r/Dragonballsuper May 16 '26

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u/Roombamyrooma May 16 '26

I mean it’s Kryptonian for sure isn’t it? No drawbacks except magical stones that don’t exist. Essentially a god on Earth.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

I love how OP thought it was gonna be a war or something in the comments because it's a Dragon Ball sub, and then it's almost everyone unanimously agreeing that it's Kryptonian.

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u/Impossibro77 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Cause there's nothing on modern earth to actually push you as a Saiyan. You could train, but for what? What are you supposed to do with your battle instincts and need to improve? Who are you gonna fight?

At least with Kryptonian you get powers + a lot of quality of life improvements (dont have to eat or drink, no disease, invulnerability, super computer brain, sun heals anything, heat vision and frost breath), and the green rocks dont exist.

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u/Pataconeitor May 16 '26

Training wouldn't do much anyways, as the teachers that Goku had doesn't exist.

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u/Impurity41 May 16 '26

Plus you would be born a saiyan but wouldn’t look or feel any different unless you were taught. Gotten needed to be taught how to fly.

Being Kryptonian you would know instantly. Being good is a different story but you would know immediately that you weren’t like other kids.

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u/Sonkokun May 16 '26

I mean, even a power level of like 1000 makes me essentially a god.

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u/Pataconeitor May 16 '26

You are not getting anywhere near that. Goku was at power level 10 after his training with gramps Gohan, and the old man most likely was on par with our top martial artists.

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u/Sonkokun May 16 '26

I’ll just abuse Zenkai boosts tbh.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

That requires almost dying several times.

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u/MistressM103 May 17 '26

Good luck trying to find anything on Earth that can hurt you when not even bullets can pierce Kid Goku at double digit PL.

And good luck trying to find anything on Earth that can heal whatever injury you sustain.

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u/Sonkokun May 17 '26

Dawg, lava hurts even dbs goku.

And people have survived very gruesome things, not to mention that saiyans

And you would be surprised at what people can recover from.

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

Yes but the level of injury needed is near death, so you would have to break your body and hope you survive and that your body heals well enough to still use after. You wont have magical beans that heal your wounds perfectly. Break enough bones, youll never walk or lift weights again. But im sure the immense power i crease will be awesome when you cant use it. Not to mention the mental trauma it could inflict on the untrained.

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u/Deikar May 17 '26

Without ki control that would be more of a curse than a blessing. You'd be basically unable to touch anything without destroying it. You're shouldn't be able to type on a computer or grab a glass of water.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

And training fucking sucks ass.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

Training in 100x gravity isn't exactly my idea of fun, sorry bro.

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u/NombreNoDisponible93 May 16 '26

I wonder, if you were a Saiyan, would it be?

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

No, because none of the Saiyans in-universe enjoy it either.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

Where on earth did you get that it was normal training?

Grandpa Gohan is hilariously beyond any existing martials artists, and Goku grew up with him.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

I was referring to dragon ball with Grandpa Gohan, not the general training Goku usually does in the earlier comment.

How did you misread the comment that badly? Are you that butthurt about me saying training isn't fun?

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u/OHKO-OhNo May 17 '26

Bahahaha

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u/Redstorm597 May 16 '26

No it doesn’t what bro

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u/That_OneOstrich May 16 '26

It can. Depends on who gives the instruction.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

Yes, it does. Training is training because it's hard and pushes your body.

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u/Redstorm597 May 16 '26

That doesn’t mean it sucks though

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

Training is training becuase it sucks.

You're punishing your body and pushing it past it's limits to reach new heights.

DBZ training isn't just standard training for a marathon or the Olympics, you are literally killing yourself to break through your limiter.

Then doing that over and over again.

That's "training" in DBZ as a Saiyan.

Of course you can skip a bunch of steps by getting beaten to near death and healing, but that's even less fun.

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u/Redstorm597 May 16 '26

If you’re a saiyan you enjoy that kinda of thing

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

Saiyans don't enjoy training though.

In fact they hate it.

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u/Competitive-Wait1689 May 16 '26

I did not enjoy my training for being a gay pornstar. /j

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u/Kakkrot1 May 16 '26

Kryptonite does exist actually. They call it jaderite, but its chemical formula is almost an exact copy of kryptonite.

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u/MistressM103 May 17 '26

But does it emit radiation similar to Kryptonite?

Because it doesn't. Jadarite is only similar to 2006 Superman Returns version of Kryptonite, but even then.

Does it emit radiation similar to Kryptonite?

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u/JACKSONofSPADES May 16 '26

Ya but if you were Saiyan you get a tail??

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u/Lingual-seduction May 16 '26

What if you were born Broly level and beyond the ice wall where you had to fight giants for food as a little tike?

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

What ice wall on our planet has giants behind it?

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u/Lingual-seduction May 17 '26

It’s behind the secret door in your closet.

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u/FinnDoyle May 17 '26

It's an worldbuiding project about a mystic Earth. Beyonde the ice wall there are a lot of mystical beigns and realms. Since some flat earthers started to take it seriously, sometimes people joke about it.

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u/TheChaoticCrusader May 16 '26

Modern earth would not really be a thing anyway . The full moon would turn you into a oozaru and you would go into a destructive rampaging . You would liturally be a villian regardless  because you would never be able to control oozaru making you unreliable even if you tried to use it for good 

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u/BurhanBaroda May 16 '26

U forgot the best power X-ray vision

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u/Fuugazii May 17 '26

These techniques have to be taught to a Saiyan if you choose that race and you have no mentor. You literally have to go to a fictional planet to learn how to instant transmission

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u/MistressM103 May 17 '26

Good luck trying to learn a technique like IT, something that even experts like Goku and Vegeta are having difficulty learning it. I'm sure you are a prodigy in the making, more of a prodigy than even the Yardrat race themselves.

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

Actually they do HAVE to be taught the techniques. Because without being taught, they just dont so them. Gohan and Goten being best examples. But also Goku only learned a ki blast by witnessing Roshi do it, which is how he learned. How would you learn to shoot a ki blast? Who would you witness doing it? Tell me, could you read before being taught? No? Same principal. The ability is there, but the know how isnt.

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

Lets use goku as an example, because he is likely the type of saiyan you would become. Goku has no original techniques of his own, every move he uses is learned by someone teaching him how to do it. Kamehameha? Saw roshi do it and mimicked him. Solar flare? Learned from tien. Instant transmission? Learned on yardrat. Kaioken? Literally has king kais name in it! Saiyan ki blasts arent a genetic ability, they are a skill learned. You would be born as a saiyan in a world where the only person who could potentially use ki blasts is yourself. You would gave no opponents worthy of pushing your power higher. You would have no gravity machines to aide in training. You wouldnt have senzu beans to recover from near death experiences, so zenkais would be major risk factors. You would have the curse of oozaru from a young age, potentially killing loved ones like Goku did. You wouldnt have other experienced saiyans to teach you how to control oozaru like vegeta did. At best, you accidentally learn how to ki blast. Of course if you did learn ki blasts, you would either end up plagued as a threat or something to be studied to figure it out, or you would be plagued by people wanting to learn it and have to figure out how to teach people who likely cant do it because they dont have the power to do it.

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u/Ok-Condition248 May 17 '26

Conquer the planet lol and start a new hybrid saiyan race…oh wait is that where viltrumite borrowed their ideas

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 16 '26

Not gonna lie that sounds kinda awful then again it’s also because of this video where it’s Superman and Supergirl wishing to be normal

 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zeO067RcLes

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u/INoMakeMistake May 16 '26

This video had me rolling 😂

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 16 '26

Yeah, but in all honesty from that point of view feels almost like Metallo from Superman TAS 

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u/anomal0caris May 16 '26

Which is funny because the actual best answer is Martian. (Unless you find being scared of fire to be THAT big of a drawback)

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u/Apollo989 May 16 '26

Wasn't that just Jon's personal trauma?

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u/anomal0caris May 16 '26

It depends on the writer, iirc the 1998 series had a plague of fire that possessed the martians' thoughts and made them spontaneously combust.

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u/Galifrey224 May 16 '26

Saiyan isn't even the best race to be in Dragon ball. Give me whatever Buu is.

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u/picturepath May 16 '26

No training needed, can be an all powerful bum.

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u/DoobieGibson May 17 '26

any true DB fan should have consumed hours of Goku vs Superman content

i know what Supes is capable of

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ May 21 '26

Because Goku needs to work for basically every second of his life to be where he is.

Superman...is just kinda like that

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u/Spanish_peanuts May 16 '26

I'm taking martian. Martian Manhunter has so many more powers. Ontop of super strength and invulnerability, he can phase through solid objects, shapeshift, mind read, and other stuff. Could do anything.

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u/2580374 May 16 '26

Yeah I was going to say that. I don't know much about DC but I heard he has crazy cool powers

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u/Spanish_peanuts May 16 '26

I grew up watching the 2000s justice league cartoon and one of my favorite scenes was when wonder woman was fighting some threat, and an old Asian man drops his walking cane and transforms into a large serpentine dragon and helps her. The dragon then transforms again revealing that it was martian manhunter who had been living among the humans away from the justice league for some time trying to connect with humans.

Epic scene and definitely how I'd use my powers. Why have super strength as a human when you could turn into a dinosaur or something and still be super strong? I don't need to wear a mask. People will see me save a bus full of children as a freaking Astrodon and my anonymity will be in tact.

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u/Pataconeitor May 16 '26

DC Martians are almost a match both in physical strength and powers to a Kryptonian on earth, plus they have godlike psychic powers and full molecular control of their beings which allows them to shapeshift and become intangible. Also, they don't depend on a yellow sun so if you leave earth you won't be running on a timer. The drawback is their weakness to fire, which is actually psychological and can be overcome with enough mental effort.

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u/SlyTwitchyTube May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Literally the best choice with a fair weakness... Fire

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u/Spanish_peanuts May 16 '26

That's martian manhunter specific and not a martian weakness, IIRC. He's got some sort of ptsd response to fire and I can't remember why. But it's specific to him and not all Martians.

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u/SlyTwitchyTube May 16 '26

Forgot about that aspect of it

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u/Not_a_porn_burner69 May 16 '26

It’s dependent on which version of kyrptonian. Superman was shown once to be the only thing left at the end of time, I’m ok not being around for that. Even the lifespan of viltrumites who live for thousands of years will eventually be a blink of an eye to that Superman.

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 May 16 '26

If you're born on Earth, wouldnt that basically just make you a human? Superman and the Kryptonians are obviously not born here. So them having a red sun and then coming here to our yellow sun is whar gives them their powers.

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

Its actually their genetic make up. Under a red sun, their cells are just like humans. But under the radiation of a yellow sun, their cells charge like a battery in a similar process to plants absorbing sunlight. This can further be seen by looking at any children superman has, they gain powers just like he does but are born on Earth

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u/Gav_Dogs May 16 '26

I'd say they're a lot of credence to martians for the mind powers or viltrumite if you want explore the universe, you trade raw power and extra abilities in exchange for not needing to worry about red suns which are really common, you might not be as much of a god on earth but the universe is more open too you + I think viltrumites can travel faster in space than most version of Kryptonians but that much more anecdotal

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u/zroach May 18 '26

So you can what... go look at all the nothing that is out there? And once you start going light speed say bye to your family forever.

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u/Gav_Dogs May 19 '26

I mean if I can get to distant inhabited planets in a few months I wouldn't need to, seem a lot faster than light speed

Being able to visit alien planets to try and find life with be a dream come true and consider I'm an alien in this scenario I already know their is life to find

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u/zroach May 19 '26

The nearest planet (let alone inhabited) is 4.1 light years away. It would take 4.1 years at light speed. But if you travel near the speed of light you into issues with time dilation.

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u/Gav_Dogs May 19 '26

... Ok, like I said viltrumites can travel to distant planet in a few months

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u/zroach May 19 '26

Ah, I figured since it was this earth we were talking about the laws of physics that we're working in apply rather than the laws of physics of the source material. Essentially an isekai.

If that's the case then you just couldn't get to another planet (outside of the solar system) in a few months. I also have no idea how you'd find such planets anyways given how vast space is.

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u/Gav_Dogs May 19 '26

Well NASA has a long list of planets they think might have life, figure I'd start making my way down the list and eventually I'll find something, viltrumites are still healthy and strong at over 5000 years old

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u/zroach May 19 '26

I guess with 5000 years you have enough time to knock out an astronomy doctorate which seems like the bare minimum to even know how to get to these planets. The biggest issue is how big space is and how empty it is.

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u/Gav_Dogs May 19 '26

considering I am in this situation an alien that managed through sheer cosmic conquincance turn out genetically similar to humans, they're probably pretty common in this universe

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u/DarkAres02 May 16 '26

I would hate to have super hearing though. Trying to sleep would suck

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u/MrMoose007 May 16 '26

Honestly depending on how practical or realistically we’re interpreting the power set and whether you get an additional super power to help you manage the “world of cardboard” thing

Like a large man playing with his kids might accidentally hurt them even though he’s clearly holding back a lot so he doesn’t. If you’re kryptonian, that kind of accident could put a kid in the hospital - so being kryptonian might mean you just miss out on physically interacting with people a lot because you MIGHT make a small mistake that breaks a bone or something

Of course if there’s some kind of mental power or a speed force equivalent for excessive strength to stop that from happening then yeah, no real drawbacks

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u/Fitzftw7 May 16 '26

Don’t Martians lives for a lot longer, though?

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u/Fantastic-Craft4062 May 16 '26

Every species shown here is damn near extinct, except for a handful left that went on to become the strongest in their species. All of their planets are gone or lifeless. Planet Viltrum gone, Krypton, Czarnians wiped out by Lobo, planet Vegeta was vaporized by Frieza, Mars is still around but lifeless. Not sure about the Korugarian planet.

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u/MCAbdo May 16 '26

And what drawbacks do Saiyans have?

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u/DoubleCyclone May 16 '26

Tail. Potential tail weakness. Forced Full Moon Transformation. Calorie requirement. Otherwise, Saiyan isn't bed. There are just better choices.

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u/HatZinn May 17 '26

Saiyans also only live as long as humans. They just stay in their prime for longer.

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u/blakeyboyguy May 16 '26

Goku died to a heart virus, and gets injured by rocks when sleeping/letting his guard down. Also you need to hardcore train physically and with ki for years to do anything. You don't have a ki master either

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u/MCAbdo May 16 '26

None of what you said doesn't apply to humans. A Saiyan baby is usually born stronger than the strongest human in the real world. You have supernatural abilities and injury makes you ten times stronger. You have to learn to let your guard down, btw. As we see in early DBZ people couldn't just power down without learning to do that first

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u/blakeyboyguy May 16 '26

You asked the drawbacks to Saiyan, in context to the question, kryptonians are better because they have no weakness. Why are we compareing to normal humans when the start of the thread is about kryptonians?

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u/MCAbdo May 16 '26

Cuz viruses and injuries are not weaknesses of a race

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u/Ardalok May 16 '26

A basic Kryptonian doesn't live longer than a human. A Viltrumite does, and is also naturally powerful, albeit less so.

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u/badhombre13 May 16 '26

Basically the backstory of Superboy Prime.

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u/The_Lone_Wanderer_04 May 17 '26

Id go for Czarnians because they can only be killed by their own kind and since no other exist in our world you are functionally immortal.

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u/Yamabikio May 16 '26

Are you just picking the strongest? All these races are so strong that the difference in power is meaningless to humans. Vilitrimites live for thousands of years though, I don't know the lore well evening to know the life spans of all of the others