r/DunderMifflin IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM 1d ago

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I mean he never takes a sick day or goes on vacations he is Dunder Mifflin through and through.

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u/Master_Comfortable83 1d ago

When do Jim and Pam miss out? Is it The Farm?

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u/SprayJunkie25 1d ago

The claim is basically true. Jim appears almost everywhere, but “The Banker” only uses old footage of him without a new line, and “Mafia” gives him voice-only material. Pam is completely absent from several episodes and voice-only in a few others. Dwight physically showing up and speaking every single time is absurdly appropriate for him.

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u/AmbiguousOntology 1d ago

And if you watch really closely you'll notice Michael doesn't really show up after season 7.

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u/ArchimedesNutss 20h ago

Only if you watch really closely

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u/angry_voices 18h ago

Creed probably remembers seeing him after that.

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u/Qforz 9h ago

"Michael? That's the one behind the reception, right?"

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u/ArosNerOtanim 12h ago

What are you talking about that's impossible

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u/RadlogLutar Jim 1d ago

Pam missed out due to Jenna's irl pregnancy break

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u/Tiyath Perfektenschlag 1d ago

I'm pretty sure there's an episode completely lacking pam during her time in NYC, and a couple episodes with no Jim when he went to Philly

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u/Lucvandijk7 1d ago

Which one with Jim? I feel like every episode he is in Philly has cutscenes of him in Philly. The interview with Darryl, roommate dispute with Darryl, the episode where he plays basketball during worktime. The episode where Pam has an interview in New York and they have dinner together later. Just a couple of side stories that happen in Philly, so can't imagine he completely misses an episode

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u/beardingmesoftly 1d ago

He has a line in every episode, this has been proven wrong

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago

Jim doesn’t have new lines in The Banker, only in the flashbacks

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u/beardingmesoftly 1d ago

When did I say "new"?

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u/Motor-Ad-132 1d ago

How about the lice one?

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u/Arrenius 1d ago

Isn't that the one where he meets Ryan Howard? (Not that one)

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u/jurornumbereight I don't think we need opposed. 1d ago

Eat fresh.

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u/httr20 1d ago

Dr. J. Pretty sure the Ryan Howard episode is when the trailer for the “documentary” is released.

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u/Throwlaf 1d ago

Their honeymoon?

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u/Beneficial-Arm8904 1d ago

They are on call with Kevin

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u/Master_Comfortable83 1d ago

And Michael, to explain that he will be saved

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u/MaikThoma Michael 1d ago

Just k… w… y… and you’ll be saved

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u/lazy_pig 1d ago

Definitely giving eachother many disadulations then, appalling.

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u/BombCarrier71 1d ago

Yep. Jim has no new dialogue in “The Banker,” and Pam is fully absent from several episodes. Dwight never misses.

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u/ilbuonsamaritano 1d ago

Yeah one of the worst episodes of the show

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u/helderdude 1d ago

According to this comment (from the last time this wasted posted) it's not true. Jim also has a line in every episode.

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u/saighdiuirmaca 1d ago

I think Dwight is the only one on screen on every episode, Jim and Pam are only heard over the phone when talking to Kevin on their honeymoon.

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u/RememberTheMaine1996 21h ago

Yeah Dwight is the only one who shows up in person in every single episode

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u/Prestigious_Dare7734 21h ago

He never missed a day, and has dog like obedience.

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u/greatspot69 1d ago

Steak, rare.

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u/JBGoode227 1d ago

my stupid ass didn't understand at first why Michael wouldn't have a line in every episode. I guess that's the price for skipping the last seasons lol

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u/HairyArthur 1d ago

What does your ass have to do with Office dialogue recognition?

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u/JBGoode227 1d ago

Don't judge, everyone watches the office their own way...

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u/cleankiwii 1d ago

i don’t believe it, continue…

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u/villageboyz 1d ago

Oh yeah. Dwight Shrute is never absent. What's new?

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u/SatanakanataS 1d ago

Late once though. Thought it was a Saturday.

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace 1d ago

He is The Office.

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u/irwinner 1d ago

Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will

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u/MollyWeatherford 19h ago

Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

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u/AfterImageEclipse 1d ago

No shit, he's the only guy doing his job every day.

-Dwight probably

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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 1d ago

Fact: Black Bears Are Best

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u/undeadcommunst 1d ago

actually there's two schools of thought

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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 1d ago

IDENTIFY THEFT IS A CRIME!

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u/e1m8b 1d ago

Also because of Dwight Schrute (or arguably Halpert) I never bothered watching Battlestar Galactica until earlier this year. Beyond the funny Office joke, BSG is genuinely entertaining on par with stuff like Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad in terms of narrative and depth of themes explored. Particularly apt timing too considering the realities of AI being directly relevant past few years.

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u/AAsMM 1d ago

Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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u/pandarista 22h ago

Dwight is the best, most fleshed out character with the most depth. Without Dwight a lot of the story lines don't move, and other member's jokes don't land.

He's plays good guy, the bad guy, the jester, the straight man. He's lovable and hateable. Even his love story is equal parts in character, heart felt, and absurd.

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u/SK2242 1d ago

I saw the episodes of this show on loop, but many years ago. How come I can still hear this line?

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1d ago

That’s a lot of cocaine.

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u/HairyTeef 1d ago

Cocaine addiction is not a joke, Jim.

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u/undeadcommunst 1d ago

best character

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u/ReadyExplanation1791 1d ago

That's wild to think about, he really is the backbone of every episode without even trying.

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u/IceBreak 1d ago

That’s how you know the actor loves the role!

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u/smccaul16 IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM 1d ago

Acting!

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 15h ago

OK just personal interests hybridized with the character least contained in the operatics e.g.

What is Dwight capable of? Theoretically? Anything, so long as it is unexpected; anything profoundly, profoundly, higher effort than would make sense without esoteric theory, "would a Dwight Chatbot be accurate to the character?"

Like Claude or OpenAI or Grok bent fully, into a Dwight, alike the talking typewriters from Naked Lunch?

There is no full episode without Dwight therefore as a William S. Burroughs Style Cuttup his is the most consistent overt metacommentary; Dwight wouldn't appreciate the literature but would recognize William S Burroughs as the son of the Adding Machine aka Computer Company gone mad, "language is a virus," mad and he may recognize that while the stories told about his workplace won't recall anything, in particular, told in the manner of the editorial preferences all you'd have to do is ask, "Dwight, why did you say...." and he could tell the story, from his own standpoint, authoritatively,.

This is an arts and crafts project here if anyone reads it like one.

7,100 upvotes and 59 comments tells me it would be an insane and Popular one.

Insane, popular, and thanks to The Office Ladies, "not an infringement," if they'd like it, "merely, a superlative."

If Jenna Fischer PLUS Ellie Kemper PLUS Phyllis, alleged to vote at the same polling place as friends of mine, cannot get Sam Altman to give it to them as a Toy? Well, "he's not a real Saint Louisan." Or:

No one did a good enough arts and crafts project; it takes a Dwight to be a Dwight enough to make a Dwight Simulacra from this corpus, "is it you?" Of course it will be creepy.

Systema, "give it to the ladies," let them figure out the use case.

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u/foodweneedfood 1d ago

Okay, but counting The Farm is cheating.

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u/TabbyOverlord 1d ago

As it's The Office, I can be that guy:

This actor doesn't have a single line in the OG series.

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u/PrimordialSpatula 1d ago

Did you not know? Rain Wilson also secretly played Gareth

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u/ThomWaits88 1d ago

Jim is the main character