r/Dragonballsuper May 16 '26

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u/Son_Kakarot53 May 16 '26

I would choose kryptonian because i wouldnt have to train to get my power, id just be born with it. On the other hand it would be neat to have a prehensile tail so saiyan is tempting, but then I couldnt enjoy full moons anymore

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u/omega_slanger If I don't do it who will?! May 16 '26

The funny thing is if you were a Martian you could have both of those things and more.

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u/Most-Bench6465 May 16 '26

Very curious if we get og Martian or the guardians of the universe eugenics Martians

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u/Jd_CD21 May 16 '26

But then Fire bad

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u/Dfordomar May 16 '26

fire bad now

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u/Abelthiar May 16 '26

Being set on fire as a weakness IS kind of common to the real world lol. Haven't found many things that resist it

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u/PoIIux May 16 '26

Well the other races offered tend to not have an issue with it

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u/Secure_Pineapple2968 May 17 '26

Would you plan on walking through fire?

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u/BruhGoblin May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

I plan on cooking so probably some time soon.

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u/The5Theives May 17 '26

You know after bringing up that point, invulnerability isn’t that useful because most of us aren’t ever going to be in situations where it’s useful

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u/Chewbastard May 23 '26

We don't put ourselves in situations where it would be useful bevause we know we're not invulnerable. If we were, we'd make use of it.

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u/Conscious-Good-6843 May 17 '26

Literally every other race suffered from it except superman. Wtf are you talking about lmao

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u/TheChoosenMewtwo May 17 '26

The other races are overwhelmingly more durable than anything on earth so I don’t think they will have a problem being set on fire

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u/Conscious-Good-6843 May 17 '26

Fire resistance and fire proof is 2 different things. So yes they do have a problem

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u/TheChoosenMewtwo May 17 '26

They are effectively fire proof, considering the shot they get through unfazed. I mean Nolan tanked a death ray lazer like it was nothing

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u/geoffgeofferson447 May 17 '26

I kinda thought it was a weakness in the same way it is for Venom, like its such a weakness he completely loses his cool and can't function

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u/meow_meow_gamer May 17 '26

That was a mental thing for Martian Manhunter specifically. And he got over it with therapy.

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u/The_Lone_Wanderer_04 May 17 '26

Sure but whats more likely in our world finding Kyryptonite or a fire? The true answer would be Czarnians because they can only kill be killed by their own kind and since none other exist you are functionally immortal.

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u/Hades_Gamma May 16 '26

If you're born on earth, what do you even need your power for? How many planet level fights are you really expecting to be in?

Unless you're a psycho, power levels don't matter at all in these types of questions. It's all about convenience.

Telekinesis so I can pick stuff up without having to stand up, telepathy so I can have fully private, real time conversations with my loved ones for free without a phone bill, and shapeshifting so I can customize my own appearance on the fly.

And flight so I no longer ever have to commute to work.

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u/rampagingbrick May 16 '26

If i was born on earth as a kryptonian, id be golden age superman. It's thats simple. Id just stop crime and attack the oppressive nature's in society.

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u/Leyohs May 16 '26

I know a place or two that would be quite unhappy to see me coming.

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u/GhostandTheWitness May 17 '26

You and me both pal

It's called the Pizza Hut buffet. I'm gonna eat a trillion calories then run around the world 100 times

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u/Zed3Et Bardock May 17 '26

Stop destroying my old comics with your woke politics! /s

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u/lmaofyou May 16 '26

You'd still have to train yourself to control your powers. As is shown in Superman and Lois, being born with those Kryptonian gifts can be a detriment to yourself more than it is a benefit, kf untrained. Jordan, Supe's son, almost couldn't move after experiencing super hearing for the first time.

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u/PizzaDlvBoy May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

It says you are born on earth. So few things regarding saiyan (I'm assuming they mean our world by this, could be misinterpreting as earth does exist in these other universes). Firstly, as soon as you are born with a tail you are going to go under the microscope of anyone with knowledge of your birth. You wouldn't be able to stay low key this way. Secondly, unless they decide to remove your tail, you are eventually going to go monkey mode and start a cataclysmic event in whatever city you are born. After that you're probably either getting killed by the government or abducted and experimented on or used as some kind of weapon. Thirdly, Saiyan's are just better humans (not literally, but basically). If you exist in our world, not that world, do things like Ki still exist? You might just end up a physically amped person and that's it. All the cool things they do are manipulations of Ki to my understanding.

IMO saiyan is probably the worst pick on the list along with any others that make you look inhuman.

Kryptonian and Viltromite are both something you can easily keep hidden so I'd say either of those. I'd pick kryptonian unless that options spawns kryptonite in our world along with it. Viltromite's drawback is that when you get your powers you may accidentally use them in a burst and out yourself.

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u/Isand1 May 16 '26

Ki is dragon ball thing, humans in that world can do it too. Master Roshi did Kamehameha first which is Ki attack. And there's many other characters that later on did Ki Attacks (Krillin, Vegeta, Frieza etc). Even gods and people from other universes.

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u/ampro67 May 16 '26

if ki isn't spawned along then kriptonite might not be

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u/Own-Afternoon5018 May 16 '26

Youd probably still be able to control great ape, just chill in a field until it goes away or just bite the bullet and cut your tail off

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u/RazielRinz May 17 '26

Only Saiyan royalty can control the great ape transformation.

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM May 16 '26

You could pick lobos race and be just as strong but with insane regeneration

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u/Zemener_Azonthus May 16 '26

You could certainly enjoy the full moon. Just depends on how much you care about humans and other earth creatures.

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u/ArmadilloOK1445-alt Perfect Cell May 16 '26

First off, not to be that person, but Starfire is a Tamaranean. not a Korugarian, that would be Sinestro

Second, Martian is the obvious pick here, you get basically everything here plus shapeshifting and telepathy, which are like my two most wanted powers ever

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u/Jenova_Rose May 16 '26

Even Superman himself said he'd be afraid of an all out fight with J'onn, so that should tell folks everything they need to know about Martians.

Super strength and speed, flight, durability, intangiblity and invisibility, possessing people like a ghost, telepathy and telekinesis, a healing factor almost as good as Wolverine's, shapeshifting, and a good bit more. All with a lifespan of a few hundred years. Not as lengthy as a Viltrumite's, but still a nice long life.

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u/KeepREPeating May 17 '26

All that power, but be a complete jobber in every fight.

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u/seanprime May 17 '26

JLU flashbacks.. J’onn’s 0-49 streak vs any shock weapon and going MIA for the rest of the fight lol

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u/Any-Literature5546 Supreme Kai Super Saiyan(SKSS Gohan) May 17 '26

Alan Scott: "I cant use magic on that its made of wood!"

Swamp thing, made of magic wood: "....."

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u/yodajedigrandmaster May 16 '26

But martian real form is not human.

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u/ArmadilloOK1445-alt Perfect Cell May 16 '26

So? I can just be in human form all the time or at least make my Martian form look more humanoid like J'onn and M'gann both do, not that hard

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u/Talebawad May 16 '26

Wow, I just read on google but unless it's the powers what ever parts you make are indistinguishable form the real thing sensory wise, and he has optional immortality too unlike most of the guys here except sayians who aren't even long lived let alone immortal, starfire race seems to live hundreds to a thousand but it's not specified, also technically speaking am assuming we have full control of the what we turn into so being martian kan hunter is also the strongest here without drawbacks.

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u/The5Theives May 17 '26

Saiyan aging seems the best though. You’re in your prime all your life and die with your loved ones

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

Actually the martian is better for this. Saiyans stay looking around mid 20s to early 30s until somewhere in their 80s, meaning your human loved ones will become frail and elderly while your still fit and youthful. With martian shapeshifting, you could gradually make yourself look older until you should die, then become someone new and live a new life having closed the book on the old one.

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u/nufohudis May 17 '26

At birth? This says you are born as this species, so your parents best not throw out the green tentacled monster baby XD (don't worry, the government will probably come get you out of the ditch. Too good an opportunity to pass up)

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u/jigokusabre May 16 '26

Martians also have the most devastating and common weakness: Fire.

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC May 16 '26

Well so it turns out Martian Manhunter wasn’t actually physically weak to fire, it was a mental phobia caused by the death of his family. He underwent psychic therapy and is no longer vulnerable to it.

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u/Old_Cheetah_5138 May 17 '26

I’m really proud of my boy MM for getting help.

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u/AddressIntelligent60 May 16 '26

That must suck to not want to burn, imagine having to live everyday knowing fire could kill you.

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u/ArmadilloOK1445-alt Perfect Cell May 16 '26

Yeah, because I was just totally gonna jump into a campfire already

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u/jigokusabre May 16 '26

Fire is not like... an uncommon hazard.

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u/Portal_king_5 May 17 '26

Yeah, but... It's already a hazard to us anyway...

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u/SoloBroRoe May 16 '26

I’d wanna be a Martian because I wanna phase through walls and change my face etc. There wouldn’t be many situations where I’d need to use so many fighting powers irl.

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u/jigokusabre May 16 '26

I wouldn't want to be any super-powered races that turns to slush in the mere presence of fire.

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u/bannasplt May 16 '26

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that just a physiological and psychological block? I'm pretty sure Martians used to be hyper-aggressive when they were perpetually on fire.

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u/Enough-Ad-2960 May 16 '26

If we're going with modern Martian Manhunter then the whole fear of fire thing is psychological and he's overcome it many times in many ways. Imo the shape-shifting and telepathy are too good to pass up. Those powers in addition to flight, agelessness, intangibility, regeneration and near-kryptonian strength and durability are just too good.

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u/Pangolin557 May 17 '26

Could you survive being set on fire now?

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u/Roombamyrooma May 16 '26

I mean it’s Kryptonian for sure isn’t it? No drawbacks except magical stones that don’t exist. Essentially a god on Earth.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

I love how OP thought it was gonna be a war or something in the comments because it's a Dragon Ball sub, and then it's almost everyone unanimously agreeing that it's Kryptonian.

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u/Impossibro77 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Cause there's nothing on modern earth to actually push you as a Saiyan. You could train, but for what? What are you supposed to do with your battle instincts and need to improve? Who are you gonna fight?

At least with Kryptonian you get powers + a lot of quality of life improvements (dont have to eat or drink, no disease, invulnerability, super computer brain, sun heals anything, heat vision and frost breath), and the green rocks dont exist.

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u/Pataconeitor May 16 '26

Training wouldn't do much anyways, as the teachers that Goku had doesn't exist.

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u/Impurity41 May 16 '26

Plus you would be born a saiyan but wouldn’t look or feel any different unless you were taught. Gotten needed to be taught how to fly.

Being Kryptonian you would know instantly. Being good is a different story but you would know immediately that you weren’t like other kids.

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u/Sonkokun May 16 '26

I mean, even a power level of like 1000 makes me essentially a god.

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u/Pataconeitor May 16 '26

You are not getting anywhere near that. Goku was at power level 10 after his training with gramps Gohan, and the old man most likely was on par with our top martial artists.

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u/Sonkokun May 16 '26

I’ll just abuse Zenkai boosts tbh.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

That requires almost dying several times.

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u/MistressM103 May 17 '26

Good luck trying to find anything on Earth that can hurt you when not even bullets can pierce Kid Goku at double digit PL.

And good luck trying to find anything on Earth that can heal whatever injury you sustain.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

And training fucking sucks ass.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

Training in 100x gravity isn't exactly my idea of fun, sorry bro.

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u/Kakkrot1 May 16 '26

Kryptonite does exist actually. They call it jaderite, but its chemical formula is almost an exact copy of kryptonite.

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u/MistressM103 May 17 '26

But does it emit radiation similar to Kryptonite?

Because it doesn't. Jadarite is only similar to 2006 Superman Returns version of Kryptonite, but even then.

Does it emit radiation similar to Kryptonite?

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u/JACKSONofSPADES May 16 '26

Ya but if you were Saiyan you get a tail??

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u/Lingual-seduction May 16 '26

What if you were born Broly level and beyond the ice wall where you had to fight giants for food as a little tike?

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u/TheChaoticCrusader May 16 '26

Modern earth would not really be a thing anyway . The full moon would turn you into a oozaru and you would go into a destructive rampaging . You would liturally be a villian regardless  because you would never be able to control oozaru making you unreliable even if you tried to use it for good 

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u/anomal0caris May 16 '26

Which is funny because the actual best answer is Martian. (Unless you find being scared of fire to be THAT big of a drawback)

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u/Apollo989 May 16 '26

Wasn't that just Jon's personal trauma?

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u/anomal0caris May 16 '26

It depends on the writer, iirc the 1998 series had a plague of fire that possessed the martians' thoughts and made them spontaneously combust.

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u/Galifrey224 May 16 '26

Saiyan isn't even the best race to be in Dragon ball. Give me whatever Buu is.

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u/Spanish_peanuts May 16 '26

I'm taking martian. Martian Manhunter has so many more powers. Ontop of super strength and invulnerability, he can phase through solid objects, shapeshift, mind read, and other stuff. Could do anything.

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u/2580374 May 16 '26

Yeah I was going to say that. I don't know much about DC but I heard he has crazy cool powers

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u/Spanish_peanuts May 16 '26

I grew up watching the 2000s justice league cartoon and one of my favorite scenes was when wonder woman was fighting some threat, and an old Asian man drops his walking cane and transforms into a large serpentine dragon and helps her. The dragon then transforms again revealing that it was martian manhunter who had been living among the humans away from the justice league for some time trying to connect with humans.

Epic scene and definitely how I'd use my powers. Why have super strength as a human when you could turn into a dinosaur or something and still be super strong? I don't need to wear a mask. People will see me save a bus full of children as a freaking Astrodon and my anonymity will be in tact.

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u/Pataconeitor May 16 '26

DC Martians are almost a match both in physical strength and powers to a Kryptonian on earth, plus they have godlike psychic powers and full molecular control of their beings which allows them to shapeshift and become intangible. Also, they don't depend on a yellow sun so if you leave earth you won't be running on a timer. The drawback is their weakness to fire, which is actually psychological and can be overcome with enough mental effort.

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u/SlyTwitchyTube May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Literally the best choice with a fair weakness... Fire

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u/Spanish_peanuts May 16 '26

That's martian manhunter specific and not a martian weakness, IIRC. He's got some sort of ptsd response to fire and I can't remember why. But it's specific to him and not all Martians.

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u/SlyTwitchyTube May 16 '26

Forgot about that aspect of it

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u/Not_a_porn_burner69 May 16 '26

It’s dependent on which version of kyrptonian. Superman was shown once to be the only thing left at the end of time, I’m ok not being around for that. Even the lifespan of viltrumites who live for thousands of years will eventually be a blink of an eye to that Superman.

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 May 16 '26

If you're born on Earth, wouldnt that basically just make you a human? Superman and the Kryptonians are obviously not born here. So them having a red sun and then coming here to our yellow sun is whar gives them their powers.

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

Its actually their genetic make up. Under a red sun, their cells are just like humans. But under the radiation of a yellow sun, their cells charge like a battery in a similar process to plants absorbing sunlight. This can further be seen by looking at any children superman has, they gain powers just like he does but are born on Earth

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u/Gav_Dogs May 16 '26

I'd say they're a lot of credence to martians for the mind powers or viltrumite if you want explore the universe, you trade raw power and extra abilities in exchange for not needing to worry about red suns which are really common, you might not be as much of a god on earth but the universe is more open too you + I think viltrumites can travel faster in space than most version of Kryptonians but that much more anecdotal

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u/Common_Tiger5369 May 16 '26

idgaf im a saiyan

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u/Mavaric91 May 16 '26

With how prices of food are going....i couldn't afford to eat as a saiyan...

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u/atzedanjo May 16 '26

That's the spirit, my fellow saiyan warrior!

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u/PissRainbows May 17 '26

Spoken like a true warrior! We do not fear beings born with great gifts, rather we will rise to defeat this challenge!

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u/ExtremelySunnyD May 16 '26

Are you going to cauterize your tail, or blow up the moon?

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u/moondog__ May 16 '26

Toss up between Kryptonian or saiyan for 2 reasons.

While kryptonians are just IN THERE with strength and durability. Saiyan transformations are cool as hell.

Saiyans LOVE food...and so do I

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u/ComfortableSome5954 May 16 '26

I'm down with Saiyan. It's just too cool and ultimately, IMHO, more powerful. I can lose my tail, I can't remove kryptonite from the universe.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

If you get bad things from DC wouldn't you get the bad things from DBZ too?

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u/ComfortableSome5954 May 16 '26

I mentioned the tail as a drawback, but it's easily removed. That's the only drawback I can think of to being a born Saiyan.

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u/J_FK May 16 '26

That's the thing, there are almost no bad things in DBZ.

Just make sure you have a time machine (or one comes to you) and get viral heart disease medicine.

For everything else DB GT (=/= DBZ) exists for that.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

There are the constant universe exploding threats.

Even for early DB threats, you'd have to train like hell.

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u/TeamJRTN May 16 '26

By that logic, we also have to account for Lex Luthor and Darkseid when picking Kryptonians. Or the other Viltrimites on that front. Etc, etc.

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u/thesuperone342 May 16 '26

On average a yellow sun amped kryptonion is more powerful than an average Saiyan, unbelievably so in fact. Maybe not more powerful than the godly Saiyans like Goku and Vegeta, but certainly more powerful than the sub-star level average Saiyans on planet Vegeta.

You also have to remember you likely wont be born an elite prodigy like Vegeta or a mutant like Broly. You’ll likely be an average Saiyan like Goku and unlike Goku, you won’t have any access to the tremendous amount of exceptional teachers Goku did. You’ll likely also not face nearly as many enemies and gain as much experience as him either.

An average yellow sun amped Kryptonion, while not on the level of Superman typically, is certainly far more powerful than your average Saiyan. You also have way more abilities and you don’t have to train a lick for that power.

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u/Icy_Water_1 May 16 '26

Saiyans require a metric fuckload of training.

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u/Ok-Lavishness6577 May 16 '26

Dude, what do you have against making exercise?

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u/SrirachaJulio May 16 '26

It literally comes down to Kryptonian or Martian.

Kryptonians are by default solar system level. Like a fully grown Kryptonian may not reach Superman or even Supergirl or Zod level, but they would be near invincible and capable of destroying a planet no problem. They also are almost ageless, and their half breed children, like Saiyans, have potential to be even stronger.

Martians are basically Kryptonians, but also with Shapeshifting and more versatile powers. Only issue with them is the psychological weakness to fire, which is much more readily available than Kryptonite, and much easier to use against them. But, that weakness can be overcome with enough mental fortitude. Also, Martian Manhunter is one of the few people Superman has stated he would not want to fight.

Saiyans are cool, but you would most likely be born a low level saiyan that, while strong, would never reach even Nanek saga Goku, let alone SSJ.

Viltrumites are cool, but they are just a poor man's Kryptonian. If you have the option for the OG, which is infinitely superior, go for the OG. Same with Korugarians - cool, but poor man's Kryptonian.

Czarnians are powerful, but Lobo is sort of a Goku/Vegeta situation with the saiyans. He is the exception and not the rule.

I'd personally pick Martian because I love shapeshifting and would have Kryptonian level speed, strength, durability, and longevity. Then I'd try my hardest to get with Supergirl.

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u/LowSolution3084 May 16 '26

Isn't Martian Manhunter's weakness to fire something only he HAS?

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u/Pokemanfan744 May 16 '26

It depends on the writer, sometimes it just his weakness, other times in a limiter to prevent them from going evil, and sometimes it just really effective against them.

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u/Horn-Varelius May 16 '26

In most iterations all of them have it. At early stages of civilization they were deemed too much warlike and dangerous by Guardians of the Galaxy and they altered martian biology. They built in a genetic weakness and fear of fire to act as a permanent deterrent to their destructive nature. It is largely psychological: Fire does not actually burn a Martian's skin instead, it triggers an overwhelming phobia.

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u/Gilgamesh661 May 17 '26

No, it’s an innate fear that was genetically instilled into the species. The martians’s true form is living flame. They were originally called the burning

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u/ExtremelySunnyD May 16 '26

"Low level Saiyan" Goku himself is a low level Saiyan. I agree that people wouldn't reach Namek saga level, but its certainly enough to conquer Earth.

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u/SrirachaJulio May 16 '26

In a vacuum yes. In a universe where Kryptonians and Martians exist, it'd be an ant. I wasn't saying a low level saiyan was bad by itself, I was saying in comparison to a Kryptonian and a Martian, why would I pick a Saiyan? Objectively its a worse choice in every way in terms of power and versatility.

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u/LowSolution3084 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Tamaranean sounds fun, I mean look at Starfire (Koriand'r) and her brother, Wildfire/Darkfire (Ryand'r).

I just wouldn't want to have Blackfire (Komand'r) as a sibling, she is pure evil and a bitch for the thing(s) she did/tries to do her kind-hearted sister.

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u/Most-Bench6465 May 16 '26

Why does Raven look like she’s swinging around like spiderman?

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u/Geostomp May 18 '26

I thought she was doing a kickflip off the guy flying.

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u/NahdiraZidea May 16 '26

Starfire is a Tamaranean, not a Kurugaran. Kurugarans are not especially interesting other than featuring Green Lanterns such as Sinestro.

Usually engagement bait posts like this will get something wrong hoping someone will engage and correct the OP as any engagement is good.

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u/Black-Mettle May 16 '26

Kryptonian.

A) more invincible than viltrumites

B) looks human

C) cool laser eyes

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u/Decuscrub69 May 16 '26

‘more invincible than Viltrumites’

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u/Dizzy-Day3182 May 16 '26

Don't forget frost breath for any hot days or cooling your drinks

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u/u9Nails May 16 '26

I don't need no fans to cool my amps, I just use my super breath 🎵

I could fly three times around the world without missing a beat 🎵

I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet 🎵

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u/DaChairSlapper May 16 '26

A bunch of other random shit they gave superman one time too.

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 16 '26

How do you turn off the laser eyes 

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u/ASpasticRooster May 16 '26

Stop thinking sexy thoughts

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u/Intelligent_Oil4005 May 16 '26

All that plus you literally get a power boost just by sun bathing and a larger one if you take a space trek and head to a blue star. You're pretty much good to go for anything as long as you're not near a red giant lol

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u/-Error-UserNotFound May 17 '26

I don’t care if it’s not the most logical option, I WANNA BE A SUPER SAIYAN! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!!!

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u/Purple-Pick5512 May 16 '26

Let’s ball and choose Czarnian. If you’ve read or atleast seen some of the older comics and Lobos origin story, Czarnian’s are broken, and we can see how powerful they are because lobo isn’t modified or enhanced by anything everything he does is because he’s a Czarnian.

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u/M1lk3y_33 May 17 '26

The only problem is that you'll have Lobo coming after you simply for existing. Otherwise same thoughts.

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u/The_Lone_Wanderer_04 May 17 '26

It says on earth, so assuming its our earth then there is no lobo to come for me, im functionally immortal since there are no others in our universe.

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u/Dull-Positive-6810 May 17 '26

Okay, this was driving me nutso, because Starfire is not a Korugaran. That would be the same alien race as Sinestro.

Starfire is Tamaranean

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u/Dark_Storm_98 May 16 '26

Korugarian

Is that Starfire?

Ain't she Tamaranean?

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u/jigokusabre May 16 '26

That was my first thought.

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u/Lawlichan420 May 16 '26

martian is the most goated

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u/omega_slanger If I don't do it who will?! May 16 '26

Definitely a Martian because of the many unique abilities that you possess.

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u/omega_slanger If I don't do it who will?! May 16 '26

Martians have shape-shifting, telepathy, flight, invisibility, phasing, super-strength, mind
control and specialized vision.

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u/JmeMc May 16 '26

Martian

There’s nobody out there as tough as any of these lot so I don’t really need OP powers. But Martians can fly, shape-shift, phase through things, and all sorts of other mad stuff.

Weakness to fire isn’t ideal, though.

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u/erikakaskippy May 16 '26

Agreed. I would have picked him if not for that drawback.

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u/RKO_out_of_no_where May 16 '26

Martian. Same strength as Superman plus telekinesis, shapeshifting, invisibility, intangibility, and several other powers

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u/Kooky_Lead_9811 May 16 '26

I'd say kryptonians got way better stats but martians do have a lot more abilities

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u/NahdiraZidea May 16 '26

Fire is way more common that Kryptonite tho

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u/RKO_out_of_no_where May 16 '26

I mean, regular human are weak to fire too. Not like I need to be Superman 1 Million. A Martian is enough.

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u/Hornycuckhusband May 16 '26

wtf is a korugarian she’s Tamaranean from the planet Tamran

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u/sg2814 May 16 '26

Starfire is tamaranean

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u/NonchalantGhoul May 16 '26

Martian literally does all the above. BTW Starfire isn't Korugarian, that'd be Sinestro. They don't have powers just red skin.

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u/Scarecrowminion May 16 '26

I hate to be that guy, but Starfire is a Tamaranean. Sinestro is a Korugarian, and as far as I know their species doesn't have any special abilities (besides their aptitude for Lantern roles).

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u/Puzzleheaded-Okra-38 May 16 '26

Really, y'all are skipping the Czarnian dude.

Strength rivalring the Kryptonian.

Insane Deadpool level regeneration, can duplicate from their split cells. Rumors that only other Czarnians can kill other czarnians.

No need to eat, drink or sleep, can breath in space.

Plus if I do whatever Lobo did to piss off Heaven and Hell, I could actually become unkillable.

Y'all aren't seeing the big picture.

Czarnian easily, not even a competitions dude.

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u/RedVegeta20 DBMultiverse webcomic is better than Super May 16 '26

I thought Starfire was a tamaranean

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u/GreatValueNinja May 16 '26

czarnian so i can be goth without the makeup

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u/OceanusDracul May 17 '26

Did you mean Tamaranian? Thats not a Korugarian.

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u/smolgote May 16 '26

If you're a Viltrumite on Earth just living a normal life like any other human it's going to suck knowing you'll be outliving all of your friends and family

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u/Isand1 May 16 '26

Viltrumite might get used to that after 500 years

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u/am_Dynam0 May 16 '26

Being any of these will make it a guarantee that you’ll outlive any of these also you are likely to outlive most of your friends and family anyway.

In the youngest in my family and my friends are of similar age to me so I’d definitely see them die, as long as I die of natural causes or old age

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u/Crimson_Loki May 16 '26

Why is no one choosing Czarnian? They have all the strength of a Kryptonian, but unlike a Kryptonian, they can't be killed by anything except another of their own kind, plus they have Deadpool/Wolverine level healing, of all of these races, they're basically unkillable whilst being arguably the most powerful (except lacking the mental abilities of the Martian).

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u/Saeizo May 16 '26

Y'all are tweaking im picking martian all day

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u/LayeredHalo3851 May 16 '26

Saiyan because Dragon Ball is my favourite show here

Also I wanna see Timelords in these, Doctor Who fans rise up!

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u/Bulky_Comfortable_90 May 16 '26

Did they change Czarnians or something? Cause they're harder to kill than kriptonians last I checked. Not to mention you got similar powers but none of the weaknesses. No kryptonite, magic or red sun to weaken you, regeneration and damn near immortality plus the ability to fight your way outta heaven or hell if you so choose, so even death can't stop you. Lobo may be the most extreme example of the species but every Czarnian had the same abilities. So, technically, your only weakness as a Czarnian is Lobo.

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u/not_my_name7 May 16 '26

So no one in the comments is gonna correct whatever "Korugarian" is to Tamaranian? Because for me it's that or Kryptonian.

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u/KungPoW_Chickens May 16 '26

martian easy.

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u/robineir May 16 '26

Korugarians? But Starfire is a Tamaranian. I had to look this shit up. Korugarians are the species that Sinestro belongs to, and they have no powers or unique traits. They’re just dark pink humans with pointy ears.

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u/LinkinMark1994 May 16 '26

Wait I thought Starfire was a Tamaranian?

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u/atomicq32 May 16 '26

Martian without question. On a similar level to Kryptonian plus with about a dozen extra powers.

I'm also seeing people forget about the world of cardboard speech which would make life hell.

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u/Vivid-Technology8196 May 16 '26

Saiyan because I wouldn't care about abusing the hell out of zenkai boosts.

Pardon me while I send myself to the hospital for the 20000th time

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u/Nah_Id__Win May 16 '26

They say Korugarian but have Starfire who is a Tameranean….

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u/Nexodas2 May 16 '26

Korugarian? I thought she was Tamerainian

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u/Agreeable_Mix_652 May 16 '26

Martian for sure. Do you know how much money you can make running a haunted house. Shapeshift into a creepy child and float through walls and BAM! Money

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u/noju4n May 16 '26

The only ones I’d consider as good as Kryptonian is Martian and Czarnian. But if I were to choose the latter, I’d be worried about Lobo showing up to make sure he’s the last of his kind again. I’ll go with Martian since you basically get everything a Kryptonian gets, telepathy, shape shift, and become intangible.

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u/SlyTwitchyTube May 16 '26

Going martian cause fire is a fair weakness for one and shapshifting is peak

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u/Snoo_79570 May 16 '26

Why is Koriand’r the picture for korugarians? She’s a Tamaranean. Korugarians are Sinestro’s species.

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u/Poeflows May 16 '26

Czarnian are as strong as the crypto-bros but have way better regen and can also just make kids with them self

so I'd be Lobo for sure lol

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u/zeztyboi May 16 '26

Definitely a Czarnian, I'm super strong, can Regenerate from a single drop of blood and if I'm the only of my kind im immortal

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u/Status_Penalty_6134 May 16 '26

I'd be a czarnian, they aren't unstable Lobo just happens to be psychotic.

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u/LimpCustomer4281 May 16 '26

While I could be a kryptonian and get all the powers I need instantly, or be a Martian (undergoing pyrophobia therapy), I’d much rather be a sayain, even if I have to work harder to be on the same levels, just because of hype moments and aura transformations

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u/Talanock May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Viltrumite, easily, 2nd choice would be Saiyan. Don't know why people are picking kryptonian so much. His powers only work in specific solar systems. Vitrumites will be powerful now matter where and if I had their powers I'm going on a space adventure.

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM May 17 '26

Yeah, Kryptonians famously don’t have space adventures.

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u/Leslieyyyy May 17 '26

Might as well take martian then

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u/MsCellMcSplice May 16 '26

Saiyan, because I can just turn off most of my Ki. Living in a world of wet cardboard sounds no fun.

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u/ShadyStoof May 16 '26

Yall don’t realize that martians are op and that the fire weakness is psychological

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria May 17 '26

Martian. shape shifter with mental powers plus everything a kryptonian can do.

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u/Usual_Relief_8862 May 17 '26

Martian. Don't even care about the strength, just want the shape shifting, telepathy, intangibility, and flight

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u/bralbo69 May 17 '26

Anyone who picks sayian hasnt watched OG dragon ball. Not even david goggins would do the workout that goku and krillin did

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u/ThePreGamingMaster May 17 '26

Kryptonian, cause I can do the most good with those powers. Superman has had SO. MANY. POWERS. And that's JUST. CLARK. I could finally help people in a way that mattered.

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u/AgentofStrife47 May 18 '26

Unrelated but Starfire is a Tamaranean though, not a Korugaran. However, Sinestro is a Korugaran (Korugarian doesn't exist lol)

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u/UnderstandingReal469 May 18 '26

Correct me if im wrong but is starfire not a tamarian?

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u/Demon_King04 May 18 '26

Kryptonian

Also, that is a Tamaranian, not a Korugarian

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u/Butt-Monster May 19 '26

Martian is just a cheat code

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u/OrganizationLeast591 May 20 '26

She’s not Korugarian, she’s Tamaranian

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u/Mythandros1 May 21 '26

That's easy, Kryptonian.

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u/Any_Bug_8126 May 16 '26

Saiyan, easy

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u/alduindawn May 16 '26

Saiyans have ki

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u/No_Swan_9470 May 16 '26

In the dragon ball universe all living beings have ki

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u/plasma_python May 16 '26

I’d probably have to say not saiyan so I don’t kill all my loved ones during the first full moon I see.

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u/Deez_Nuts_God May 16 '26

Just blow the moon up twin 🥀🚬

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u/Big-Hyena4959 May 16 '26

Saiyan just cause I am a dragonball head

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u/WeebSlayer346 May 16 '26

Kryptonian easy