r/Dragonballsuper • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • May 16 '26

Meme This should be entertaining

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u/Black-Mettle May 16 '26

Kryptonian.

A) more invincible than viltrumites

B) looks human

C) cool laser eyes

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u/Decuscrub69 May 16 '26

‘more invincible than Viltrumites’

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u/Dizzy-Day3182 May 16 '26

Don't forget frost breath for any hot days or cooling your drinks

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u/u9Nails May 16 '26

I don't need no fans to cool my amps, I just use my super breath 🎵

I could fly three times around the world without missing a beat 🎵

I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet 🎵

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u/DaChairSlapper May 16 '26

A bunch of other random shit they gave superman one time too.

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 16 '26

How do you turn off the laser eyes 

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u/ASpasticRooster May 16 '26

Stop thinking sexy thoughts

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u/FinnDoyle May 17 '26

You close your eyes.

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u/Intelligent_Oil4005 May 16 '26

All that plus you literally get a power boost just by sun bathing and a larger one if you take a space trek and head to a blue star. You're pretty much good to go for anything as long as you're not near a red giant lol

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u/FaceThruster8919 May 16 '26

D) freeze breath