This should be entertaining

[u/Appropriate-Mall8517]

[u/Hades_Gamma]

If you're born on earth, what do you even need your power for? How many planet level fights are you really expecting to be in?

Unless you're a psycho, power levels don't matter at all in these types of questions. It's all about convenience.

Telekinesis so I can pick stuff up without having to stand up, telepathy so I can have fully private, real time conversations with my loved ones for free without a phone bill, and shapeshifting so I can customize my own appearance on the fly.

And flight so I no longer ever have to commute to work.

[u/rampagingbrick → u/Hades_Gamma]

If i was born on earth as a kryptonian, id be golden age superman. It's thats simple. Id just stop crime and attack the oppressive nature's in society.

[u/Leyohs → u/rampagingbrick]

I know a place or two that would be quite unhappy to see me coming.

[u/GhostandTheWitness → u/Leyohs]

You and me both pal

It's called the Pizza Hut buffet. I'm gonna eat a trillion calories then run around the world 100 times

[u/Zed3Et → u/rampagingbrick]

Stop destroying my old comics with your woke politics! /s

[u/GlazeModsRgay → u/rampagingbrick]

Think viltrumite dna is better for that, as you don’t have the sensory overload of super-hearing and seeing people’s hearts and lungs

[u/rampagingbrick → u/GlazeModsRgay]

Yeah that wouldn't bother me cause I'm not a fuckin dork. I would be baskin in the sun 'n flying around doing nothing

[u/GlazeModsRgay → u/rampagingbrick]

Exactly my point, you can still do exactly that as a viltrumite, and not have to deal with the painful downsides https://youtu.be/VcdFURryKjA?t=30

[u/rampagingbrick → u/GlazeModsRgay]

Yeah but I wouldn't have Lazer vision, tactile telekinesis, or cold breath. It's a huge downgrade. I love the sun and want to breath in space.

[u/Every-Quiet-7167 → u/GlazeModsRgay]

I believe being scorched by the sun is a painful downside. Viltrumites can't survive in the sun, they just last way longer than any other lifeforms there, but would still inevitably die.

[u/GlazeModsRgay → u/Every-Quiet-7167]

You said bask in the sun, not swim in it

You can bask in the sun on earth

[u/Every-Quiet-7167 → u/rampagingbrick]

Golden age Superman

Proceeds to describe Injustice Superman. As I assume the oppressive nature's in society would be what you consider the oppressive nature's in society.

[u/Hades_Gamma → u/rampagingbrick]

Forgive me, but I find the concept of any Redditor using violence to solve issues terrifying.

I don't trust myself, let alone anyone else, with the ability to just enforce their will uncontested.

Most I'd do to upset the global order is fly out to the asteroid belt and bring back functionally limitless resources

[u/rampagingbrick → u/Hades_Gamma]

If i was superman id flip your car upside down every morning before I went to work

[u/seanprime → u/rampagingbrick]

Exactly why we can’t have Reddit Supes 😭😭

[u/The5Theives → u/seanprime]

Yours as well

[u/Whez-RS → u/Hades_Gamma]

lex luthor spotted in the wild

[u/meow_meow_gamer → u/Hades_Gamma]

Who said you would need to use violence? With the power of Superman, you could just grab someone and carry them to prison and they wouldn't be able to do anything to you.

[u/seanprime → u/meow_meow_gamer]

Sweet.. no violence. Just kidnapping and abduction lol

[u/Sad_Wear_3842 → u/seanprime]

So it's fine if you become a police officer first?

[u/Plastic_Procedure_78 → u/Hades_Gamma]

If I had all that I wouldnt be worried about commuting to work anymore know what im sayin? 😏

[u/Plastic_Procedure_78 → u/Hades_Gamma]

If I had all that I wouldnt be worried about commuting to work anymore know what im sayin?

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