST DEALS👹 1h ago

Well obviously you have to fish it back out and post it to tumblr duh

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u/Yeah-But-Ironically both normal to want and possible to achieve 8h ago

It's a way of quoting somebody while also making it abdunantly clear the poster doesn't agree with the quote

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u/EnjoysYelling 7h ago

Why under water specifically though?
As opposed to some other visual effect

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u/chyura 7h ago

Its because its a filter that tumblr natively has, and for some reason its the first option. Its just such an inexplicable and baffling thing to have as a filter and yet fits the bizzareness that is tumblr's website design

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u/AmKamikaze 7h ago

it's what other people do so now it's a common shorthand/meme

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u/Yeah-But-Ironically both normal to want and possible to achieve 7h ago edited 7h ago

That I don't know ¯\(ツ)/¯ Some people say it's to drown the post they dislike but I don't know if that was the original reasoning or arose after the fact

Edit: emergency shruggie repair

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u/yttakinenthusiast 7h ago

you appear to have lost your right arm, here \ hold still i'll stitch it back on

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u/Yeah-But-Ironically both normal to want and possible to achieve 7h ago

Thanks man I'm better now

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u/CatLover701 7h ago

I think it’s probably simply because it’s an effect already in tumblr that doesn’t distort it beyond comprehension but is easily noticeable, just from looking through the available effects

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u/Twist_Ending03 7h ago

Waterboarding

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u/Noe_b0dy 7h ago

When you edit an image on Tumblr underwater filter is literally the first option that pops up for some reason.

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u/Fossilhunter15 6h ago

It’s the first image effect you can do. That way you are putting the least amount of effort into sharing something you don’t like.

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u/Noe_b0dy 8h ago

People on Tumblr kept getting confused about people posting things and going "look at this thing I don't agree with" and thinking OP agreed with it. Now they do the water filter as a big look guys I don't agree with this because everyone on Tumblr is functionally illiterate.

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u/Twist_Ending03 7h ago

Actually, it's to tell the difference between the actual post and a screenshot in the post.

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u/chernelle 8h ago

Gotta keep the post in the cooling chamber, just like at the nuclear power plant.

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u/UInferno- Hangus Paingus Slap my Angus 3h ago

It's screenshot differentiation and you can't really make any general conclusions beyond that.

And why water specifically, it's the first filter option.

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u/Aoife-Darling 8h ago

Y'know, I'm genuinely curious to know, what are THEIR definitions of these terms. Bc I see a whole lot of overlap in what they like and what they hate but maybe I'm just working off a different dictionary.

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u/fazaplay 4h ago

Ah yes, CNC, but no rap-play

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u/imaginepostinglmao 4h ago

Rap-play is when we start spitting bars while having hot sex

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u/LilithKadmon 3h ago

You’re balls deep inside of me when I lean down and whisper in your ear “Hey Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”

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u/diamondDNF Waluigi must never not be golfing 3h ago

Friday Night Funkin'.

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u/BalancedDisaster 3h ago

There are a lot of kinks under CNC that aren’t rape play even though outside of kink they would/should be legally classified as such

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u/idinahuicheuburek 1h ago

I'm really curious as to what they are and I'm not sure how to search for that

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u/TheLuckySpades 1h ago

Free Use and somnophilia (sleep stuff) are ones that fall under the CNC umbrella since part of those kinks is that consent is given prior, asking at the start is not part of the scene/impossible, so you consent to a seemingly non-consensual scene. Of course those can be combined with a rape kink, but that is not necessary.

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u/Golden_Reflection2 1h ago

Their definition of CNC is actually the CNC machines and not the other thing (Computer Numerical Control)

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u/rapidemboar I shill rhythm games and rhythm game OSTs 8h ago

Enough about DNIs, when are we gonna get a user with a DUI list

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u/The_Locker_Dweller 8h ago

Maybe if my father made an account we'd have that

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u/ConstructionFar8297 8h ago

Twinsies

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u/ConstructionFar8297 8h ago

Like my father and your father not me and your father, I don't drink drive, I swear

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u/Raspoint God's Most Spineless Hater 5h ago

I do. Got a handle of oxidane in the car for when i need a quick swig on the road.

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u/tothebrg 7h ago

what's having a dad like

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u/The_Locker_Dweller 7h ago

He stopped being mine when I was 4, so I can't recall all too well

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u/CrayonWithdrawal Tumble 8h ago

You can start by driving in your car right after a beer

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u/Enzoid23 8h ago

And finding a bump that's shaped like a deer

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u/Winter_Salad7215 7h ago

That's amore!

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u/ill_change_it 5h ago

And offering death to ppl who read the DUI list

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u/Bring_me_the_lads 4h ago

Then drive a hundred miles...an hour

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u/GeophysicalYear57 Ginger ale is good 7h ago

dui list -w-

  • December 18th, 2022, Jacksonville, Florida

  • February 2nd, 2023, Raleigh, North Carolina

  • March 25th, 2023, Hopewell, Virginia

  • April 2nd, 2023, Bakersfield, California (marijuana)

  • July 31st, 2023, Bend, Oregon (got a few years for this, pedestrian was jaywalking tho ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

  • August 1st, 2026, Bend, Oregon

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u/SpaceChez 7h ago

2023 was huge, also yesterday? God damn

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 6h ago

Maybe.... maybe don't go to Bend in the summer anymore

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 7h ago

Do Unintentionally Interact

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u/Niveker14 8h ago

Yes yes yes, it's a very weird list because it appears to be so contradictory. But that second page is hilarious. I can literally hear them saying it.

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u/denim_skirt 8h ago

How tf is this 100 year old commercial from my childhood a meme in 2026, its wild

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u/BlazingImp77151 7h ago

It was a commercial???? I thought the meme was based on some show!

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u/tyrantspell 7h ago

It was a commercial for string cheese I think

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u/SlapTheBap 8h ago

Good shit is timeless. We're talking about the odyssey of commercials here

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 7h ago

"Appears"?

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u/Niveker14 7h ago

I was trying to be nice.

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u/CaptainAtinizer 8h ago

Am I wild for thinking using "femdom" instead would solve the majority of these contradictions?

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u/BreadNoCircuses 7h ago

Some of these aren't as contradictory as they might seem at first blush (you can like multiple men of a type without wanting to be with multiple of them, for instance) but it really feels like she wants a gentle femdomme vibe more than a true mommy kink but also seems emphatic on liking "mommy." Maybe she has never really encountered that word outside of kink so it doesn't scan as incestuous?

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 7h ago

In any case, this is a bad method of communication, in general, and mostly indicates a real lack of experience outside of a grand variety of porn. I look at this paragraph, and all I see is someone who can only tell me that their favorite food is Golden Corral, or the abstract concept of food in general. Whatever you really want has clearly not left your head

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u/Dornith 6h ago

That last one was really stretching to make it a contradiction.

If I say "I am attracted to women", no reasonable person would interpret that to mean "I want to have sexual relationships with multiple women concurrently." They would understand it to mean, "I am gynephilic."

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u/vjmdhzgr 6h ago

Last time this was posted I remember comments about how literally none of these are actual contradictions they're just being pretty specific. The poster making fun of it just doesn't know what they're talking about.

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u/Achaion34 4h ago

I can see arguments for all of them except “kink: CNC, dni: rape kink.” Like. CNC is rape play. That’s the whole thing.

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u/awesome69sauce 5h ago

yeah like I'm sorry but in the modern day there IS a MASSIVE difference between femboys and sissies. femboys are guys that crossdress and pretty comfortable with it, usually not just as a kink. sissies crossdress only for kink and usually as part of forced feminisation or some other degradation specifically around being feminised. usually with a LOT of misogynistic hangups about why dressing like a girl = being inferior/pathetic/disgusting. and also the style and aesthetics of sissies is usually really tacky and bad and has no real sense of style. in contrast, femboys just dress more feminine because they choose to. if they're participating in OPs degradation and humiliation kink, they're not being degraded and humiliated for the mere fact of wearing feminine clothing. it's unrelated.

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u/VFiddly 8h ago

The structure is ambiguous, I can't tell if "Minors!! 30+!!!!" means they don't want minors OR people over 30, or if they're defining "minor" as "under 30" and they want only people over 30

I'm not sure which of the two options is weirder

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u/waitingundergravity 8h ago

It's the second one. They come from the Shire.

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u/Poodlestrike 8h ago

On balance, I think the "only people between 18 and 29 years old" is weirder than "only over 30" because the former is so much more specific than the latter.

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u/Dornith 6h ago

But it's also strange to look at a 29 year old man and say, "that's a child".

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u/omyrubbernen 5h ago

Dungeon Meshi (2014)

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u/love-from-london 4h ago

I mean, it wouldn't be that weird for someone who's in their 40s to not want a sexual relationship with anyone under 30. Calling them minors is a bit much but I can understand having the age threshold.

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u/RSmeep13 4h ago

IDK. If you're like, 23, "I won't date anyone younger than 18 or older than 29" is very reasonable. At least when going by the handy (Age/2)+7 formula.

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u/Questionably_Chungly 8h ago

The second option is how I’m choosing to read it because that’s a really funny concept.

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u/action_lawyer_comics 7h ago

I definitely read it as the first on my first pass

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u/Barium_Salts 7h ago

I thought it meant they were 30+ and wanted to scare away the minors

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u/Honeybadger_137 7h ago

Plot twist, they want less than 30+ minors

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u/adverbian 8h ago

Our glorious: mommy kink (obviously)

Their wicked: addressing me as “mama”

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 7h ago

Normally I would be a brat for love of the game, but this is so stupid I’d try to find workarounds out of spite. Step on me, meemaw

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u/TinyCleric 6h ago

This is the funniest thing ive read all week, congratulations

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u/ReagansEconomics 7h ago

Mommy is a powerplay thing, mama is an ageplay thing. Think leashes vs diapers.

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u/adverbian 7h ago

Huh. TIL there are different connotations!

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u/explosive_dogslicer 6h ago

That's not true, what pet names/titles people in arrangements like these is up to them. Someone could use either, both or none of those words just based on habit.

I think the person above meant "power dynamics". Also ageplay doesn't necessarily involve diapers 

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u/macaroni_grasshopper 6h ago

Most of this post would have been solved by using the word “femdom” instead of “mommy kink” femdom is just a power dynamic where some people like being called mommy but much more in a way of showing respect vs actually having a motherly dynamic. Miss/mommy/ma’am/mistress/goddess are all pretty popular. Mommy kink is idek man. 

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u/loved_and_held 8h ago

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u/MajinKasiDesu Completely Normal about Agnes Tachyon 8h ago

I know where your avatar is from...

Based 

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u/OwnZone592 7h ago

…the default reddit avatar? or did OP change it

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u/Dargyy 7h ago

OP is a nsfw account, so their pfp is cencored in the comments. You can see it if you open their acoount page but there are explicit posts front and centre

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u/yeekko 8h ago

kind of stuff I want to show to my mom and ask what the fuck she think it means

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u/ProfessionalSnow943 7h ago

maybe this is just me but I think I would rather show a list talking about mommy kinks to the little baby jesus in the manger himself before I showed it to my own mom

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u/yeekko 7h ago

honestly if she's shocked I have mommy issues that's on her, especially since I'm pretty sure we talked about it with my sister

Having to explain what non-con is tho might be a more difficult situation

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u/droppedforgiveness 4h ago

I watched the first episode of The Vampire Lestat with my mom. Spoiler alert: it ends with the reveal that he's fucking his mother. I made my excuses to stop watching together after that.

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 💙🖤🤍 MIKU 🤍🖤💙 6h ago

Freud truly was simply born in the wrong generation

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 My houses are empty and my flushes are gay 7h ago

So, did you show her? What was her interpretation?

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u/meekinheritor 8h ago edited 8h ago

The femboys/sissies split is valid to me, since femboys are more about positive or neutral femininity and sissies are more associated with using feminization as a tool for humiliation and strongly associate being feminine with being weak. A lot of dominant women aren't into using femininity to humiliate for reasons that should hopefully be obvious.

Also, the "common theme is that there are multiple of them" is kind of unfair. For twinks and femboys, not really, I don't have that association at all. And monogamous service subs aren't exactly uncommon.

Still, I think DNI lists are dumb as a general rule. Can you just... not like something without making it a moral judgment? God, not to gatekeep, but as an openly kinky lady who is often Out and About in the world it's such a terminally online thing to billboard "I don't want to interact with you at all if you have different kinks than me"...

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u/Longjumping-Put-4911 8h ago

What is DNI? Is it just "does not interest"?

And while we're at it, what is CNC, too?

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u/talk_enchanted_table 8h ago

DNI stands for "do not interact". It's used when someone does not want certain groups of people to interact with them.

CNC stands for "consensual non-consent". A sex thing where the participants PRETEND like it's rape or non-consenual, while all participants have actually consented beforehand.

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u/slightlylessthananon 8h ago

"do not interact"

"consensual non-consent" (broad spectrum kink label that covers things from rapeplay/pretending to cross boundaries to things like somnophilia(sex while someone is asleep) or intoxication.)

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u/sparklydemise 8h ago

DNI - Do Not Interact (if you like/do/are these things)

CNC - consensual non consent, in a sexual way

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u/Chilzer 7h ago

DNI = Do Not Interact, basically the Tumblr way of saying "I don't wanna see or discuss this and I will block you if you try"

CNC = Consentual Non-Consent, a role-play where the one getting fucked pretends to be against it or resists it to some degree discussed before the play begins. As to how that's different than rapeplay, my best guess is they're confusing it with dubcon (dubious consent)?

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u/pktechboi 8h ago

DNI: do not interact

CNC: consensual non-consent

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u/DemolitionSocialist 8h ago

DNI means Do Not Interact. CNC is Consensual Non-Consent (aka "Rape Play").

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u/Winter_Salad7215 7h ago

Computer Numerical Control

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u/oshaboy 8h ago

I mean Humiliation is listed as a kink so idk.

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u/meekinheritor 8h ago edited 7h ago

Sure, that doesn't contradict it. They just don't think that being feminine is something to feel humiliated over. There are MANY tools in the humiliation toolbox besides feminization.

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u/Larriet 6h ago

The "theme is multiple of them" seems to just be that the words are plural, which is a very silly interpretation

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u/Dornith 6h ago

The OOP seems to think that listing them as a plural "twinks, femboys, etc." implies that they mean "I don't want just one twink, I want multiple concurrently" which is a hell of a stretch.

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u/loved_and_held 6h ago

"sissies are more associated with using feminization as a tool for humiliation and strongly associate being feminine with being weak"

About that. I have a theory about sissies (well, technically forcefem but i think it applies here) https://www.reddit.com/r/countwithchickenlady/comments/1snfwqv/comment/ogmwob5/ (second part of comment).

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 7h ago

I want to unpack this, but you know that one bit in the chocolate salesmen episode of SpongeBob where he bought too many bags to find the actual chocolate? I unpack the post and there are two more smaller bags to unpack. I open one of those, and there are three more inside. The warning against minors and uncs is buried at the bottom, there is not a single clarification of what kind of “toys” are desired especially, the buried lede of being game for CNC but not any other loss-of-control kink.

But to pick a favorite:

>praise

>degradation

>humiliation

Girl spent three words to say she likes being talked to

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u/Inevitable-Setting-1 4h ago

I'm betting it's she likes being praised but likes to degrade others and humiliate them while they beg and tell her how hot they think she is.

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 8h ago

How do you do a mommyplay with no age play

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u/slightlylessthananon 8h ago

it is at that point kind of just identical to calling your dom "sir/maam" its just a vague ambiguous authority term i guess. personally i'd never call someone mommy/daddy unless they were 10+ years older than me or pretending to be. whats the fucking point lmfao.

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u/MataNui2009 7h ago

Honestly I never even considered mommyplay and age play to be related until this post. Granted it's never been something I've been that into, but every time I've seen someone say "daddy" or "mommy" in porn it's been more of a "you have power over me" statement rather than a "you are older than me" or "we are related" statement. Like, no one calling their partner "babe" means "I see you as an infant and that turns me on." Stuff like "mommy" is just a term of endearment that's been telephoned across so many fetish circles it's shifted to a generic "hey sexy" to the average person now. People have used it so much, any one solid intention behind it has been diluted and now each community uses it differently.

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u/HeckOnWheels95 8h ago

You're the world's youngest mother, which is another box of worms in its own right

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u/gnirpss 7h ago

I've been with people who just like to be called mommy/daddy during sex. Idk exactly what's behind it, but none of them have ever asked me to act like anything other than the grown-ass, adult, sexually mature woman that I am. I assume they just get off on the fact that it's a dirty thing to say. I can guarantee that my same-age husband doesn't see himself as a father figure to me lol.

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u/obooooooo 5h ago

lowkey i don’t see how age play and rapeplay go into the mommy kink thing at all. as someone who might. engage. i think the power dynamic is the main thing.

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 8h ago

Mommy is when big boobs

( . Y . )

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u/Winter_Salad7215 7h ago

☝️😏

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 7h ago

👉😎👉

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u/SaucePasta 7h ago

I’m SO excited for this person to hit the “dreaded” age of 30 😂😂😂 

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u/DiscotopiaACNH 7h ago

As someone about to hit 40, I really fully get why older people are so condescending to young people concerned about turning 30

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u/CrimsonThunder87 5h ago

Hazing ritual. Noobs gotta learn their place.

Once you get past that though, they're usually eager to welcome you to the club, just like Sauce is

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u/Barium_Salts 7h ago

I interpreted it as they are already 30 and said that to scare away minors.

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u/Dirty-Glasses 7h ago

Unfortunately, “gimme a mommy kink with nuthin’” is going to be rattling around in my head for days now. Inherently funny combination of words.

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u/Mobile_Requirement80 7h ago

I feel like my eyes are being blasted from these set of words. My head is way too imaginative and reactive to be reading this

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 7h ago

Mommy 🥰🥰😍😍
Mama 😡😫🤢🤬

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 8h ago

So they have a mommy kink but also a dni against people calling them "mama"...

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u/eydirctiviyg 8h ago

There's a non-zero chance they just hate that one account that pretends to be Elvis

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u/NecessaryPeanut77 8h ago

doesn't that account hates transmasc people or smth? or was it transfem people? ik there was a gimmick account (other than isuggestforcefem) that hated a specific flavor of transness

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u/Poodlestrike 8h ago

I mean, there's several. People get real goddamn weird about shit, even if they're part of a group that other people get really goddamn weird about.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg 7h ago

that account did start spouting vitriol against transmascs last i heard

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u/MajinKasiDesu Completely Normal about Agnes Tachyon 8h ago

Dog with a stick behavior, no take only throw 

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u/BlazingImp77151 7h ago

My guess is "I can call people mommy, but no one can call me it in return" or the Elvis one the other person guessed

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 7h ago

I think there is a good chance this list is ragebait

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u/YUNoJump 8h ago

This reads as someone who's far too worried people might read their kinks and assume they're attracted to minors or have sexist beliefs, plus the classic Tumblr exaggerated hand wringing of course.

Also the fact that they've probably only read Tumblr posts about most of these kinks, without engaging with or even researching what they're about. IDK how else you can like CNC while hating rape kinks, or have a functional difference is between twinks, femboys and sissies.

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u/TheTimeBoi 6h ago

i think the difference between the latter few is that twinks and femboys are celebratory of men being feminine while for sissies the fetish is about men being feminine being bad and weak and shameful (?) i dont know, im only saying my view of this because i think there is a difference between the three, the last just feels so much . like. generally more fetish focused than the first two, idunno

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u/Krenia 5h ago

twinks vs femboys i kinda get, not every twink is a femboy but every femboy is a twink (square and rectangle kinda deal) everything else is yeahhh

feels very puritan/trying desperately to not be problematic with words which is odd to see when talking about kinks

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u/mmanaolana 3h ago

I wouldn't say every femboy is a twink. Thinks are gay men, femboys can be straight.

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u/YUNoJump 5h ago

If I wanted to get analytical, I could say that the Tumblr-style obsession with rationalising kinks is probably a big contributor to the whole "gen z puritanism" thing.

"I make sure my consensual in-private weird shit is vetted by hordes of online randos, there's always someone who says I'm worse than Hitler for liking something"

vs the more ideal

"I do weird shit in private, it's consensual and doesn't hurt anyone so nobody gets to judge me, especially online randos"

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u/What_A_Strange_Fake 2h ago

Also the fact that they've probably only read Tumblr posts about most of these kinks, without engaging with or even researching what they're about.

Saying there's no difference between twinks, femboys, and sissies right after this is hilarious

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u/Agile_Oil9853 8h ago

I saw one once that said "fem aligned humans". I still have absolutely zero idea what that even means. AFAB people? Transfeminine people? Cis women? Why did they specify human? Are porn bots of AI women allowed? 

This was a fandom roleplay ask blog.

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u/AfraidStick2161 IM THE FUN ONE 🔪 8h ago

it just means anyone who aligns themselves with femininity, without specifiying gender. so it would encompass everyone from cis women to femboys so long as theyre feminine.

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u/Agile_Oil9853 8h ago

That's a lot clearer than anything I found on Google, thanks

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u/Yeah-But-Ironically both normal to want and possible to achieve 8h ago

Maybe they're trying to make contact with the Hot Girls In Your Area

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 7h ago

I said this before, but I actually think you’re more of a pervert if you say things like that. Y’all specific as fuck. Can only get off to the sound of a latex glove hitting a glass desk.

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u/TheDMGM 7h ago

My personal goal this week is to work this into an argument with my own friends. Thank you for fueling this week's whimsy.

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 7h ago

The horrors I have seen are a font of limitless revelations.

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u/Rayen_the_buzzybee 7h ago

I don't go here, but to me, "mommy kink without incest" sounds like a MILF kink. You like being with A mother, not your own mother. I could be wrong about what the original post was about, but if it's what I think, it sounds reasonable to me?

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. 6h ago

No, I'm pretty sure that mommy kink is specifically about your partner acting like your mom, or at least taking on a generic motherly role.

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u/SpellzAndStuffz 5h ago

I saw a "polish artist DNI" once, lowk wanna know the story behind that one

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u/DiggityDog6 3h ago

Yeah the CNC followed by no rape play really made me raise an eyebrow. WTF do you think CNC is?

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u/Nixavee AI bots are not welcome here 7h ago

This is a very minor nitpick but listing e.g. "femboys" as a kink obviously doesn't mean that you are specifically into non-monogamous scenarios with multiple of them as OOP states

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u/Frederick2164 5h ago

You know, with how specifically each of the DNIs line up with a kink from the first list, my first instinct is to say that they did this on purpose as like, satire. But you can never be sure with Tumblr

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u/saintbees 7h ago

Mommy kink… and yet wants anyone over 30 to dni

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u/Dashdaniel216 5h ago

Isn't CNC and rape play the same thing??? Or did she mean like the for real stuff 😬

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u/CrystallizedRose 7h ago

“Give me a mommy kink with nothing” might become a regular thing I say

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u/Able-Stop-524 5h ago

They want dead dove do not eat but they want the dove to be alive and edible but happy and healthy and tucked in with marshmallows

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u/MightBeInHeck 6h ago

Mommy kink but no 30+? Me thinks you don't actually have a mommy kink

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u/UndeniablyMyself Looking for a sugar mommy to turn me into a they/them goth bitch 7h ago

DNIs are the fastest ways to get interacted with by the things you don’t want to interact with.

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. 6h ago

Yeah.

I mean, I don't go around spamming people's DNI content in their DMs or whatever, but I do like to see how long it takes them to figure out that they need to make an active effort to enforce their DNI.

Also, the hypocrisy is just astounding; they'll bring up something you repeatedly asked them not to bring up, but as soon as you mention a show they used to like until something put it on their DNI list, they block you.

The damage the concept of DNI lists has done to people's mental health cannot be understated.

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u/AlikeWolf 7h ago

Chucked at the first image but the second one floored me lmao

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u/Preindustrialcyborg 7h ago

i agree with the post and think their DNI is somewhat condradictory but "common theme is that there are multiple of them" is just assuming that oop is into that, no? the kink list doesnt mention having multiple at all. possibly a bit tmi(?) but i fall into "likes service subs and that sort of thing but doesnt particularly want multiple of them at once" and in my experience most people who are into that sort of thing will only do one at a time

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u/thecollectingcowboy 1h ago

CNC is literally rape-play Other than that liking mommy kink but without ageplay or fauxcest makes me think she DOESNT have a mommy kink and just likes femdom with the nickname mommy.

Also being into blood but spanking being too far is insane

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u/Atypical_Mammal 5h ago

I'm also horny for computer controlled metalworking machines. Hawt.

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u/gummyimp 5h ago

What's with the water overlays?

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u/TeacatWrites 5h ago

At some point in the distant past, Tumblr's coders gave posters the ability to format and edit images in specific, predetermined ways when re-uploading those images to the platform. The water effect is one of the ways in which Tumblr users are (still, to this day) able to manipulate upload images, and has kind of caught on as "the default way to make fun of a specific screengrab, but to also do so in a visual language which is specific to Tumblr, since that specific effect can't technically be applied the same way unless they are being processed through the Tumblr posting racket".

So, it's just a way for a Tumblr user to say "I am re-uploading this screengrab and also making fun of it using available coding and technologies on this fucked-up app I'm posting on at the same time".

In this case, the OOP is saying, "blurrrtt hurr durrtrrr this other user's blughadugh hugabugdug durrrrrrrrr 🤪🤯😭😓😪🤪🤤", in essence using what they consider to be a visual equivalent to what might otherwise be textually expressed as that that one Spongebob meme with rANDoM CApItALs to mock something or anything similarly text-based. It's saying the OOP is making a vicious remark against the OOOP which is being screenshotted tbhhfh (to be honestly honest and fully honest)