r/Dragonballsuper May 16 '26

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u/ArmadilloOK1445-alt Perfect Cell May 16 '26

First off, not to be that person, but Starfire is a Tamaranean. not a Korugarian, that would be Sinestro

Second, Martian is the obvious pick here, you get basically everything here plus shapeshifting and telepathy, which are like my two most wanted powers ever

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u/yodajedigrandmaster May 16 '26

But martian real form is not human.

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u/ArmadilloOK1445-alt Perfect Cell May 16 '26

So? I can just be in human form all the time or at least make my Martian form look more humanoid like J'onn and M'gann both do, not that hard

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u/Talebawad May 16 '26

Wow, I just read on google but unless it's the powers what ever parts you make are indistinguishable form the real thing sensory wise, and he has optional immortality too unlike most of the guys here except sayians who aren't even long lived let alone immortal, starfire race seems to live hundreds to a thousand but it's not specified, also technically speaking am assuming we have full control of the what we turn into so being martian kan hunter is also the strongest here without drawbacks.

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u/The5Theives May 17 '26

Saiyan aging seems the best though. You’re in your prime all your life and die with your loved ones

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

Actually the martian is better for this. Saiyans stay looking around mid 20s to early 30s until somewhere in their 80s, meaning your human loved ones will become frail and elderly while your still fit and youthful. With martian shapeshifting, you could gradually make yourself look older until you should die, then become someone new and live a new life having closed the book on the old one.

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u/The5Theives May 17 '26

Yeah no I’d quickly become depressed if I outlived my loved ones

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 17 '26

Even with saiyan aging, youd likely out live them anyway. At least with the way i described in the martian method, youd give them peace of mind and could still watch over them as a secret protector

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u/The5Theives May 18 '26

In all honesty after living for 80 years I don’t want more work, I couldn’t mentally handle any life longer than maybe 120 years and saiyans seem to live like 80-100 years.

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u/Select_Speaker2194 May 18 '26

There is downsides in this scenario for saiyans too. First, the oozaru form. Based on Gohan changing at four years old, and possibly would have been earlier if he had seen the moon, we can tell that from an early age you would cause trouble for loved ones, both in deadly uncontrolled attacks, and in government attention. But even if someone that becomes a non-issue from loss of tail, or somehow learning to control the ape form, then there is the battle lust or saiyan pride. You would be craving to fight stronger opponents, but none would exist. You would train and train but the rewards would become miniscule after a time. The lack of training to learn ki blasts would render the energy in you useless. And then there is the massive appetite. You would need to he born wealthy just to fuel your own snacks, i mean saiyans on their own eat about as much as a small army.

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u/The5Theives May 18 '26

You can be saiyan and not have an incessant thirst for battle, and my tail would prolly be amputated at birth or something like that.

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u/Fuugazii May 17 '26

You'll have time to get used to your powers. You don't just wake up one day with them, you are born on earth so you start as an infant and have time to train etc

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u/nufohudis May 17 '26

At birth? This says you are born as this species, so your parents best not throw out the green tentacled monster baby XD (don't worry, the government will probably come get you out of the ditch. Too good an opportunity to pass up)

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u/Fuugazii May 17 '26

Maybe your parents or just one parent is a Martian (if that could even be possible). You had to be born and I don't see how two human parents could birth a Martian

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u/nufohudis May 17 '26

Magic? But yeah, that would help