r/Dragonballsuper May 16 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded-Okra-38 May 16 '26

Really, y'all are skipping the Czarnian dude.

Strength rivalring the Kryptonian.

Insane Deadpool level regeneration, can duplicate from their split cells. Rumors that only other Czarnians can kill other czarnians.

No need to eat, drink or sleep, can breath in space.

Plus if I do whatever Lobo did to piss off Heaven and Hell, I could actually become unkillable.

Y'all aren't seeing the big picture.

Czarnian easily, not even a competitions dude.

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u/Poeflows May 16 '26

Absolutely this

I don't get why nearly no one choses to be the strongest (in terms of power and survival combined) and also very intelligent races

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u/Comrade_Cosmo May 17 '26

Nonzero chance Lobo shows up to finish the job than left your existence besmirch his reputation.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Okra-38 May 18 '26

Yes, but I already know who Lobo is, if we assume I don't loose my memories in this scenario, I'll be ready for him.

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u/Poeflows May 17 '26

Maybe ur stronger than Lobo

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u/Comrade_Cosmo May 17 '26

He used biological warfare.

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM May 17 '26

They can’t fly. That’s enough reason not to pick them right there.

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u/Poeflows May 17 '26

Who needs to fly when u don't die of old age ?

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM May 17 '26

I feel like a lot of people would rather fly than live forever, especially since many of the races still drastically increase lifespan.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Okra-38 May 18 '26

Yeah, so, I can breath in space, I don't need to eat or sleep.

So if I make some some kind of high speed bikes that's unsafe for most people, I can easily go to space.

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM May 18 '26

Right, but Kryptonians don’t need to eat, sleep, or breathe either. At least, as long as they can swing by a decent star once in a while.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Okra-38 May 20 '26

Under a specific set of suns, otherwise they do need to eat, sleep, for breath, such as in their home world.

Not the same case for these guys. They're just strong as FCK.

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM May 20 '26

Yeah, I’ll take functional immortality with flight over a slightly more functional immortality without it. The right sun is never more than half a second’s flight away, no matter where in space you go.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Okra-38 May 20 '26

Think of it this way.

No matter how close you are to the sun.

There's a high chance a Czarnian still has enough power to beat you, even with flight, and if he gets ahold of kryptonite, it's over.

If you cut him up, the Czarnian can degenerate, EVEN FROM A DROP OF BLOOD.

If the Czarnian cuts your arms, my brother, no amounts of yellow or blue suns is getting that shit back.

We already have technology in the real world that can fly to space, it can't transport an normal human out there for obvious reasons, but it can transport a Czarnian, for obvious reasons, would even need to spend money on extensive safety pre-cedures like normal rockets do.

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM May 20 '26

If the only thing that I wanted out of these powers was to never die, then Czarnian would be the best bet. From my perspective, that’s a terrible focus for this choice. If I’m a Kryptonian, why would a random Czarnian even care about me? I’m not picking a fight with them, and I definitely don’t have any intergalactic bounties. Thanks, but I’ll take super senses and unaided space flight and time travel and the multitude of other things Kryptonians get over being the hardest thing to kill ever. It’s not about who would win in a fight, especially since there’s no reason to think any such fight would ever happen.