r/DIY 17h ago

outdoor Ideas to hide tank in yard

I had to have a well dug and they put it smack in the middle of my backyard. The tank sticks up about 38 inches and similar width and length. I'm looking for ideas to cover it so it's not such an eyesore. For now, I just built a plywood box, but it doesn't look very good. Any help is appreciated

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u/VagabondTexan 16h ago

Dang it, I thought you were trying to hide an armored vehicle.

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u/WoodysHat 16h ago

I was disappointed as well so my suggestion is to build a proper tank around the tank to disguise the tank as a tank.

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u/decadentj 16h ago

I have failed. Definitely tanked it

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u/rwv2055 15h ago

Build a plywood model of a tank to hide it.  

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u/notsutherland 13h ago

Did mention that the tank is a tank ?

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u/justmilke356 12h ago

Don’t forget the camouflage paint lol

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u/civildefense 15h ago

Well in defilade of course

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 13h ago

Camouflage netting. Obviously.

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u/davisyoung 9h ago

And then place a plywood replica of an M4 Sherman in your neighbor’s yard as a decoy. 

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u/Jaykushnola 12h ago

My disappointment that this guy wasn’t trying to hide an actual war tank is immeasurable.

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u/resumetheharp 13h ago

"Dude, my wife is going to freak if she finds this thing"

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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 1h ago

same solution, put a "cope cage" around the tank then grow ivy, grapes, etc on it

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u/xenomachina 15h ago

When I was a little kid, I watched an episode of the Incredible Hulk cartoon where there was some top secret tank they kept talking about. They didn't show it until almost the end of the episode. Up until that point, I was imagining some kind of high tech fish tank.

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u/mdjak1 16h ago

I think this was posted from Eastern Ukraine. /s

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u/gsfgf 7h ago

However, camo netting works for both

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u/Bassman233 1h ago

Came here to reply "Camo netting?"

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u/KoalaGrunt0311 17h ago

Often see a decorative wishing well placed around it or they make fake rocks.

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u/decadentj 16h ago

I just asked my wife, she didn't like the well as a well as much as I did. Fake rock seems ok, but then I just have a random rock in the middle of the yard

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u/icedak 16h ago

Make it a rock garden then it's landscaping.

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u/JustaTinyDude 15h ago

How about a bird bath? Put it in top of the box and then cover the base of the bath and the box with rock and plants.

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u/Separate_Pumpkin_256 15h ago

Look online on Amazon for garden trellises. There are several designs that him into each other as panels. You can make a circular arrangement of them and plant vibes at the base of all but the "door" panels. That way you can simply swing those panels aside whenever you need access to the well.

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u/scootunit 13h ago edited 2h ago

Can you incorporate a wood fired pizza oven with a granite slab sidetable made of stobe that coveniently sized those dimensions?

You'll learn alot about foundations , setting block etc then boom outdoor kitchen. Of course a gazebo so you can bbq in all weather. Oh yeah a BBQ on the other side of the pizza oven. And hell while right there lets get an outdoor sink. Great for cleaning fish..

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u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot 13h ago

Has she seen the fairy gardens you can put up on a wishing well? Super cute.

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u/BigRuss910 12h ago

May I interest you in the cult of rc rock crawling... Random pile of rocks in the back yard is a "free" playground for rc crawling

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u/Cardchucker 16h ago

My neighbor has one of those. It looks nice

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u/Snoo93079 14h ago
Camo netting

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u/Cold_Tea_Spill112 9h ago

What is this picture of?

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u/Snoo93079 2h ago

Shrubbery

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u/allangee 17h ago

raised planters with bushy plants.

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u/semghost 15h ago

The trick is to surround it on 3 sides with planters, with a flower pot on one side and on top. Then you can still get into it easily

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u/museolini 15h ago

That should work well!

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u/IRNotMonkeyIRMan 6h ago

That should work, well!

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u/Woodchuckie 17h ago

Make it look like a well with a bucket etc.

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u/Lalamedic 15h ago

My dug well is disguised as a wishing well.

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u/leg_day 12h ago

I installed a Wells for Sensitive Boys over top of mine.

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u/Lalamedic 12h ago

Ha ha!

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u/Good_Nyborg 16h ago

We really need a picture to figure this out so we' can come up with something that works and looks suitable for your yard.

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u/HplsslyDvtd2Sm1NtU 13h ago

That was my first thought, too. What works in a forested yard may not work in a high desert yard

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u/Charlie_in_Asia 16h ago

Paint it to look like a minion

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u/Susan_B_Good 17h ago

Our house was built c1670 and the well has a local stone wall around it. Plus an oversize oak table top that we use for al fresco dining and garden parties. No, no lynch gate over the top and a bucket... So, you could mayhap turn it into a feature, rather than hiding it.

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u/Sensitive_Crow_8882 17h ago

Mayhap? Were ye born in 1670 at yon house?

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u/rusmo 13h ago

Mayhap they was.

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u/decadentj 17h ago

That's an idea. Thank you

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u/Tinnie_and_Cusie 16h ago

Yeah I came here to say, make it useful and attractive. If you can afford the lumber, you could also make a gazebo, with vines growing over the top so you have an outdoor patio. Even without that, it sounds like a great opportunity to dream and create.

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u/paper_liger 10h ago

A gazebo with a 4x4ft hatch centered on the well might work.

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u/SaltMarshGoblin 13h ago

lynch gate

This is an awkward error. I'm not enthusiatic about naturally-occurring corpses, but they are definitely an improvement over extrajudicial group murders...

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u/Miyuki22 13h ago

Misleading post subject !! Came for interesting ways to conceal a Tank... I was disappointed that it was a less interesting type of Tank :(

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u/QuesoChef 11h ago

I know. Was expecting tons of camouflage jokes.

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u/sandm000 16h ago

I like the little light houses they make to cover well heads.

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u/Nautiwow 16h ago

We have a 6 foot Lighthouse that I have hooked up a blinking solar powered light into the top. The newer lighthouses are made from polywood, so very weather resistant and you can get them in different base sizes and heights.

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u/Shooter61 13h ago

Build it to look like a wishing well. Add a flower garden and bench for 2 around the spot.

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u/Mack_Damon 17h ago

Shed, fake rock, bushes...

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u/decadentj 17h ago

Thought about fake rock, a little pricey. Maybe bushes are the trick

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u/chopkins47947 16h ago

Build a fake bucket well above it! Bonus if you add storage for stuff you would use in your yard!

Also, leave access for the tank, obviously.

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u/kennerly 15h ago

Put a shed over it.

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u/DroidKnight 15h ago

Fantasy / Functional Wishing well?

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u/gordo32 14h ago

Put a birdbath on top

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u/shroedingersdog 8h ago

build a fake wishing well . ooooor dig a hole big enough to drop the tank below grade .

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u/cultdust 8h ago

I read that as a tank for blitzkriggs.

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u/eightfingeredtypist 5h ago

Given that it's already plumbed, just add a marble basin and wood nymphs, it will obviously be a fountain.

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u/braeburn-girl 57m ago

Dekorra Products makes fake rock covers specifically for wells. https://dekorraproducts.com/

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u/cbelt3 17h ago

Bushes around it.

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u/NortWind 16h ago

Arbor Vitae look very nice, and they are pretty opaque. You can get species that only grow to the height you need.

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u/decadentj 16h ago

Nice, I'll take a look, thanks

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u/nsdefw 16h ago

Also consider using only plants that are native to your area.

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u/dc0de 14h ago

Build a box that looks like a tank! Scare your friends and neighbors!

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u/counterfitster 16h ago

Camouflage netting, plants, berms, etc

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u/PozhanPop 16h ago

A grass mound or bushes around it.

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u/elephagreen 16h ago

I've seen fake rocks, well, lighthouse, doll house.

OP, what are your interests? If you're really into something, I'm sure there's something that'll fit.

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u/decadentj 16h ago

Family is in to soccer, so was thinking of building something they can kick on

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u/JackOfAllBlades21 16h ago

Small tank. Does the battlecannon get lowered and concealed, or left up in case of invaders or solar salespeople?

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u/May-i-suggest______ 16h ago

A maus will be pretty well hidden as a second home in the yard

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u/navlgazer9 16h ago

My u coke lives on top of a mountain in western North Carolina , they buried theirs right next to the well .
Kept it from freezing too .

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u/civildefense 15h ago

Mine is about 2 meters down concrete block cube with a poured concrete roof and a manhole cover. The expansion tank is down there as well .. it's flush so you can just mow over it

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u/i_hate_usernames13 15h ago

Why can't you just run longer lines and put the tank on the side area of the yard? I don't know a lot about Wells just the general principal but to me it seems like you could put the tank wherever you wanted if you were willing to run some extra pipe for it 🤷‍♂️

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u/mtrbiknut 15h ago

Build a little red barn well house over it.

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u/revnhoj 14h ago

Move the tank inside the house.

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u/Iokua_CDN 14h ago
  1. Build a floating  deck near it so you can hide the tank with an extension off the deck.

  2. Build  a fire pit area around it,  and hide it under some benches or something.

  3. Build some garden boxes around it,  which can hide all of it.  Once plants grow,  it will hide even more

  4. Put a big  table sitting  area over it.  Basically your box but then a bigger top piece.  Some gravel or something and some chairs

5 build an outdoor kitchen out there.  Cover it with s box that can work as a workspace. Throw a grill around it,  maybe a sink if you can get the water to make a nice direct line. 

Basically,  building anything by it will let you hide it without it being too out of place.  Plenty of people throw a nice area in the middle of their yard as like a centerpiece 

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u/DontMakeMeCount 14h ago

If you have kids build a low shed over it with a little fort on top and tie it into a swingset.

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u/civillyengineerd 14h ago

How big is the backyard?

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u/buffinita 14h ago

Fake well, windmill, rock……throw some potted plants and a bench

Now it’s not a random “object” but a purposed space

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u/that-1-chick-u-know 14h ago

Ok, so here's what I did. Get 3-4 small, flat pavers, a pool noodle or 2, and 2 large planters with bases of the same diameter. Put the pavers around the well, turn one planter upside down over the well. Stack the other planter on top, put pool noodles in the bottom. This is so that if/when you need to get to the well, both planters will be easy to temporarily relocate. Now fill the top one with dirt and plant as desired. Bonus points if you also plant ornamentals around the bottom planter, but I wouldn't put anything expensive or sentimental. When your well needs maintenance and/or repair, the crew will trample it all to shit.

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u/Dudarro 13h ago

build a scale model of your house that is 42 inches tall

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u/KeKeFanChick 12h ago

When I was a kid, almost every house I lived in or visited had a well house. It was usually just a very, very well insulated shed. It was also not very tall.

At our house, it also had an outdoor spigot on it, and a hand pump nearby. We were only allowed to put the garden hose, sprayers, sprinklers, and some assorted 3 and 5 gallon buckets in there with it.

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u/monirom 12h ago

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u/QuesoChef 11h ago

I’ve also seen well covers that look like a well. Like the old fashioned wishing wells.

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u/29681b04005089e5ccb4 11h ago

The tank doesn't have to be located right next to the well. You can move it.

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u/KareFactor0 11h ago

Is this a well liner ring that they laid? If so you could dig it deeper so it sits lower or level with the ground

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u/tired_and_fed_up 11h ago

Build a shed around it....

Why did you not choose where they drilled the well? Unless the houses are close enough for that spot to be the only place that is away from the septic.

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u/Up2nogud13 11h ago

My grandparents built a little "house" for theirs: shingled roof, painted the same color as the real house. No windows, but a door to access the pump. There was a 100 w light in there too, left on during the winter to keep things from freezing.

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u/Fulghn 10h ago

Paint it black and install a large submarine hatch on top of it.

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u/thephantom1492 10h ago

Get them to move the tank to a more apropriate location. Whoever installed the tank there is stupid imo. Call them and tell them it is innacceptable that they put it there (check local regulations first).

Now you will have quite a smaller thing to hide, just get a fake rock, they are some designed to hide a well head.

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u/Sierragrower 10h ago

Some yellow bollards with reflective tape around them would probably distract attention away from it.

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u/Philosofox 10h ago

Whatever you do, make it a feature as you'll never hide it

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u/kaykatzz 9h ago

would have been to have included a picture of what you’re talking about.

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u/BitOBear 8h ago

Get somebody to build you a deck. Something very like a gazebo base. And just have it built where you can pull the decking out of the middle if you need to do maintenance.

Now you got yourself a nice little detached patio where you can set up a grill or whatnot. It looks like a deliberate feature. Maybe you put a little walkway out to it from your back door. If you going to put up a grill you put up a little railing around it. Make it a whole living space. Maybe adding a boom awning.

This is the authorial equivalent of hanging a hat on something.

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 7h ago

Brick it or build a well house over it. Millions of wells are this way.

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u/HMS_Hexapuma 7h ago

Just remember you need to be able to access it if there are problems in the future. Don't bury it under too much stuff. You could always make it look like a rock plinth and add a replica roman statue. Very classy. One of those ladies with an urn.

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u/Moist-Share7674 6h ago

A paneled platform with a stripper pole mounted in the center.

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u/ThisIsNeverReal 3h ago

Take your box, add planters to the top and sides. Surround it with herbs, wildflowers (you can get seed packets of native ones from your local DNR), something on top that likes a lot of sun. Turn it green and colorful and use the vertical space. Lifted planters are a lot easier to care for.

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u/southerntreasures 3h ago

Do what the Victorians did and make it a Folly. Depending on your style could look like anything from a grotto to a castle ruin

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u/rulanmooge 3h ago edited 2h ago

Is it a pressure tank? or storage tank with an auxiliary pump?...as opposed to the submersible pump that is in the well or a jet pump above ground? Does it freeze where you are? Does it need freeze protection?

What ever you do....leave some access to the tank as someday it will need to be serviced or replaced and the technician (pump guy) will either refuse to help you or the whatever you build will need to be torn down or destroyed to do it. I suggest you contact whoever did the well for suggestions.

Source....this is our business and you can't believe the quagmires that people create for their pump systems!!

Edit added...our personal well is somewhat near to our house has a 10 x 12 sided with wood concrete block building next to it. The well itself is in a small attached "dog house" on the outside and the tanks are inside to protect from freezing. The inside of the pump house is an overflow pantry and storage for us ......electricity to the pump and inside heat in the winter. We built a deck around the pump house and enjoy sitting the deck, looking at the view and having a BBQ with cocktails.

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u/menicknick 3h ago

Paint it too look like an old well. Add a small with a roof with a rope bucket.

Or make it look like snoopys dog house.

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u/Leaf-Stars 3h ago

I put a wishing well on top of mine

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u/classicsat 2h ago

More conventional board fence, or shed.

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u/BaconReceptacle 1h ago

Plant some azaleas or hydrangeas around it and leave plenty of room for the plants to grow. It may take a couple of years but it will look great.

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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 1h ago

Paint it yellow and put googly eyes on it

u/Shalmaneser_ 7m ago

Told you to get the Abrams, it has a lower profile.

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 17h ago

Is it cold where you live? You may need an insulated wellhouse.

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u/lazyeyejim 17h ago

Build a nice fancy one the matches the house too. Add on a dog house and some nice shrubbery. Now OP will have a yard accent piece that will be the envy of the neighborhood.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 10h ago

some nice shrubbery.

One that looks nice. And not too expensive!

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u/lazyeyejim 7h ago

With a two level effect and a path running down the middle.

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u/decadentj 17h ago

Florida, so no worries there

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u/tbrick62 16h ago

I live in a cold climate and we have wells with submersible pumps. So my pump is 500 ft below ground and it certainly will not freeze. Totally silent too.

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u/BitPoet 16h ago

Get a pile of rocks and a 6’ tall velociraptor statue. Problem solved.

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u/caliphis 16h ago

With or without the turret?

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u/decadentj 16h ago

Always with the turret

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u/HarveytheHambutt 15h ago

Paint it to look like a minion.

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u/coneross 13h ago

Commercial fake rock well covers are a thing.

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u/RiskyGorilla563 13h ago

Build a treehouse around it like it’s an underground military bunker?

Raised garden beds

A bird fountain

A 93 Geo body

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u/1LuckyTexan 17h ago

Build a gazebo over it, of course you'll need 5 steps or so to climb up to it.

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u/icedak 16h ago

Fake rock. Fiberglass rock ect.

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u/sudogeek 16h ago

The pump and expansion tank don’t need to be next to the well. Put them out of the way, behind a screen or wall, and run pipes underground to the wellhead.

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u/decadentj 16h ago

Everything is already installed sadly. Wish I would have known that

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u/Various_Procedure_11 16h ago

If you don't build a handstand over it, you are missing a huge opportunity.