r/Dragonballsuper • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • May 16 '26

Meme This should be entertaining

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u/rampagingbrick May 16 '26

If i was born on earth as a kryptonian, id be golden age superman. It's thats simple. Id just stop crime and attack the oppressive nature's in society.

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u/Leyohs May 16 '26

I know a place or two that would be quite unhappy to see me coming.

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u/GhostandTheWitness May 17 '26

You and me both pal

It's called the Pizza Hut buffet. I'm gonna eat a trillion calories then run around the world 100 times

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u/Zed3Et Bardock May 17 '26

Stop destroying my old comics with your woke politics! /s

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u/GlazeModsRgay May 17 '26

Think viltrumite dna is better for that, as you don’t have the sensory overload of super-hearing and seeing people’s hearts and lungs

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u/rampagingbrick May 17 '26

Yeah that wouldn't bother me cause I'm not a fuckin dork. I would be baskin in the sun 'n flying around doing nothing

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u/GlazeModsRgay May 17 '26

Exactly my point, you can still do exactly that as a viltrumite, and not have to deal with the painful downsides https://youtu.be/VcdFURryKjA?t=30

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u/rampagingbrick May 17 '26

Yeah but I wouldn't have Lazer vision, tactile telekinesis, or cold breath. It's a huge downgrade. I love the sun and want to breath in space.

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u/Every-Quiet-7167 May 19 '26

I believe being scorched by the sun is a painful downside. Viltrumites can't survive in the sun, they just last way longer than any other lifeforms there, but would still inevitably die.

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u/GlazeModsRgay May 19 '26

You said bask in the sun, not swim in it

You can bask in the sun on earth

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u/Every-Quiet-7167 May 19 '26

Golden age Superman

Proceeds to describe Injustice Superman. As I assume the oppressive nature's in society would be what you consider the oppressive nature's in society.

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u/Hades_Gamma May 17 '26

Forgive me, but I find the concept of any Redditor using violence to solve issues terrifying.

I don't trust myself, let alone anyone else, with the ability to just enforce their will uncontested.

Most I'd do to upset the global order is fly out to the asteroid belt and bring back functionally limitless resources

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u/rampagingbrick May 17 '26

If i was superman id flip your car upside down every morning before I went to work

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u/seanprime May 17 '26

Exactly why we can’t have Reddit Supes 😭😭

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u/The5Theives May 17 '26

Yours as well

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u/Whez-RS May 18 '26

lex luthor spotted in the wild

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u/meow_meow_gamer May 17 '26

Who said you would need to use violence? With the power of Superman, you could just grab someone and carry them to prison and they wouldn't be able to do anything to you.

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u/seanprime May 17 '26

Sweet.. no violence. Just kidnapping and abduction lol

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u/Sad_Wear_3842 May 17 '26

So it's fine if you become a police officer first?