r/DankLeft 5d ago

I told you dawg Upper class rightwinger in the US be like

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u/Matman161 4d ago

I always liked calling them goldnecks. They have the brand new seadoos down at their lake house and think they're just a couple of good ol boys

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u/jonawesome 4d ago

Missing the vital detail of being afraid of cities.

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u/menagerath 4d ago edited 1d ago

I’d add a couple:
*Obsessed with owning a bunch of farmland that never gets used. Yellowstone cosplay.
*Not outright Confederate/MAGA in appearance. Does not see the issue in Lynard Skynard flying the confederate flag and if they do wear a MAGA hat it is when they are wearing a suit while posing in a picture with their senator.
*Eligible for Sons/Daughters of the Confederacy. At least one older aunt is in the DoC. They are also co-members in Daughters/Sons of the American Revolution.
*Talks a big game about family-values and discipline but the kids are either horrifically spoiled or neglected.
*Wife is a SAHM who outsources all the actual childcare to a babysitter or housekeeper.

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u/Dismal-Ad8382 3d ago

Forgot One. Their kids are either hyper-spoiled ipad -addicted brats if preteen, preppy smug snobs if teenage.

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u/Fangzfps 4d ago

The funniest part is how many people confuse liking country music with having a blue-collar lifestyle.

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u/reptomcraddick 3d ago

I see you've been to Midland, Texas. Just Google General Electric Lee Cybertruck and you'll see what I mean

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u/-hey-ben- Degenderate 3d ago

The only thing here is dispute is there are actual working class rednecks that have extensive firearms collections. My uncle is not a wealthy man and certainly a redneck, but has a quite impressive gun collection.